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Spaghetti out of Kripp's underwear
twitchquotes:I love spaghetti, its actually my passion. I have always wanted to eat Greek spaghetti, specifically out of Kripp's underwear where his dongers are
I love spaghetti, its actually my passion. I have always wanted to eat Greek spaghetti, specifically out of Kripp's underwear where his dongers are Kappa
Stop posting ResidentSleeper face
twitchquotes:Guys stop posting face. Not many know, but that guy actually died while streaming Resident Evil. People just assumed that was sleeping, but he died of dehydration. Please respect the dead and stop posting this morbid image
Guys stop posting ResidentSleeper face. Not many know, but that ResidentSleeper guy actually died while streaming Resident Evil. People just assumed that was sleeping, but he died of dehydration. Please respect the dead and stop posting this morbid image ResidentSleeper
I sexually identify as a centipede
twitchquotes:I sexually identify as a centipede. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of dropping dank memes on cucks everywhere. People say to me that a person being a centipede is Impossible and Iām *** retarded but I donāt care, Iām beautiful. Iām having a plastic surgeon install 100 legs and two hollow fangs on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me āNimble Navigatorā and respect my right to meme everywhere and trigger endlessly.
I sexually identify as a centipede. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of dropping dank memes on cucks everywhere. People say to me that a person being a centipede is Impossible and Iām *** retarded but I donāt care, Iām beautiful. Iām having a plastic surgeon install 100 legs and two hollow fangs on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me āNimble Navigatorā and respect my right to meme everywhere and trigger endlessly.
This is Bob Ross communicating from beyond the grave
twitchquotes: Hi, this is Bob Ross communicating from beyond the grave. I dedicated my life to painting so that you brats could do something more productive with your lives than sitting on your *** playing your stupid Atari games all day. I don't appreciate you morons abusing my legacy and turning me into some childish meme that you can spam on your little MSM chat thing. Now go paint a mountain or something and don't you dare copypaste this.
CoolStoryBob Hi, this is Bob Ross communicating from beyond the grave. I dedicated my life to painting so that you brats could do something more productive with your lives than sitting on your *** playing your stupid Atari games all day. I don't appreciate you morons abusing my legacy and turning me into some childish meme that you can spam on your little MSM chat thing. Now go paint a mountain or something and don't you dare copypaste this. CoolStoryBob
I sexually Identify as an Elon Musk
I sexually Identify as an Elon Musk. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of implanting wires in monkey brains and being the supreme leader of Mars. People say to me that a person being a multi-billionaire CEO is impossible and Iām a fucking Twittard but I donāt care, Iām the richest man on Earth. Iām having a plastic surgeon install a Tesla HUD, StarLink terminal and a crypto mining rig on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me āTechnoking of Teslaā and respect my right to manipulate dogecoin prices. If you canāt accept me youāre a muskophobe and need to check your unionized worker privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
I sexually Identify as an Elon Musk. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of implanting wires in monkey brains and being the supreme leader of Mars. People say to me that a person being a multi-billionaire CEO is impossible and Iām a fucking Twittard but I donāt care, Iām the richest man on Earth. Iām having a plastic surgeon install a Tesla HUD, StarLink terminal and a crypto mining rig on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me āTechnoking of Teslaā and respect my right to manipulate dogecoin prices. If you canāt accept me youāre a muskophobe and need to check your unionized worker privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.