[Copypasta] Tesla is restarting production today

twitchquotes: Tesla is restarting production today against Alameda County rules. I will be on the line with everyone else. If anyone is arrested, I ask that it only be me.
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May 2020
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Don/ Pepperoni, captain of the anti-riot police

twitchquotes: แ•ผEแ’ชแ’ชO Tแ—ฏITแ‘•แ•ผ แ‘•แ•ผแ—ฉT, แ—ชOแ‘Ž แ‘ญEแ‘ญแ‘ญEแ–‡Oแ‘ŽI แ•ผEแ–‡E, แ‘•แ—ฉแ‘ญTแ—ฉIแ‘Ž Oแ–ด Tแ•ผE แ—ฉแ‘ŽTI-แ–‡IOT แ‘ญOแ’ชIแ‘•E. แ”•TOแ‘ญ แ–‡IOTIแ‘ŽG แ–‡IGแ•ผT แ‘ŽOแ—ฏ, Oแ–‡ YOแ‘Œ แ—ฏIแ’ชแ’ช แ—ทE TOแ‘ญแ—ชEแ‘•KEแ—ช. YOแ‘Œ แ•ผแ—ฉแฏE แ—ทEEแ‘Ž แ—ฏแ—ฉแ–‡แ‘ŽEแ—ช. แ‘ŽO แ‘ญแ‘ŒEแ–‡TO แ–‡Iแ‘•O แ‘ญแ—ฉแ”•TEแ–‡Iแ‘ŽO แ—ชE แ‘ŽIแ–‡O Tแ—ฉแ–‡Eแ‘ŽTIแ‘ŽO
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April 2014

Hearthstone

Hi Kripp, Google again here

twitchquotes: Kripp, Google again here. We've noticed that you've been away from Twitch for at least 2 minutes in the past. We're just wondering if everything is okay. Is it still the merchandise? We're serious about raising the price if it's a problem to you. We just want you to have fun, and to of course buy more Twitch merchandise. Our Viewbots are ready to bring you (mostly us) much ad revenue. Thank you Kripp, hope to see you soon
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November 2014
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Padoru

โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃ€โฃดโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃ„โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข€โฃ€โฃ€โก€โ „โ „โ „โก โขฒโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโก€โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ ”โฃˆโฃ€โ „โข”โก’โ ณโกดโ Šโ „โ ธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃงโ „โ „ โ „โขœโกดโข‘โ –โ Šโขโฃคโ žโฃฉโก‡โ „โ „โ „โ ™โขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃ†โ „โ โ ›โ ‹โ  โขธโ โฃทโ ˆโ „โฃฑโ ƒโ „โข โ ƒโ โก€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ™โ ปโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ ›โ ธโ „โ „โ „โ „ โ ˆโฃ…โ žโขโฃฟโขธโ ˜โก„โก†โ „โ „โ ˆโ ขโก€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ‰โ ™โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ‰โ ‰โก€โ „โ กโข€โ „โฃ€ โ „โ ™โกŽโฃนโขธโ „โ †โข˜โ โ „โ „โ „โขธโ ˆโ ขโข„โก€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ƒโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ ‘โขฟโ ˆโข†โ ˜โขผโ „โ „โ „โ „โ ธโขโขพโ „โก˜โกโ ฒโ †โ  โฃคโขคโขคโกคโ „โฃ–โก‡โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โฃดโฃถโฃฟโฃฟโฃฃโฃˆโฃขโฃธโ „โ „โ „โ „โกพโฃทโฃพโฃฎโฃคโกโ โ ˜โ Šโข โฃทโฃพโก›โกŸโ ˆโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ‰โ ’โขฝโ „โ „โ „โ „โก‡โฃฟโฃŸโฃฟโก‡โ „โ „โ „โ „โขธโฃปโกฟโก‡โก‡โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ ปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃ„โ ฐโขผโ „โ „โ „โก„โ โขปโฃโฃฏโ ƒโ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโขฟโฃปโ ƒโ ˆโก†โก„โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ ™โ ฟโ ฟโ ›โฃฟโฃถโฃคโก‡โ „โ „โขฃโ „โ „โ ˆโ „โข โ ‚โ „โ โ „โก€โ „โ „โฃ€โ ”โขโ ƒโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃพโ ขโฃ–โฃถโฃฆโฃคโฃคโฃฌโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃดโฃถโฃถโกโ  โขƒโ Œโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ฟโ ฟโ Ÿโ ›โกนโ ‰โ ›โ ›โ ฟโ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ ‚โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ  โ คโ คโ „โ „โฃ€โ „โ „โ „โ ‘โ  โฃคโฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โก˜โฃฟโ ฟโ ™โ ปโกโข€โกˆโ ‚โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ‘โ  โฃ โฃดโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃ‡โ ‰โ „โ ปโฃฟโฃทโฃ„โก€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „
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December 2018

Yoshi with Mario's body

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–„โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–„โ–“โ–ˆโ–€โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–‘ โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–„ โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–€ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–“โ–“โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–€โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’
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September 2018

Derp face

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–Œโ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–Œโ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–Œโ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–Œโ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–Œโ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–Œโ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘
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