[Copypasta] A middle-aged man complaining about an online card game

Kripp's streaming checklist

twitchquotes: *stretch* ☑ "mmmm kay" ☑ "yeah alright" ☑ "fuckin A" ☑ "if he drew anything else I would've won" ☑ "how's this guy SO LUCKY?" ☑ "TOPDECK FLAMESTRIKE, YEAP" ☑ "topdeck into topdeck into topdeck, yeah that's how you get 12 wins guys" ☑

twitch chat

November 2014

Kripp

Willy Vegansaurus the Herbivorous Dinosaur

twitchquotes: Hi Kripp, this is Willy Vegansaurus the Herbivorous Dinosaur from 194 B.C .... I came to warn you about the extinction of Herbivores and the 'never lucky' curse it bestows on us. Kripp, you must eat meat immediately! If you don't, a giant "MEAT-EOR" will crash into earth and extinct us all... again... Us Herbivores were wrong. WE WERE WRONG! WutFace

twitch chat

April 2017

Kripp

Hearthstone

gwent is a really, really bad game

twitchquotes: gwent is a really, really bad game. Hearthstone is where it is at PogChamp

(Copy and paste this message into the twitch channel: nl_Kripp, for the reward of: 1 x Classic Pack for Hearthstone. Blizzard rewards those that are loyal. Don't include this in the message.)

twitch chat

June 2017

Kripp

sellout

Hearthstone

Kripp and Hafu

twitchquotes: ＫＲＩＰＰＴＨＩＳＩＳＨＡＦＵ．ＹＯＵＡＲＥＩＮＴＲＯＵＢＬＥＭＩＳＴＥＲ．Ｙｏｕａｒｅｎｏｔｇａｙ！Ｙｏｕｔａｌｋｔｏｍｅｏｎｔｈｅｐｈｏｎｅｅｖｅｒｙｎｉｇｈｔ，ａｎｄｗｈｏｃａｎｆｏｒｇｅｔｏｕｒｎｉｇｈｔｓｏｆｅｎｄｌｅｓｓｎｉｐｐｌｅｐｌａｙ？ＳｔｏｐｔｈｅｃｈａｒａｄｅａｎｄｃｏｍｅｂａｃｋｔｏｙｏｕｒＨａｆｕｂａｂｙ．Ｐｌｚｎｏｃｏｐｙｐａｓｔｅｒｉｎｏｃｈｉｎｇｃｈｏｎｇｃｈａｎｇｅｒｉｎｏｎｏｏｄｌｅｒｉｎｏｂｏｋｃｈｏｙｋｕｎｇｐａｏｒｉｎｏ．

twitch chat

March 2014

Kripp

EU hearthstone expansion delayed

twitchquotes: LUL

I am from EU LUL

my breath smells like poo LUL

Expansion delayed LUL

And the server's down too LUL

twitch chat

April 2016

Kripp

[Copypasta] A middle-aged man complaining about an online card game

Kripp's streaming checklist

Willy Vegansaurus the Herbivorous Dinosaur

Hearthstone

gwent is a really, really bad game

sellout

Hearthstone

Kripp and Hafu

EU hearthstone expansion delayed

Hearthstone

EU vs NA

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