[Copypasta] Reynad is the math teacher and I am a sexy lifeguard boy

twitchquotes: I think that Reynad should have a sexy lifeguard boy (me) and he becomes the math teacher, I am stupid but hot so I am failing his class. He asks me to stay after class and we end up having sex (most p**n sites have videos like this, quite erectifying).
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March 2014
Reynad
I used to be a real ad
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