[Copypasta] no one will notice me seeking attention from strangers
chat moving so fast no one will notice me seeking attention from strangers on the internet because my parents didn't give me any.
(ง •̀_•́)ง ONE DAY I'LL BE A REAL AD (ง •̀_•́)ง
I love my new hat but it's too hot lemme take it off damn my hair is messy lemme fix it ahh much better
Hey Reynad, King of Nigeria here. Through generations of inbreeding, my family tree now looks more like a family reef. The genetic defects are getting out of hand. My grandson was just born with a giant donger on his head. How will this affect my reign?
I sexually Identify as an the sun. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of slamming hydrogen isotopes into each other to make helium & light and send it throught the galaxy. People say to me that a person being a star is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon inflate me with hydrogen and raise my temperature to over 6000 °C. From now on I want you guys to call me “Sol” and respect my right to give you vitamin D and probably sunburns. If you can’t accept me you’re a fusionphobe and need to check your astral privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.