[Copypasta] Tesla is restarting production today

twitchquotes: Tesla is restarting production today against Alameda County rules. I will be on the line with everyone else. If anyone is arrested, I ask that it only be me.
twitch chat
May 2020
Elon Musk's tweet: https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1259945593805221891
What happened to this ad? :(
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The LoL player couldn't deny

twitchquotes: A Dota player and a LoL player walks into a bar. The Dota gamer turns around to the LoL gamer saying, "LoL sucks!" The LoL player couldn't deny. BrokeBack
twitch chat
March 2016

Dota 2

Mario

โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–€โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–“โ–“โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–€โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’
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November 2014

Kripp, this is your psychiatrist

twitchquotes: แด‹ส€ษชแด˜แด˜, แด›สœษชs ษชs สแดแดœส€ แด˜sสแด„สœษชแด€แด›ส€ษชsแด›. ษช'แด… สŸษชแด‹แด‡ แด›แด sแด‡แด› แดœแด˜ แด€ษดแดแด›สœแด‡ส€ sแด‡ssษชแดษด แดกสœแด‡ส€แด‡ แดกแด‡ แด‡สŸแด€ส™แดส€แด€แด›แด‡ แดœแด˜แดษด สŸแด€sแด› แด›ษชแดแด‡, สแดแดœ sแด€ษชแด… สแดแดœ แดกแด‡ส€แด‡ า“แด‡แด‡สŸษชษดษข แด…แด‡แด˜ส€แด‡ssแด‡แด… ส™แด‡แด„แด€แดœsแด‡ สแดแดœ สŸแดแดแด‹ สŸษชแด‹แด‡ แด€ 40 สแด‡แด€ส€ แดสŸแด… แดษชแด…แด…สŸแด‡ แด€ษขแด‡ แดแด€ษด แดกสœแด‡ษด สแดแดœ'ส€แด‡ ส€แด‡แด€สŸสŸส ษชษด สแดแดœส€ แด›แดกแด‡ษดแด›ษชแด‡s, แด€ษดแด… สแดแดœส€ แด‡xแด˜สŸแดsษชแด แด‡ ส™ส€แด‡แด€แด‹แดœแด˜ แดกษชแด›สœ สแดแดœส€ ษขษชส€สŸา“ส€ษชแด‡ษดแด…, สœแด€า“แดœ. sแด‡แด‡ สแดแดœ sแดแดษด แดแด„แด›แด€แด ษชแด€ษด.
twitch chat
October 2014
Kripp

Sonic Inflation

Today I learned that in 2003 the fast food company โ€œSonicโ€ began printing out their own money to pay their workers. This led to a huge inflation in the economy and was one of the leading factors of the 2008-2009 recession. Would highly recommend looking up Sonic Inflation on google if you want to learn more.
April 2021

Ok, so I main Mercy

twitchquotes: Ok, so I main Mercy all I see is a bunch of posts and comments basically talking shit about Mercy mains. But let me tell you something, you need us. Honestly, do you think it's easy playing Mercy or something? Every time I hear "I need healing" it feels like a synapse in my brain just snapped. Like do you think I'm fucking blind or something? Do you not think I can see the big red target saying "CRITICAL"?? and you guys have the audacity to talk down on us Mercy mains.
twitch chat
June 2017

Overwatch

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