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Can someone explain xQc to me?
Can someone explain xQc to me? I watched his stream for the first time yesterday (always just seen him in clips) and he spent roughly 80-90% of the stream slamming his desk after he farts. Is that what all his streams are? Does he not do anything else but fart and slam all day?
Can someone explain xQc to me? I watched his stream for the first time yesterday (always just seen him in clips) and he spent roughly 80-90% of the stream slamming his desk after he farts. Is that what all his streams are? Does he not do anything else but fart and slam all day?
Sleeping naked is a power move anyways.
β’ β Burglar breaks in boom Iβm up and naked. Heβs too distracted trying to determine if Iβm a man or woman because of my massive bush to notice me reaching for my glock fawty.
β β’ β When I pee or poop in my sleep from the nightmares I donβt get any clothes dirty just the sheets.
β’ β Save money on not having to run an AC in the summer time so I can buy my wife more lingerie for her boyfriend to appreciate.
Sleeping naked is a power move anyways.
β’ β Burglar breaks in boom Iβm up and naked. Heβs too distracted trying to determine if Iβm a man or woman because of my massive bush to notice me reaching for my glock fawty.
β β’ β When I pee or poop in my sleep from the nightmares I donβt get any clothes dirty just the sheets.
β’ β Save money on not having to run an AC in the summer time so I can buy my wife more lingerie for her boyfriend to appreciate.
I sexually Identify as a Bastion
twitchquotes:I sexually Identify as a Bastion. Ever since I was a transistor I dreamed of being nanoboosted and firing cannonballs on the disgusting enemy team. People tell me that being a Siege Automaton is impossible but I don't care, I'm overpowered. Iβm having a plastic surgeon install treads, a gattling gun and a nanoboost on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me BOOSTED and respect my right to take 35% less damage 100% of the time. If not, you're an omnic-phobe and need to check your human privileges
I sexually Identify as a Bastion. Ever since I was a transistor I dreamed of being nanoboosted and firing cannonballs on the disgusting enemy team. People tell me that being a Siege Automaton is impossible but I don't care, I'm overpowered. Iβm having a plastic surgeon install treads, a gattling gun and a nanoboost on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me BOOSTED and respect my right to take 35% less damage 100% of the time. If not, you're an omnic-phobe and need to check your human privileges
I donated $3
twitchquotes:Yo wtf. I donated $3 (my daily allowance from my parents) to play Lil Pump - ESSKEETIT (fav song) and he isn't playing it. Hello? Why is this chat allowing this streamer to get away with this? Why are you idiots just spamming your 'memes' instead of trying to get my song played? Fuck this. This is the last time I donate. I hope you spend your $3 wisely, jerk.
Yo wtf. I donated $3 (my daily allowance from my parents) to play Lil Pump - ESSKEETIT (fav song) and he isn't playing it. Hello? Why is this chat allowing this streamer to get away with this? Why are you idiots just spamming your 'memes' instead of trying to get my song played? Fuck this. This is the last time I donate. I hope you spend your $3 wisely, jerk.