Every fucking time I pass by the kitchen I canโt resist but stick my dick in the Nesquik cereal box. It doesnโt matter if the cereal hurts my tip, I thrust it in as fast as I can. I donโt care if my grandma cries for me to stop, I canโt resist looking at his goddamn face; yeah, thatโs right, the Nesquik bunnyโs face. As I masturbate in chocolate cereal balls I imagine the Nesquik bunny begging me to destroy his ass, and then ejaculating chocolate milk all over my face as I grant his wish. Normal people disgust me, my only sex drive is towards that fucking bunny; since the first time Iโve seen his sexy ass I canโt restrain myself from cumming in the chocolate cereal box at least twice a day. Everyone in the house thinks that Iโm crazy and that I need some kind of therapy, but truth is, Iโm the only sane one here.
I have a REAL and GENUINE relationship with my streamers
twitchquotes:OMG this guy is so wrong. As a longtime sub and donator, I have a REAL and GENUINE relationship with my streamers. When I send them donos they thank me personally on stream so I'm pretty sure they know who I am haha
OMG this guy is so wrong. As a longtime sub and donator, I have a REAL and GENUINE relationship with my streamers. When I send them donos they thank me personally on stream so I'm pretty sure they know who I am haha
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth JPOW The Wise?
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth JPOW The Wise? I thought not. Itโs not a story the Motley Fool would tell you. Itโs a ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ป legend. Darth JPOW was a Dark Lord of the FED, so gay and such a bear he could use his money printer to influence the economy to create inflationโฆ He had such a knowledge of the economy that he could even keep stonk prices from falling. The dark side of the economy is a pathway to many abilities some consider to beโฆ transitory. He became so powerfulโฆ the only thing he was afraid of was losing his tendies, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught Nancy Pelosi everything he knew, then she sold at the top. Ironic. He could save others from market corrections, but not himself.
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth JPOW The Wise? I thought not. Itโs not a story the Motley Fool would tell you. Itโs a ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ป legend. Darth JPOW was a Dark Lord of the FED, so gay and such a bear he could use his money printer to influence the economy to create inflationโฆ He had such a knowledge of the economy that he could even keep stonk prices from falling. The dark side of the economy is a pathway to many abilities some consider to beโฆ transitory. He became so powerfulโฆ the only thing he was afraid of was losing his tendies, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught Nancy Pelosi everything he knew, then she sold at the top. Ironic. He could save others from market corrections, but not himself.
We will not go quietly into the night!
twitchquotes:We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! Weโre going to live on! Weโre going to survive! Today, we celebrate our Independence Day! BROTHERS, HOLD THE LINE ๐ฅ _๐ช
We will not go quietly into the night! WutFace We will not vanish without a fight! WutFace Weโre going to live on! WutFace Weโre going to survive! WutFace Today, we celebrate our Independence Day! WutFace BROTHERS, HOLD THE LINE ๐ฅ WutFace _๐ช