[Copypasta] Reynad is the math teacher and I am a sexy lifeguard boy

twitchquotes: I think that Reynad should have a sexy lifeguard boy (me) and he becomes the math teacher, I am stupid but hot so I am failing his class. He asks me to stay after class and we end up having sex (most p**n sites have videos like this, quite erectifying).
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March 2014
Reynad
What happened to this ad? :(
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Ming like a Lee

twitchquotes: Fly like a butterfly (ノ￣ー￣)ノ Sting like a bee (┌ﾟдﾟ)┌ RNG pls bless me ヾ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ノ♪ Ming like a Lee ヽ MingLee ノ♪♬
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March 2016
Reynad

Curse of the donger king

twitchquotes: Reynad you should know by now that anything and everything I say will get copy and pasted at least 100 times. It's the curse of the donger king. Much like Midas everything I touch turns to copy pasta.
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May 2015
Reynad

Reynad, I admire you because you invented all the decks

twitchquotes: Reynad, I admire you because you invented all the decks. Thus, you invented my deck even if you never saw my deck.
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November 2014
Reynad

The salt from your stream sucked the venom out of my wound

twitchquotes: Dear reynard. I was hiking in the Amazon Rainforest the other day when I was bit by a snake. Miles from the nearest city, I thought my life was over as the venom slowly spread across my body. But then I used my 4G to open twitch and the salt from your stream sucked the venom out of my wound and saved my life. Thanks Reynad!
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November 2014
Reynad

Hello! My name is Reynad!

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November 2014
Reynad
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