[Copypasta] JPOW was casually eating dinner

twitchquotes: JPOW was casually eating dinner with his wife and kids for Mother’s Day.. opened his investing.com app.. saw futures were red.. stopped mid dinner and folded his napkin.. headed to the basement.. fired up his money printers.. all why murming I’ll get these bears.. his wife yelled down and asked if he wanted dessert.. he didn’t even answer (and he loves dessert)
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May 2020
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Uncle Moe Lester

twitchquotes: @Imaqtpie My niece turn 14 today and she's watching your stream Can you please say "Happy birthday Lea from uncle Moe Lester" ?
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November 2014
imaqtpie

I sexually Identify as tyler1

twitchquotes: I sexually identify as tyler1. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of running it down mid and typing "hehe xd" to boosted animals. People say to me that a beta becoming an alpha god is impossible and that I’m fucking retarded, but I don’t care, I’m an alpha. I’m having an engineer install a McChicken dispenser and an Oreo McFlury maker in my room. From now on I want you guys to call me β€œtyler1” and respect my right to catch axes and flame needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re an dravenphobe and need to check your alpha privilege. hehe xd.
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June 2016
Tyler1

I sexually Identify as

League of Legends

HITLER

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November 2014

I CTRL V THINGS INTO CHAT BECAUSE I AM A MINDLESS RETARD

twitchquotes: ΰΊˆΩ„ΝœΰΊˆ Ιͺ α΄„α΄›Κ€ΚŸ α΄  α΄›ΚœΙͺΙ΄Ι’s Ιͺɴᴛᴏ α΄„Κœα΄€α΄› Κ™α΄‡α΄„α΄€α΄œsᴇ Ιͺ ᴀᴍ α΄€ ᴍΙͺΙ΄α΄…ΚŸα΄‡ss ʀᴇᴛᴀʀᴅ ΰΊˆΩ„ΝœΰΊˆ
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May 2014
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2Chainz lyrics

twitchquotes: "She got a big booty, so I call her big booty". -2Chainz Upon initial glance, these lyrics appear to be an unintelligent embodiment of the lack of creativity that rap and hip hop music is viewed as today. However upon further investigation, one will find that, in actuality, lyrical genius 2Chainz has crafted a beautiful and deep piece of literature carefully condensed into a single 11 word sentence that perfectly describes not only the world we live in, but also life itself.
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February 2019
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