[Copypasta] Salt Down Zone

twitchquotes: Attention: Thank you for coming to Kripp Aryan's show! The greatest show on Earth! Please, those of you in rows 1-8 must be aware you are in the "Salt Down Zone". If you do not want to be sprayed with salt, please see attendant. We have complimentary ponchos. Enjoy the show!.
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April 2015
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Octavian Morosan

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–“โ–’ โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–€โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–€โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘ โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’
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March 2015
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BREAKING NEWS

twitchquotes: ๏ผข๏ผฒ๏ผฅ๏ผก๏ผซ๏ผฉ๏ผฎ๏ผง ๏ผฎ๏ผฅ๏ผท๏ผณ๏ผš ๏ผก๏ฝ†๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝ’ ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ’๏ฝ•๏ฝ”๏ฝ๏ฝŒ ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ ๏ฝ†๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“๏ฝ”๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ ๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ†๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ™ ๏ผฒ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝŽ ๏ฝ‡๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ“๏ฝ™ ๏ผซ๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ผŒ ๏ผณ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„๏ฝ๏ฝ—๏ฝŽ๏ผ‡๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ•๏ฝ“ ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ ๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ”๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ‹๏ฝ„๏ฝ๏ฝ—๏ฝŽ ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ…๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ†๏ฝ๏ฝ’ ๏ฝ๏ฝ”๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝŽ๏ฝ”๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝŽ ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ“๏ฝ”๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ ๏ฝ๏ฝ† ๏ผซ๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ผŽ
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This is our Chat mods

twitchquotes: (เธ‡ อ ยฐ อŸส– อกยฐ)เธ‡ THIS IS OUR CHAT MODS (เธ‡ อ ยฐ อŸส– อกยฐ)เธ‡ (เธ‡ โ€ขฬ€_โ€ขฬ)เธ‡ สแด‡แด€สœ ส™แด‡แด€แด› ษชแด›! (เธ‡ โ€ขฬ€_โ€ขฬ)เธ‡
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Hey Kripp, this is Jessica from Vegan Heritage Corp

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp, this is Jessica from Vegan Heritage Corp. We scanned our ancestry data-base and it appears you're related to the dinosaur known as Willy Vegansaurus the Herbivorous Dinosaur from 194 B.C We have tried contacting him, but it appears he died from a giant 'Meat-eor' sent from Villa the Spaghettisaurus from space. We fear he's making giant meatballs again, we recommend going carnivorous or earth could be doomed again!
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Kripp's wife Hafu and future son Dennis Morosan

twitchquotes: hello kripp, I am from the future. I am best friends with your son, Dennis Morosan. Your wife, Hafu, sent me to tell you Well Met and to message her how much you value penguins and OJ
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