"If Lea, Reynad and Hitler sat in the same room and I had a gun with two bullets I'd shoot Reynad twice, rape Lea and high-five Hitler." - TidesOfTime 2014
Reynad please give pube-styling tips
twitchquotes:Hey reynad, ever since I listened to your tips my hair has never been better! But now I need pube-styling tips. Do you trim or straighten it? I was thinking an Abe Lincoln look. what do you think?
Hey reynad, ever since I listened to your tips my hair has never been better! But now I need pube-styling tips. Do you trim or straighten it? I was thinking an Abe Lincoln look. what do you think?
Hey Reynad, King of Nigeria here
twitchquotes:Hey Reynad, King of Nigeria here. Through generations of inbreeding, my family tree now looks more like a family reef. The genetic defects are getting out of hand. My grandson was just born with a giant donger on his head. How will this affect my reign?
Hey Reynad, King of Nigeria here. Through generations of inbreeding, my family tree now looks more like a family reef. The genetic defects are getting out of hand. My grandson was just born with a giant donger on his head. How will this affect my reign?
Curse of the donger king
twitchquotes:Reynad you should know by now that anything and everything I say will get copy and pasted at least 100 times. It's the curse of the donger king. Much like Midas everything I touch turns to copy pasta.
Reynad you should know by now that anything and everything I say will get copy and pasted at least 100 times. It's the curse of the donger king. Much like Midas everything I touch turns to copy pasta.
Shout out to sidewalks for keeping me off the streets
twitchquotes:Pedestrian: i want to give a shout out to sidewalks for keeping me off the streets