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Colossal amount of educational content

twitchquotes: What is this painful experience you’re inflicting upon us, Michael "Imaqtpie" Santana? I personally am not attending to this League of Legends stream to be witness to this truly horrendous game known as the «Dark Dungeons". I came for magnificent memes, incredibly pleasurable Skyrim questing, and exciting League of Legends games with a colossal amount of educational content.

twitch chat

April 2015

imaqtpie

League of Legends

I've seen Tenz play, he doesn't even use a monitor

twitchquotes: I've seen Tenz play, he doesn't even use a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind. He has a biological wallhack; his godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. His eyes are closed as his mouse gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape his gun barrel are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between his opponent's eyes. His spray control is otherworldly, his crosshair erratically jolting across the screen as his wrist muscles perfectly predict the next bullet's location. Time literally stops as he peeks, sunlight curving as his trigger finger impacts his left mouse button, sending enemies to a digital shadow realm before they even know what happened. He is un-killable. He is undefeatable. This "man" is the epitome of eternal.

twitch chat

June 2021

TenZ

Valorant

Salt Down Zone

twitchquotes: Attention: Thank you for coming to Kripp Aryan's show! The greatest show on Earth! Please, those of you in rows 1-8 must be aware you are in the "Salt Down Zone". If you do not want to be sprayed with salt, please see attendant. We have complimentary ponchos. Enjoy the show!.

twitch chat

April 2015

Kripp

I’m addicted to plants versus zombies rule 34

One rainy night my parents were out and as a horny 13 yr old I was horny as shit. Jokingly I searched “plants vs zombies rule 34. And what I found was fucking amazing it’s eye candy. I want the pea shooter to sit on my dick. Day by day searching the web for some plants verses zombies hentai. It got so bad that I broke up with my gf because I like pvs hentai more than her. My favorite is pea shooter her drawings are gold, her big juicy mommy milkers are drawn with quality.

August 2021

NSFW

Losing to NA in viewership

twitchquotes: FeelsBadMan

Losing to NA in viewership FeelsBadMan

Losing to NA in content creation FeelsBadMan

Losing to NA in personality FeelsBadMan

NA lul i guess....

twitch chat

August 2018

EU vs NA

Art of Conquest is the best!

twitchquotes: (sponsored viewer): Hey Kripp! I just saw your Youtube video about Art of Conquest! It looks like such an amazing free game with a lot of wonderful content and replayablility. I was wondering you were going to play Art of Conquest on stream for us tonight? It would be a privilege to watch such a skilled gamer with a positive attitude such as yourself play this mind-bogglingly complex game. Thanks Kripp, you're the best - just like Art of Conquest!

twitch chat

September 2017

Kripp

sellout

Moonmoon subs are the most toxic?

twitchquotes: Is there any particular reason that your subs are the most toxic, useless wastes of life on all of twitch? I get that streaming gaming tends to attract a lot of losers, but what is it about your subs that makes them so uniquely cancerous? What makes them want to venture out of their trailers and basements to spam and shitpost where they aren't wanted? Is it too much to ask that you savages contain yourselves to the bowels of twitch?

twitch chat

July 2017

MOONMOON

On March 21st, 2016 Jerma was streaming Overwatch

On March 21st, 2016 Jerma was streaming Overwatch when suddenly he felt an overwhelming sense of dread. Moments later, Ster (who was hiding behind the curtains) snuck up behind Jerma, and after a short struggle, Ster stole Jerma's hat, saying "I'm you now." Jerma died. At that point the camera footage was frozen, but it later returned to Ster pretending to be Jerma.

March 2022

Jerma985

Overwatch

Taunt is cheat

twitchquotes: SMOrc

taunt is cheat

twitch chat

September 2018

Hearthstone

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April 2022

"Only 200 Gems, are you kidding me?!"

twitchquotes: "Only 200 Gems, are you kidding me?!" screams Kripp at the struggling mobile game dev who's game he is being sponsored to play. "How am I supposed to hit rank 1 without a massive head-start over everyone else!? I have to be able to brag to my chat about being #1 in every game I play!" The developer, scared, gives in to his demands. Business as usual for the Kripp.

twitch chat

November 2018

Kripp

sellout

JPOW was casually eating dinner

twitchquotes: JPOW was casually eating dinner with his wife and kids for Mother’s Day.. opened his investing.com app.. saw futures were red.. stopped mid dinner and folded his napkin.. headed to the basement.. fired up his money printers.. all why murming I’ll get these bears.. his wife yelled down and asked if he wanted dessert.. he didn’t even answer (and he loves dessert)

twitch chat

May 2020

ONLY A TRUE VIEWBOT CAN WEAR THE ANTENNA

twitchquotes: ONLY TheTick

A TRUE VIEWBOT CAN WEAR THE ANTENNA MrDestructoid

twitch chat

September 2017

Viewbots

This channel needs to hire some proper mods

twitchquotes: This channel needs to hire some proper mods. Chat is just filled with idiotic people spamming mindless copy pastas who cant engage in intelligent conversation about the game being displayed. Its a step back in evolution in my opinionss

twitch chat

January 2019

I hate Twitch Chat

AITA For banning my sister from my wedding since she won't follow the dress code?

