[Copypasta] A spare I guess

twitchquotes: Hey Reynad, I bought two bundles of asparagus today. I only needed one but the other can be 'a spare i guess'.
twitch chat
January 2015
Reynad
I used to be a real ad
More Reynad Copypastas

Section 420.69 of the dank meme tribunal

twitchquotes: (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง I’m sorry, that copypastarino is illegal in chat use as dictated by section 420.69 of the dank meme tribunal. Those in violation of section 420.69 are subject to immediate donger removal. Thank you for your cooperation. (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง
twitch chat
May 2015
Reynad

I'm still not as salty as you

twitchquotes: Reynad, I went to Isreal the other week. I went to the dead sea and floated on the incredibly salty water. I managed to get some in my mouth, and then came out ate a pretzel, and a hot dog with extra salt. And then ate an entire salt lick. I'm still not a salty as you. PJSalt
twitch chat
August 2015
Reynad

salty

Stop the spam or the donger dies

twitchquotes: YES(̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄_•︻̷̿┻̿═━一 ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽_ stop the spam or the donger dies
twitch chat
March 2014
Reynad

Deathrattle is "Lose the game"

twitchquotes: Guys what if Acidic swamp ooze was a 30/30, but its deathrattle was "Lose the game"? Would this be balanced? Should I contact bilbarzard??
twitch chat
November 2014
Reynad

This deck looks spicy!

twitchquotes: This deck looks spicy! But not as spicy as Taco Bell’s new Sriracha Queserito SwiftRage tbSriracha ™ Just $2.99 for a limited time only! LIVE MAS!
twitch chat
September 2015
Reynad
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