[Copypasta] ADVERTISING ACTIVATED

twitchquotes: LUL TWITCH OUTDATED LUL STREAM OVERRATED LUL LONG HAVE WE WAITED LUL ADVERTISING ACTIVATED LUL
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October 2018
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