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How do I do the salt emote I wanna troll Reynard too
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Reynad
What happened to this ad? :(
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Pimp had to discipline his whores
Giant Douche
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If Reynad was a Hearthstone card he'd be a Giant Douche
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Reynad
Even that was not nearly as salty as you are right now...
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I once drank an entire bottle of soy sauce on a dare, which I thought was all well and good... until I developed extreme dehydration and Hypernatremia. They had to put an IV directly into my veins to rehydrate me. It was the closet I've ever been to dying. What I'm getting at is, even that was not nearly as salty as you are right now 
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Fairy tale of Reynard and Lea
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Let me tell you the fairy tale of Reynard and Lea. Once there was a magical salt-shaker named Reynard. He lived in a magical kitchen where the princess Lea would make sandwiches. One day Lea shook Reynard too hard and he broke, spilling salt everywhere. 
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It seems you have tucked Frump
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