[Copypasta] you can't spell "advertisements"

you can't spell "advertisements" without semen between tits
March 2021
I used to be a real ad
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Cradle both balls

twitch chat
June 2017

KappaPride

Bill Gates and Jeff Bezos create Biff Gatezos

May 2021

No girlfriend. No friends. No talents.

twitchquotes: 4Head No girlfriend 4Head No friends 4Head No talents 4Head Saturday night alone 4Head Wasting time on Twitch 4Head Watching a dead game 4Head Reading the chat more than the stream 4Head Spamming pastas brainlessly 4Head Must be me
twitch chat
September 2018

HELLO EU? How many games did you win?

twitchquotes: ๐Ÿ“ž 4Head HELLO EU? ๐Ÿ“ž 4Head How many games did you win today ? ๐Ÿ“ž 4Head
twitch chat
May 2017

League of Legends

EU vs NA

You can't stop what's coming leafboy

You can't stop what's coming leafboy. I walk all over leaves every autumn, you think this year will be any different? Your flag is a fucking leaf. You chose the one part of the tree that dies every year. Not only that, but it's one of hundreds of leaves, thousands if it's a big tree. All dead come winter. Every winter. A vicious cycle. Totally insignificant. As soon as the tree has had it's way with you you are cast to the Earth to be trod by all other living things. Ants? They not only stomp about you, they will steal your corpse and use it for their people. Birds steal your lifeless shell with impunity. Leaves not only die once, but every year. A brave man dies only once, but leaves die a thousand deaths, or at least 20 or 30 if the tree lives that long. Perhaps more. Every year, leafs crunch beneath my boot. This year shall be no different. So it shall be written. So it shall be done. The day of the rake is at hand because every day is the day of the rake and has always been.
January 2021
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