[Copypasta] Reynad is the math teacher and I am a sexy lifeguard boy

twitchquotes: I think that Reynad should have a sexy lifeguard boy (me) and he becomes the math teacher, I am stupid but hot so I am failing his class. He asks me to stay after class and we end up having sex (most p**n sites have videos like this, quite erectifying).
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March 2014
Reynad
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Not Rekt, Rekt

twitchquotes: Status: โ˜ not rekt โ˜‘ rekt
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Drunk children live outside

twitchquotes: Hello Reynad my name is Dennis, and I am 12. I drink 3 beers per day because of your stream. Mom said I am going to leave outside like a dog because drunk children live outside. I am sad. please help me.
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Fulfill my dreams of being an industrial vacuum

twitchquotes: Hello Reynad, big fan here trying to fulfill my dreams of being an industrial vacuum for constipated hospital patients, any tips on sucking ass?
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twitchquotes: 4Head fast forward computer time 4Head to August 26 2015 so you can open TGT packs 4Head everyone copy pasta this so reynad can see 4Head
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