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you can't spell "advertisements" without semen between tits
March 2021
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This guy's deck is CRAZY

twitchquotes: This guy's deck is CRAZY!” β˜‘ β€œMy deck can't win against a deck like that” β˜‘ "He NEEDED precisely those two cards to win" β˜‘ β€œHe topdecked the only card that could beat me” β˜‘ "He had the perfect cards" β˜‘ β€œThere was nothing I could do” β˜‘ β€œI played that perfectly”
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June 2014
Kripp

Classic

Hearthstone

This Copypasta Is CRAZY!

This guy's vape is CRAZY VapeNation

twitchquotes: β€œThis guy's vape is CRAZY!” VapeNation β€œMy vape can't win against a rip like that” VapeNation "He NEEDED precisely those two clouds to win" VapeNation β€œHe ripped the only vape that could beat me” VapeNation "He ripped the perfect vapes" VapeNation β€œThere was nothing I could do” VapeNation β€œI vaped that perfectly” VapeNation
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March 2016
Kripp

VapeNation

A physicist called Octavian

twitchquotes: The year is 2027. A physicist called Octavian has created the first inter-dimensional portal capable of exploring alternate galaxies. "Finally, I have done it..." he says as he steps into the portal. He enters a room where he sees himself giving a "Brofist" to his computer. His only reaction: " FailFish ".
twitch chat
April 2015
Kripp

GG

β–‘β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ•—β–‘β–‘β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ•—β–‘ β–ˆβ–ˆβ•”β•β•β•β•β•β–‘β–ˆβ–ˆβ•”β•β•β•β•β•β–‘ β–ˆβ–ˆβ•‘β–‘β–‘β–ˆβ–ˆβ•—β–‘β–ˆβ–ˆβ•‘β–‘β–‘β–ˆβ–ˆβ•—β–‘ β–ˆβ–ˆβ•‘β–‘β–‘β•šβ–ˆβ–ˆβ•—β–ˆβ–ˆβ•‘β–‘β–‘β•šβ–ˆβ–ˆβ•— β•šβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ•”β•β•šβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ•”β• β–‘β•šβ•β•β•β•β•β•β–‘β–‘β•šβ•β•β•β•β•β•β–‘
January 2021

Rob from the Romanian sausage truck

twitchquotes: Hey "Kripp!" It's me -- Rob from the Romanian sausage truck. I haven't seen you come by in a while! My friend told me you were a famous gamer, so I searched for you online. I honestly had no idea! Thanks for the shout-out. Keep rocking, and come by for a sausage if you have the chance. I'd love to see you again.
twitch chat
March 2016
Kripp
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