[Copypasta] it's okay take monday off

twitchquotes: It's ok [insert streamer name], take off monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday, saturday, sunday, january, february, march, april, may, june, july, august, september, october, november, december. 2020, 2021, 2022, 2023, 2023, 21st century, 22nd century, 23rd century off. you work too hard. :)
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September 2020
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Octavian, this is Brian Weiss with Grinding Gear Games

twitchquotes: Octavian, this is Brian Weiss with Grinding Gear Games. We understand there was an issue with our last financial restructuring that inadvertently canceled the auto-pay into your account. We've gone ahead and rectified the issue, as well as forwarding an additional 10% as an apology. We look forward to your updated commentary regarding our latest content expansion for Path of Exile.
twitch chat
August 2017
Kripp

sellout

Troll Face 2

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–“โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–“โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–“โ–„โ–‘ โ–‘โ–โ–“โ–“โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–Œ โ–‘โ–โ–“โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–“ โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“ โ–‘โ–โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–“(โ—)โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–“โ–“(โ—)โ–’โ–“ โ–ˆโ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€
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September 2016

Hi Kripp, Google again here

twitchquotes: Kripp, Google again here. We've noticed that you've been away from Twitch for at least 2 minutes in the past. We're just wondering if everything is okay. Is it still the merchandise? We're serious about raising the price if it's a problem to you. We just want you to have fun, and to of course buy more Twitch merchandise. Our Viewbots are ready to bring you (mostly us) much ad revenue. Thank you Kripp, hope to see you soon
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

Viewbots

Smoke weed everyday

twitchquotes: โ•ญโ”โ”โ”โ•ฎโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ญโ•ฎโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑ โ”ƒโ•ฐโ”โ”โ”ณโ•ฎโ•ญโ”ณโ”โ”โ”ซโ”ƒโ•ญโ”ณโ”โ”โ•ฎโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑ โ•ฐโ”โ”โ•ฎโ”ƒโ•ฐโ•ฏโ”ƒโ•ญโ•ฎโ”ƒโ•ฐโ•ฏโ”ซโ”ƒโ”โ”ซโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑ โ”ƒโ•ฐโ”โ•ฏโ”ƒโ”ƒโ”ƒโ”ƒโ•ฐโ•ฏโ”ƒโ•ญโ•ฎโ”ซโ”ƒโ”โ”ซโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑ โ•ฐโ”โ”โ”โ”ปโ”ปโ”ปโ”ปโ”โ”โ”ปโ•ฏโ•ฐโ”ปโ”โ”โ•ฏโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑ โ•ญโ•ฎโ•ญโ•ฎโ•ญโ•ฎโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ญโ•ฎโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑ โ”ƒโ”ƒโ”ƒโ”ƒโ”ƒโ”ƒโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ”ƒโ”ƒโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑ โ”ƒโ”ƒโ”ƒโ”ƒโ”ƒโ”ฃโ”โ”โ”ณโ”โ”โ”ณโ”โ•ฏโ”ƒโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑ โ”ƒโ•ฐโ•ฏโ•ฐโ•ฏโ”ƒโ”ƒโ”โ”ซโ”ƒโ”โ”ซโ•ญโ•ฎโ”ƒโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑ โ•ฐโ•ฎโ•ญโ•ฎโ•ญโ”ซโ”ƒโ”โ”ซโ”ƒโ”โ”ซโ•ฐโ•ฏโ”ƒโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑ โ•ฑโ•ฐโ•ฏโ•ฐโ•ฏโ•ฐโ”โ”โ”ปโ”โ”โ”ปโ”โ”โ•ฏโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑ โ•ญโ”โ”โ”โ•ฎโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ญโ•ฎโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ญโ•ฎ โ”ƒโ•ญโ”โ”โ•ฏโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ”ƒโ”ƒโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ”ƒโ”ƒ โ”ƒโ•ฐโ”โ”โ”ณโ•ฎโ•ญโ”ณโ”โ”โ”ณโ”โ”ณโ•ฎโ•ฑโ•ญโ”ณโ”โ•ฏโ”ฃโ”โ”โ”ณโ•ฎโ•ฑโ•ญโ•ฎโ”ƒโ”ƒ โ”ƒโ•ญโ”โ”โ”ซโ•ฐโ•ฏโ”ƒโ”ƒโ”โ”ซโ•ญโ”ซโ”ƒโ•ฑโ”ƒโ”ƒโ•ญโ•ฎโ”ƒโ•ญโ•ฎโ”ƒโ”ƒโ•ฑโ”ƒโ”ƒโ•ฐโ•ฏ โ”ƒโ•ฐโ”โ”โ•‹โ•ฎโ•ญโ”ซโ”ƒโ”โ”ซโ”ƒโ”ƒโ•ฐโ”โ•ฏโ”ƒโ•ฐโ•ฏโ”ƒโ•ญโ•ฎโ”ƒโ•ฐโ”โ•ฏโ”ƒโ•ญโ•ฎ โ•ฐโ”โ”โ”โ•ฏโ•ฐโ•ฏโ•ฐโ”โ”โ”ปโ•ฏโ•ฐโ”โ•ฎโ•ญโ”ปโ”โ”โ”ปโ•ฏโ•ฐโ”ปโ”โ•ฎโ•ญโ•ฏโ•ฐโ•ฏ โ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ญโ”โ•ฏโ”ƒโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ญโ”โ•ฏโ”ƒ โ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฐโ”โ”โ•ฏโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฐโ”โ”โ•ฏ
twitch chat
June 2016
imaqtpie

Daddy, where do dongers come from?

twitchquotes: (=โ—•ู„อœโ—•=) Daddy, where do dongers come from? (=โ—•ู„อœโ—•=) ใƒฝ( อยฐ อœส–อกยฐ)๏พ‰You see, little dong, when a donger and a dongerina dong together, the dong of the donger releases thousands of small dongs, which dongs the dongerina. 9 dongs later, the dongerina goes through a dong process, which finally raises a donger. ใƒฝ( อยฐ อœส–อกยฐ)๏พ‰
twitch chat
July 2014
Kripp
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