[Copypasta] Two guys are in a boat with three cigarettes

twitchquotes: Two guys are in a boat with three cigarettes. They had no fire, so they threw one of the cigarettes overboard, and the entire boat became a cigarette lighter.
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January 2015
Reynad
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True dank meme EleGiggle

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Lea moans over Reynad's powerful Hearthstone thighs

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