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MY OPPONENT DRAWS CARDS EVERY TURN
MY OPPONENT DRAWS CARDS EVERY TURN
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This is Catarrian's mother
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Hello Octavian, this is the Catarrian's mother. I am writing to in human words because the Catarrian feels he has been mistreated. He tells me "meow" which means that he feels you are not giving him enough stream time. And he also said "Nyaa," which means you better pet the Catarrian
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We wish you a Merry Krippmas
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Κ Ν‘β Νβ Ν‘β Κ We wish you a Merry Krippmas, We wish you a Merry Krippmas, We wish you a Merry Krippmas and a Salty New Year. Good top-deckings to you, whereever you are, Good top-deckings for Krippmas, and a Salty New Year. Κ Ν‘β Νβ Ν‘β Κ
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Unsponsered Art of Conquest stream
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It is the 2018 Oscars and Tom Hanks stands at the podium to announce Best Actor. βBoy,β he says, βwe got a real competition this year! Johnny Depp, Leo DiCaprio, George Clooney, anyone could win!β The world holds its breath to see who will win the most prestigious acting award in the world. βWow!β says Hanks. βI donβt believe it! The winner is Kripparrian in his βUnsponseredβ Art of Conquest stream!β
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sellout
Kripp's gotta hit up the bathroom
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"Give me a second, guys," Kripp says. "Gotta hit up the bathroom" He turns down the volume on his microphone, and immediately gives Dex a swift kick down the stairs. As Dex yelps loudly in pain, Kripp overturns the nearest chair, yelling "Fuck this game!" as loudly as he can. Rania tries to calm him down, but Kripp swiftly bodyslams her onto a glass coffee table. After taking a few deep breaths, Kripp wipes the blood off of his face, sits back down at his computer, and resumes his stream.
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Classic
Kripp's streaming checklist
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*stretch* β "mmmm kay" β "yeah alright" β "fuckin A" β "if he drew anything else I would've won" β "how's this guy SO LUCKY?" β "TOPDECK FLAMESTRIKE, YEAP" β "topdeck into topdeck into topdeck, yeah that's how you get 12 wins guys" β
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