I went to the store one time because I was out of my Men's 5-in-1 shampoo, conditioner, body wash, hand soap, and shaving cream and wanted to take a shower. As I was in a hurry I didn't bother to check the label, I just grabbed it, paid, and ran. When I got home I turned on the shower, let the water run all over my body (but not on my ass, real men don't wash that) and began applying my new 5-in-1 lotion. Or so I thought. After I had done so I nearly fell to the ground as pain spread all throughout my body (normally as a real man I can handle pain yet this was somehow an exception). I looked down and my p***s was completely gone, however my view was quickly obstructed as my pecs began to swell. I reached up to feel my chin only to realize all the hair in my beard had fallen out. My plans afterwards began to fade as I began to lose my extremely masculine interests. In a panic, I reached to turn off the water and jumped out to look in the mirror, however it must be broken as there was a woman staring back at me. It was in this moment that I grabbed the bottle and read the label:
For Women.
I used to be a real ad
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Okay, listen up mods. Iβm done with your oppressiveness
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Okay, listen up mods. Iβm done with your oppressiveness. I try day in and day out to spam dank copy-pasta in chat and what do I get in return? Just the same old, 10 minute time out from you fun-suckers. Chat is filled with just meaningful dialogue and constructive feedback. Iβm done. Iβm out. And I swear to god, donβt even think about deleting this message.
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Hello Mr. Morosan! This is the salt truck driver
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α΄Κ α΄α΄Κα΄ sα΄Κα΄, Κα΄α΄ α΄α΄ α΄Ι΄α΄α΄‘! Ι’α΄α΄α΄
ΚΚα΄ sΙͺΚ! ΰΌΌ Ν β’ ΩΝ β’ ΰΌ½
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I canβt escape Fortnite
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I canβt escape Fortnite. I was on an airplane half an hour ago and through my headphones I heard some guy ask, βDo you play Fortnite?β. At first I couldnβt process the words, but I understood after he reiterated. βDude, do you play Fortnite?β Then I heard someone respond behind me. βFortnite?β Then another. βYeah, that game.β I couldnβt shut them out before the cabin erupted into a chorus of Fortnite conversations. I felt like I was being suffocated. The man previously sleeping beside me woke up suddenly and contributed with βwhere we droppin' boys?β. The crying kid across the aisle stopped kicking and screaming just to say βTilted Towers!β
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Knight of Negativitironi
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<:::::[]=Β€ΰΌΌ β_βΰΌ½εΈ I am the knight of Negativitironi. Stand back foul positivitironi! <:::::[]=Β€ΰΌΌ β_βΰΌ½εΈ
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