Only the TheTick chosen one can wear the the tick antenna like a man TriHard . Can you give another person the antenna TheTick liek this or cry like a little baby scrub WAAAHH. ? But BabyRage wait! , 2 TheTick antennas are for pussies , Chosen One stacking PogChamp master can do 3 . No no no no TheTick another bro can stack 4 of it ALL AT ONCE WHAT A Jebaited GOD ! The real chosen one is always me .
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pal breeding, Lovander is the most compatible Pal for humans? Not only are they in the mammal group, which is mostly comprised of compatible pals, Lovander are able to take four jobs, this means they are well versatile and can accommodate any fantasy you wish, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to the move "Acid Rain" , you can be rough with one. Due to their passive ability, "Heart Drain" they are able to easily suck you out, then life-steal ejaculate to restore some of your HP. You could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They also drop the items, cake, mushroom, suspicious juice, and strange juice. So it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their Level 2 Handiwork suitability, No other Pal comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, in the Pal's description, Lovander is known for breeding with humans as other Pals don't give her enough satisfaction. Lovander is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Rain means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
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twitchquotes:Imagine going to an online chat and spamming it with brainless text for no reason.
I would like to inform you that I busted a huge nut to your shot
I would like to inform you that I busted a huge nut to your shot. My earth shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen anyone in the near vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever have or will ever produce, shot out so hard that it ripped my dick apart by my übernut accelerating to 7% the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. The sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path, caused my building to collapse, and every female in the city to fall pregnant with my children. As I lay dying under the rubble, I rest assured knowing every one of my sons will repeat this glorious act.
I would like to inform you that I busted a huge nut to your shot. My earth shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen anyone in the near vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever have or will ever produce, shot out so hard that it ripped my dick apart by my übernut accelerating to 7% the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. The sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path, caused my building to collapse, and every female in the city to fall pregnant with my children. As I lay dying under the rubble, I rest assured knowing every one of my sons will repeat this glorious act.
Ban one 12 year old, get the whole 9gag
twitchquotes: BAN ONE 12 YEAR OLD AND YOU GET THE WHOLE 9GAG
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