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this person fucked this person in the ass 
this person fucked this person in the ass
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Pro players that go to tournaments are not the best
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The "pro" players that go to tournaments and stuff are NOT the best players in the world, not even close. These are just the best players of the type of losers who have the personality deficiency that compels them to actually go to gaming tournaments.
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Un'Goro volcano board copypasta
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π₯ π π’ π β = π
π₯ π π’ π β = π
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Hearthstone
I saw Flying Lotus at a grocery store
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I saw Flying Lotus at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didnβt want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, βOh, like youβre doing now?β
I was taken aback, and all I could say was βHuh?β but he kept cutting me off and going βhuh? huh? huh?β and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like βSir, you need to pay for those first.β At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually βto prevent any electrical infetterence,β and then turned around and winked at me. I donβt even think thatβs a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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NA COMING THROUGH
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NA COMING THROUGH βΏ GO TO SCHOOL RISK LIFE βΏ 10 IQ PRESIDENT βΏ GETTING MY SISTER PREGNANT βΏ WALL βΏ THINK THEY SAVED WORLD WAR βΏ NA EDUCATION βΏ GOVERNMENT SO BAD HAD TO SHUT DOWN
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EU vs NA
Oh I'm sorry snowflake, did I OFFEND you?
Oh I'm sorry snowflake, did I OFFEND you? Do you want a bandaid? Do you want a hug? Do you want a kiss? I will kiss you. I will do it. Right on the mouth. Come here snowflake.. that's it.. your lips are so soft, snowflake.. mnnhm... ah...... snowflake..........