My female friend was crying about how fat she was and I was trying to comfort her by telling her that she didn’t look that fat but she kept accusing me of lying to make her feel bad so I thought that saying “maybe your just a heckin chonker” would cheer her up and lighten the mood but she just looked at me and left. I hope she realised that I was only being nice and that she is being irrational.
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LETS THINK OF A NEW CHAMPION
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WELCOME RIOTERS LETS THINK OF A NEW CHAMPION SHE SHOULD ONE SHOT YOU FROM A SCREEN AND A HALF AWAY GETS FREE SUMMONERS AND CROWD CONTROL SOUNDS GOOD
WELCOME RIOTERS LETS THINK OF A NEW CHAMPION SHE SHOULD ONE SHOT YOU FROM A SCREEN AND A HALF AWAY GETS FREE SUMMONERS AND CROWD CONTROL SOUNDS GOOD
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My idiot boyfriend spent my college fund on dog coins how do I get it back???
He talked me into spending the $8500 I have on dog coins because something was supposed to happen yesterday which would have given us more money?? but it didn't actually happen or got canceled or something I don't really know or understand how it works but I went to the dog coin site to withdraw my money and there is only about $6700 of it there, where is the rest of it? I tried looking at the faq but don't really get it
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"kappa this, kappa that" Does it ever stop?
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"kappa this, kappa that" Does it ever stop? When will this stuff stop being HILARIOUS to people? I mean seriously is there no originality left on this world? Are we all just monkey see monkey do? I don't know about you guys but I'm sick of every time I look up a game, or a forum post, anything really I have to scroll past like 50 of these.
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DO A MEME ALREADY
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DO A MEME ALREADY 
WE PAY YOU TO MEME SAY YOUR PHRASE
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