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Hey Reynad, I bought two bundles of asparagus today. I only needed one but the other can be 'a spare i guess'.
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RNGesus pounds Reynad's sweet, supple orifice relentlessly
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Hello fair maiden Reynad, this is the valiant knight Sir Coppus Pastaronus. I have come to rescue you from the mystical Tower of Salt, where the cruel innkeeper RNGesus has pounded your sweet, supple orifice relentlessly to the beat of Lord 
Please no paste.
Please no paste.
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Reynad
Reynad, I admire you because you invented all the decks
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Reynad, I admire you because you invented all the decks. Thus, you invented my deck even if you never saw my deck.
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Reynad shows us how to throw a game of Hearthstone
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(β Ν‘β’ ΝΚ Ν‘β’) Now watch closely Twitch Chat as Reynad shows us how to throw a game of Hearthstone. (β Ν‘β’ ΝΚ Ν‘β’)
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MagicAmy used VANISH
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MagicAmy PREP'd the scam, CONCEALED his identity, BETRAYED Reynad, SPRINTED with the money and used VANISH.
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Hunter's mark face
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Wtf are you doing, just hunter's mark face and kill him?! 
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