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Tesla is restarting production today against Alameda County rules. I will be on the line with everyone else. If anyone is arrested, I ask that it only be me.
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SPAM THIS ANT
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SPAM 🐜 THIS 🐜 ANT 🐜 TO 🐜 SPAM 🐜 AN 🐜 ANT
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A Jerma clone showed up at my school as a substitute once
A Jerma clone showed up at my school as a substitute once. He comes is and is posturing like he’s really tall and large but the guy couldn’t be more than 5’4”. The class starts and he is just sitting there in quietly staring forward in the front of the class with an awfully distorted picture of his face that said “The required information is in the lab directions” but he never handed us anything. This goes on for a minute until one of the talkative kids just asks if he is okay he hadn’t even taken a breath yet and veins were popping out of his neck and forehead. The moment the kid made a noise he stated wildly shaking his head around while making high pitched laser(?) sounds. Worst period of geology I’ve ever had. The rest was just him passing out the lab sheet but he would just hold it toward them motionless until they reached for it and he would snatch it away and laugh at them right in their face. Couldn’t find a more fucked guy if I tried. I'll edit in the image if anyone got a pic of it.
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Your stream has provided a constant influx of salt
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Mr. Kripp, I would like to personally thank you for saving my life. I lead a stressful life and have dangerously high blood sugar. Your stream has provided a constant influx of salt which has balanced my blood sugar levels, and according to the doctor I'm gonna do just fine now. Please remember that every time you get flamestriked, your saltiness cures another middle-aged man like myself of diabetes.
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A NUCLEAR REACTOR HAS EXPLODED IN LEGO CITY
A NUCLEAR REACTOR HAS EXPLODED IN LEGO CITY
START THE EMERGENCY HELICOPTERS
HEY
BUILD THE HELICOPTERS, THROW BORON INTO THE REACTOR AND STOP THE DISASTER
THE NEW CHERNOBYL COLLECTION FROM LEGO CITY
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Hello Tides is me Kripperino here
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ヽ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ﾉ Hello Tides is me Kripperino here. I have finished my streaming days. Please take care of my childerinos for me, and pay their child supporterino. Lots of love, Kripp <3
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