[Copypasta] it's okay take monday off

twitchquotes: It's ok [insert streamer name], take off monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday, saturday, sunday, january, february, march, april, may, june, july, august, september, october, november, december. 2020, 2021, 2022, 2023, 2023, 21st century, 22nd century, 23rd century off. you work too hard. :)
twitch chat
September 2020
(ā–€ĢæĹĢÆā”œā”¬ā”“ā”¬ā”“ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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Sleeping naked is a power move anyways

Sleeping naked is a power move anyways. ā€¢ ā Burglar breaks in boom Iā€™m up and naked. Heā€™s too distracted trying to determine if Iā€™m a man or woman because of my massive bush to notice me reaching for my glock fawty. ā ā€¢ ā When I pee or poop in my sleep from the nightmares I donā€™t get any clothes dirty just the sheets. ā€¢ ā Save money on not having to run an AC in the summer time so I can buy my wife more lingerie for her boyfriend to appreciate.
August 2021

Dear host EZ šŸ· of digital streams EZ šŸ·

twitchquotes: Dear host EZ šŸ· of digital streams EZ šŸ· gentlemen from chat EZ šŸ· ask you to include male music EZ šŸ· with vocals EZ šŸ· of Gachirian era EZ šŸ·
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LCK AKA ā€œliterally canā€™t killā€

twitchquotes: LCK AKA ā€œliterally canā€™t killā€ is the most boring major region internationally known for their low tempo boring gameplay, their premier caster LS aka ā€œliterally sleepingā€ and owning the record for the longest league game of all time.
twitch chat
October 2020
Riot Games

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Kripp BMs an opponent in Hearthstone

twitchquotes: Hey guys, I want to tell you about a terrible experience I had. I'm a 12 year old boy, I'm quite a nice guy but I've had a rough time lately. My dad left us a few years ago and my mom beats me. I'm very shy and I am bullied at school. Anyways, I played Hearthstone to take my mind of all this stuff. I played Kripp and he said I was a "Mind-blowingly bad hunter", "This guy is a garbage human being", and he said that I'm "a super shit person". He hated me so much and this makes me very sad. :(
twitch chat
July 2019
Kripp

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Why is my BLACK friend so racist?

So I was playing chess with my BLACK friend the other day and something rather curious happened. As we were about to start playing he asked, ā€œCould I play as white this time?ā€ Why is my BLACK friend being so racist????? Clearly your color doesnā€™t matter and as privileged white man myself I could not bear listening to these words!!!!!! Black? White? Itā€™s all the same guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 2021

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