[Copypasta] This offends me as a...

twitchquotes: This offends me as a vegan transgender hipster Native-American-Indo-Chinese hybrid alien agnostic-atheist German engineer who vapes fairtrade organic decaffeinated compressed and hydrated extra-protein soy breast milk on the regular and does Hindi Kama Sutra naked crossfit yoga 8 days a week.
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June 2017
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Full Doge

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–Œ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ– โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ– โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–„โ–ˆโ–’โ– โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–’โ–Œ โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–Œ โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–ˆโ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ– โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–Œ โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–’โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œ โ–Œโ–’โ–€โ–โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–Œโ–„โ–‘โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ– โ–โ–’โ–’โ–โ–€โ–โ–€โ–’โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œ โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ– โ–‘โ–Œโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œ โ–‘โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–’โ–’โ– โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–€ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–€ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–€
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November 2016

Mirana

โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃ€โฃคโ  โ คโฃคโกคโฃ€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข€โฃดโกฒโ ถโฃบโก‹โ ‹โ โ „โ „โ ™โ ขโก€โ ˜โ ฑโ ฑโก„โฃ€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข€โ ”โ ‹โ „โ „โฃดโฃฟโกฃโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโ ‚โ „โ โ นโกโขขโ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โก”โ โ „โ „โ „โฃผโ ฟโขฟโฃปโ ƒโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ  โ ƒโ „โ ขโก€โ „โ „ โ „โ „โข€โ Œโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ปโ –โขŸโ •โฃชโฃคโฃดโฃ„โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโขณโฃฟโฃถ โ „โ „โ โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃผโฃฟโฃทโ ปโกƒโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃ„โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˜โขนโฃฟ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˜โ ›โ ปโฃฟโฃฟโกฝโ ‹โ ‰โข‰โฃโฃฝโฃฟโฃฟโก„โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข โ ถโขผโฃฟ โฃฎโก€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃ€โ ˆโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโก โ „โฃถโฃฆโฃฝโฃฟโฃฟโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โกพโ กโขฟโขจโฃฟ โฃฟโฃงโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ‰โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก€โ „โ „โ „โก€โ „โ „โกžโ „โฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃ‡โ „โ „โ „โฃถโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃงโ „โ „โ „โ โกถโ „โ โ „โ ธ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก†โ „โ „โ ™โขฟโฃ‡โ ™โฃ‹โฃญโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ „โ „โ „โขนโ „โ „โ „โ „ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ „โ „โ „โก€โ ‰โ „โ งโ ฟโ ฟโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃ‡โ „โ „โขธโฃฟโฃ„โ „โ โ ’โ ›โข โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ Ÿโ โ „โ „โก€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโ „โ „โ ˆโขฟโฃฟโฃ‡โ „โ โขปโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ Ÿโ ‰โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ‚โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃงโ „โ „โ ˆโฃฟโ ‹โ „โ „โ ˆโ ‰โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃ€โฃ€โก„โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „
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February 2021

Dota 2

Saronite Chain Gang is my least favorite card

twitchquotes: Saronite Chain Gang is quickly becoming one of my least favorite cards. It's just so hopeless and suffering. It comes on the board like "How long can this go on?" and I'm like "yeah SCG this torture is eternal" and when he attacks he's like "FREE ME" and I'm like "yeah if only I could." He doesn't say some positive bullshit like "spells are fun" he's just like "nah end this." And it looks so frustrated.
twitch chat
August 2017

Hearthstone

Your elo doesn't mean you play at that skill level

twitchquotes: Your elo doesnโ€™t necessarily mean you play at that skill level. Iโ€™ve been silver a couple seasons but i play at a platinum level. Iโ€™ve played a lot of games with plat/diamond players and managed to carry (mostly aram)
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February 2019

League of Legends

Kripp if you don't play a lonely island song next...

twitchquotes: Kripp, if you don't play a lonely island song in the next 5 minutes i will go to your house, pet your cat, eat your pizza, drink your oj, spill your salt and copy your pasta, plz no copy pasterino lonerino islanderino
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November 2014
Kripp
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