Only 10 seconds into watching Eloise's stream, Reynad knew he could wait no longer. An uninvited guest, Little Reynad, had shown up and wouldn't go away. Reynad asked Frodan for his Eloise nudes and upon receiving them, Reynad had begun furiously masturbating. Ten seconds before busting a nut, Reynad noticed the image was actually a gif, and watched in horror as he saw "Eloise" take off "her" mask. Scamaz had struck again.
Listen up gentlemen, I've got a task for you, you hear? This scrawny, Edward Cullen-looking motherfucker says he loves pasta. Now, I'm not an expert on gay vampires, but as the best chefs in the world, we have an obligation. Let's. Make. Some. Pasta.
Kripp's warmup show
twitchquotes:Hey Reynad, thanks for being Kripp's warmup show. Here's a donger bill [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] to go buy your whole family roofs