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Hey Reynad, I bought two bundles of asparagus today. I only needed one but the other can be 'a spare i guess'.
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I used to be a real ad
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Two guys are in a boat with three cigarettes
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Two guys are in a boat with three cigarettes. They had no fire, so they threw one of the cigarettes overboard, and the entire boat became a cigarette lighter.
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Roll up thy sleeves and assume position for fisticuffs
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(ง╭ರ_•́)ง Roll up thy sleeves and assume position for fisticuffs, foul Moderinos (ง╭ರ_•́)ง
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Are you ready for my demolisher?
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Reynad moaned softly as Hyp3d pressed up against him. "Are you ready for my demolisher?" quipped Hyp3d. Reynad gave a short gasp "B-But it's too early, you don’t have enough mana!" Hyp3d shyly replies, "I've got a Coin-dom right here."
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HAND OVER THE MEMES
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HAND OVER THE MEMES (⌐■_■)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ \ 
/ I'M CLEAN ̿' ̿'\̵͇̿̿\з=(̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄
/ I'M CLEAN ̿' ̿'\̵͇̿̿\з=(̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄
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Eadric the Pure requests Brotherman Bill
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