[Copypasta] This offends me as a...

twitchquotes: This offends me as a vegan transgender hipster Native-American-Indo-Chinese hybrid alien agnostic-atheist German engineer who vapes fairtrade organic decaffeinated compressed and hydrated extra-protein soy breast milk on the regular and does Hindi Kama Sutra naked crossfit yoga 8 days a week.
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June 2017
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Is KogMaw's passive account specific?

twitchquotes: Hi Michael, I saw Doublelift playing Kogmaw yesterday and he didn't seem to have the same cool passive you have. Was his game bugged or is the passive account specific?
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September 2017
imaqtpie

League of Legends

You have been gifted the Golden Kappa!

twitchquotes: β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€” imGlitch You have been gifted the Golden Kappa!β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”
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January 2017

Classic

I need a hyper improvement platform

twitchquotes: Micheal, in this brand new season full of unexpected challenges and adventures in the world that is solo q, what can I / We / YOUR VIEWERS use in order to maximise our game knowledge and as a result increase our chance of getting higher ranks, I need a hyper improvement platform man, hit me up!
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January 2015
imaqtpie

HAND OVER THE MEMES

twitchquotes: HAND OVER THE MEMES (βŒβ– _β– )=Ξ΅/Μ΅Ν‡ΜΏΜΏ/'ΜΏ'ΜΏ ΜΏ \ BibleThump / I'M CLEAN ΜΏ' ΜΏ'\Μ΅Ν‡ΜΏΜΏ\Π·=(̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ΜΏ)Μ„
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March 2016
Reynad

I'VE GOT THE STREAM IN MY SIGHTS

twitchquotes: ΰΌΌΰΊˆΩ„ΝœΰΊˆΰΌ½οΎ‰Β·οΈ»Μ·β”»ΜΏβ•β”δΈ€I'VE GOT THE STREAM IN MY SIGHTS
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January 2015
strifecro
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