chat moving so fast no one will notice me seeking attention from strangers on the internet because my parents didn't give me any.
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Albert Einstein watches Rick and Morty
twitchquotes:My teacher said to my I'm a failure, that I'll never amount to anything. I scoffed at him. Shocked, my teacher asked what's so funny, my future is on the line. "Well...you see professor" I say as the teacher prepares to laugh at my answer, rebuttal at hand. "I watch Rick and Morty." The class is shocked, they merely watch pleb shows like the big bang theory to feign intelligence, not grasping the humor. "...how? I can't even understand it's sheer nuance and subtlety." "Well you see...WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!" One line student laughs in the back, I turn to see a who this fellow genius is. It's none other than Albert Einstein.
My teacher said to my I'm a failure, that I'll never amount to anything. I scoffed at him. Shocked, my teacher asked what's so funny, my future is on the line. "Well...you see professor" I say as the teacher prepares to laugh at my answer, rebuttal at hand. "I watch Rick and Morty." The class is shocked, they merely watch pleb shows like the big bang theory to feign intelligence, not grasping the humor. "...how? I can't even understand it's sheer nuance and subtlety." "Well you see...WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!" One line student laughs in the back, I turn to see a who this fellow genius is. It's none other than Albert Einstein.
I spotted Wardell shopping at my local IKEA
twitchquotes:Earlier today, I spotted Wardell shopping at my local IKEA. He looks very depressed and I asked him, "Whats wrong" He took out 5 Jett knives and said, "WATCH THIS" and carved the furniture into statues of him. He was arrested shortly after.
Earlier today, I spotted Wardell shopping at my local IKEA. He looks very depressed and I asked him, "Whats wrong" He took out 5 Jett knives and said, "WATCH THIS" and carved the furniture into statues of him. He was arrested shortly after.
I apologize, as my English is rather substandard
twitchquotes:I apologize, as my English is rather substandard
At what whereabouts were you when the popular browser video game Club Penguin shut down?
I was in mine place of residence, when my communications device informed me that someone wanted to contact me.
"Club Penguin, the popular browser MMO has shut down."
"I disagree"
I apologize, as my English is rather substandard
At what whereabouts were you when the popular browser video game Club Penguin shut down?
I was in mine place of residence, when my communications device informed me that someone wanted to contact me.
"Club Penguin, the popular browser MMO has shut down."
"I disagree"
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ΰ§ΰΌΌΰ² ηβ ΰΌ½ΰ¨ βThis scallywag's deck be kookoo bananas!β β βMe deck can nae scourge tis deck!β β βThis swab needed precisely them cards to send me deck to Davey Jonesβ locker.β β βHe top-pillaged th' only card on the high seas that could best me.β β βThar was naught I could do.β β βI weathered that perfectlyβ β ΰ§ΰΌΌΰ² ηβ ΰΌ½ΰ¨