[Copypasta] Reynad is the math teacher and I am a sexy lifeguard boy

twitchquotes: I think that Reynad should have a sexy lifeguard boy (me) and he becomes the math teacher, I am stupid but hot so I am failing his class. He asks me to stay after class and we end up having sex (most p**n sites have videos like this, quite erectifying).
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March 2014
Reynad
I used to be a real ad
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The Dead Sea is one of the world's saltiest bodies of water

twitchquotes: The Dead Sea is a salt lake bordering Jordan to the east, and Israel and the West Bank to the west. It is also one of the world's saltiest bodies of water. It is 9.6 times as salty as the ocean.[6] This salinity makes for a harsh environment in which all but one animal can flourish, hence its name. The only creature that can live in such high salinity levels is Reynard. He is also the reason for the dead seas high salinity.
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January 2015
Reynad

Trump. Amaz. MaSsan. Hafu.

twitchquotes: Trump. Amaz. MaSsan. Hafu. Long ago, the four Asians streamed together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the F O R S E N B O Y S attacked. Only Reynad, master of all four, could stop them, but when Twitch needed him most, he was too salty.
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October 2014
Reynad

Frodan, be nicer to Kripp

twitchquotes: "Frodan, be nicer to Kripp," Reynad says in his office at Tempo Storm HQ. "I was just having a laugh," replies Frodan. "I know, but he's a casual and sensitive. Apologize to him. I'm inviting him over to 'cast' a 'tournament' and want him in a good mood," Reynad winks. Frodan bows and says, "Yes master."
twitch chat
January 2015
Reynad

Hearthstone

Don't get salt Reynad!

twitchquotes: (◕‿◕✿) Don't get salty Reynad! Ur doing great! (◕‿◕✿)
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November 2014
Reynad

salty

Just taking Reynad for a walk

twitchquotes: ╭( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)╯╲_____ PJSalt Oh, don't mind me, just taking Reynad for a walk.
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November 2014
Reynad

Classic

salty

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