[Copypasta] I charted your LP for the last month

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Crumbz picked Rengar again...

twitchquotes: It's 3:00 A.M. and Imaqtpie "Michael" Santana has to be up soon to stream. He awakens with a cold sweat screaming an with fear. Lisher awakes too and tries to sooth him. "Whats wrong baby?" QTPie says with a look of horror on his face "C-Crumbz picked rengar again..."
twitch chat
February 2015
imaqtpie

League of Legends

I'm going all in boys!

twitchquotes: į••ā”Œā—•į—œā—•ā”į•— IM GOING ALL IN B O Y S! Ź• ͔·ᓄ ͔· Ź” Yįµ’įµ˜ Oᶰ˔ʸ Lᶤᵛᵉ Oį¶°į¶œįµ‰ Ź• ͔·ᓄ ͔· Ź”
twitch chat
December 2014
imaqtpie

We are sending you to India to marry your beautiful cousin

twitchquotes: Hello Michael, this is your mother. I write here to inform you that your father and I do not approve of your timewaste playing childrens game for the internet. Therefor we are sending you to India to marry your beautiful cousin Venkatanarasimharajuvaripeta and work as a train conductor..
twitch chat
October 2014
imaqtpie

You know what really bothers me?

twitchquotes: You know what really bothers me? When I walk into a public restroom and find semen and urine all over the seat of the only toilet there. It disgusts me and makes me really uncomfortable. That's how I feel reading this chat. Please no copy pasterino, these are my personal feelings and not to be mocked.
twitch chat
November 2014
imaqtpie

I Salute the donger lord for he is our KING!

twitch chat
October 2014
imaqtpie
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