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Hey Kripp, its Freddy Fappaccino here from the Canadian Investment Department we are in contact with Eddy Pasterino the proclaimed p**n director and would like to know if your intrested in our new p**n venture called "Salty tofu" where you will come in and pour your salt all over hafu morrison's face.
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