Hello Reddit UWU my name is fox chan nya~ 🦊 and this September I'm getting married (wiggles tail in excitement) 😍🐈🇷🇺 I'm getting married next week to my alpha horse wolf Shadow Senpai 🐴🐺🥰. The dress code is animal themed but my sister won't do it. She's Vagen😳 and thinks it's bad (cries cutely while Mozart's Symphony No. 40 in G minor plays)🎶🎼♫🎤 (eyes turn red like demon, but not like demon) I want to not invite her 😡😤🤬😈 AITA?

September 2021

Am I The Asshole?

NEVER, EVER BAN COPYPASTAS AGAIN

twitchquotes: To Chat Mods: NEVER, EVER BAN COPYPASTAS AGAIN OR YOU WILL SUFFER CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAVE EVER SUFFERED BEFORE. WE ARE NO LONGER A COMMUNITY THAT WILL STAND FOR YOUR OPPRESIVE 10 MINUTE FUN-SUCKING TIMEOUTS. BE CAUTIOUS!

twitch chat

July 2018

MODS

Cute gamer girl

twitchquotes: Thijs I am a 22 year old gamer girl in search of a gamer man. I have been watching your stream for years and really like your deck. If you want to give a cute gamer girl like me a chance whisper me.

HAHA Just kidding, it's still Tanner you fucking gullible idiot lmfao. Anyway, the gym awaits, see ya man good talk.

twitch chat

June 2019

Thijs

Hearthstone

Tanner from High School

no one will notice me seeking attention from strangers

twitchquotes: chat moving so fast no one will notice me seeking attention from strangers on the internet because my parents didn't give me any.

twitch chat

November 2017

Not a weeb thing

twitchquotes: ‘not a weeb thing’. try living a day in my shoes, walking around terrified of encountering normal people everywhere i go. wherever i look, people with tv show merch, people speaking english. it makes me and millions of other weebs out there feel really attacked.

twitch chat

February 2019

Weebs

Small but dedicated scene in Antarctica

twitchquotes: Do you have any idea how hard it is to get a Switch to boot up when it's -135 degrees outside? Out here in Antarctica, we have a small but dedicated scene. I'm the only human among us, but we have some high level penguins as well. You mess with the waddle, you mess with all of us

twitch chat

February 2019

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Colossal amount of educational content

League of Legends

I've seen Tenz play, he doesn't even use a monitor

Valorant

Salt Down Zone

I’m addicted to plants versus zombies rule 34

NSFW

Losing to NA in viewership

EU vs NA

Art of Conquest is the best!

sellout

Moonmoon subs are the most toxic?

On March 21st, 2016 Jerma was streaming Overwatch

Overwatch

Taunt is cheat

Hearthstone

Skillshare Youtube Ad

"Only 200 Gems, are you kidding me?!"

sellout

JPOW was casually eating dinner

ONLY A TRUE VIEWBOT CAN WEAR THE ANTENNA

Viewbots

This channel needs to hire some proper mods

I hate Twitch Chat

AITA For banning my sister from my wedding since she won't follow the dress code?

Am I The Asshole?

NEVER, EVER BAN COPYPASTAS AGAIN

MODS

Cute gamer girl

Hearthstone

Tanner from High School

no one will notice me seeking attention from strangers

Not a weeb thing

Weebs

Small but dedicated scene in Antarctica

Super Smash Bros

Search Copypastas

Colossal amount of educational content

League of Legends

​​I've seen Tenz play, he doesn't even use a monitor

Valorant

Salt Down Zone

I’m addicted to plants versus zombies rule 34

NSFW

Losing to NA in viewership

EU vs NA

Art of Conquest is the best!

sellout

Moonmoon subs are the most toxic?

On March 21st, 2016 Jerma was streaming Overwatch

Overwatch

Taunt is cheat

Hearthstone

Skillshare Youtube Ad

"Only 200 Gems, are you kidding me?!"

sellout

JPOW was casually eating dinner

ONLY A TRUE VIEWBOT CAN WEAR THE ANTENNA

Viewbots

This channel needs to hire some proper mods

I hate Twitch Chat

AITA For banning my sister from my wedding since she won't follow the dress code?

Am I The Asshole?

NEVER, EVER BAN COPYPASTAS AGAIN

MODS

Cute gamer girl

Hearthstone

Tanner from High School

no one will notice me seeking attention from strangers

Not a weeb thing

Weebs

Small but dedicated scene in Antarctica

Super Smash Bros

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I've seen Tenz play, he doesn't even use a monitor