[Copypasta] Two guys are in a boat with three cigarettes

twitchquotes: Two guys are in a boat with three cigarettes. They had no fire, so they threw one of the cigarettes overboard, and the entire boat became a cigarette lighter.
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January 2015
Reynad
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Become one with the awkward

twitchquotes: ο»ΏοΌ·ο½ˆο½…ο½Ž οΌ²ο½…ο½™ο½Žο½ο½„ ο½„ο½ο½’ο½…οΌŒ ｍｙ ｐａｌｍ ο½ο½•ο½”ο½ο½ο½ο½”ο½‰ο½ƒο½ο½Œο½Œο½™ ｇｏ ｔｏ ο½†ο½ο½ƒο½…οΌŽ οΌ© ｂｅｃｏｍｅ ο½ο½Žο½… ο½—ο½‰ο½”ο½ˆ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ο½ο½—ο½‹ο½—ο½ο½’ο½„οΌŒ ο½ο½Žο½„ ο½ƒο½’ο½‰ο½Žο½‡ο½…οΌŽ οΌ°ο½Œο½“ ｎｏ ο½ƒο½ο½ο½™ο½ο½ο½“ο½”ο½…ο½’ο½‰ο½Žο½οΌŽ
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Reynad

Pimp had to discipline his whores

twitchquotes: ΰΌΌ ぀ β—•_β—• ༽぀Reynad, I am a pimp and recently I had to discipline my whores, how will this affect my canesΰΌΌ ぀ β—•_β—• ༽぀
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gullin15 is the best streamer

twitchquotes: gullin15 is the best streamer
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Emotes cloud

twitchquotes: BuddhaBar α…š KevinTurtle α…šα…š α…šα…šα…šα…šα…šα…šα…š α…šα…š α…šα…š α…šα…š TooSpicy α…šα…šα…šα…š α…š WholeWheat α…šα…šα…šα…š α…šα…šα…šα…šα…šα…š PogChamp α…šα…š Kappa α…šα…š SriHead α…šα…š α…šα…šα…šα…šα…šα…šα…š DansGame α…šα…šα…šα…šα…š cmonBruh α…šα…šα…šα…š α…šα…šα…šα…šα…šα…šα…šα…šα…š DatSheffy α…š WutFace
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Reynad

Kripp's warmup show

twitchquotes: Hey Reynad, thanks for being Kripp's warmup show. Here's a donger bill [Μ²Μ…$Μ²Μ…(Μ²Μ… Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°Μ²Μ…)Μ²Μ…$Μ²Μ…] to go buy your whole family roofs
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