[Copypasta] Salt Down Zone

When drums play, my hands automatically type Kreygasm

twitchquotes: ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ when drums play, my hands automatically type Kreygasm

, i live for the moment and when Kripp comes i feel i have sex with the stream, all becoming well met. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

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August 2014

Joe from the US marines thanks Kripp for playing Diablo 2

twitchquotes: Kripp! This is Joe from the US marines, thank you so much for playing Diablo 2 again, whenever we need to torture a war criminal for information we just force him to watch, after a few minutes they all break in utter despair and boredom. God speed Kripp!

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November 2014

Kripp

Hello Kripp this is Saul Goodman

twitchquotes: ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴋʀɪᴘᴘ ᴛʜɪs ɪs sᴀᴜʟ ɢᴏᴏᴅᴍᴀɴ. ɪ'ᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ɪɴғᴏʀᴍᴇᴅ ʙʏ ᴇᴅᴅʏ ᴘᴀsᴛᴇʀɪɴᴏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ sᴛʀᴇᴀᴍɪɴɢ ɪʟʟᴇɢᴀʟ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ ғʀᴏᴍ ʏᴏᴜʀ sᴇᴄʀᴇᴛ ʙᴀsᴇᴍᴇɴᴛ ɪɴ ɢʀᴇᴇᴄᴇ. ɪ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀs ᴍʏ ᴄʟɪᴇɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴇᴄᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ɪɴ ᴄᴏᴜʀᴛ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴏsᴇ ғɪʟᴛʜʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ᴀɴᴅ ᴘʀᴏsᴛᴇʀɪɴᴏs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀᴄᴄᴜsᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜ.

twitch chat

October 2014

Kripp

Another extremely unjust loss

twitchquotes: Once again, Kripp, you suffer another extremely unjust loss. I have no idea why you keep losing game after game, even though you possess superb drafting and world-class card game decision making skills. There's clearly something not right and I'm betting that someone at Blizzard may be a little jealous of you.

twitch chat

September 2018

Kripp

Hearthstone

Real hardcore gamers play at least 4 games at a time

twitchquotes: ２ｇａｍｅｓａｔｔｈｅｓａｍｅｔｉｍｅ？ｆｉｌｔｈｙｃａｓｕａｌ．ｒｅａｌｈａｒｄｃｏｒｅｇａｍｅｒｓｐｌａｙａｔｌｅａｓｔ４ｇａｍｅｓｗｉｔｈｏｎｅｈａｎｄｔｉｅｄｂｅｈｉｎｄｔｈｅｉｒｂａｃｋ．ｓｅｒｉｏｕｓｌｙｋｒｉｐｐ，ｉｆｙｏｕｗａｎｔｔｏｋｅｅｐｙｏｕｒｖｉｅｗｅｒｓｙｏｕｂｅｔｔｅｒｓｔｅｐｉｔｕｐ．ｓｉｎｃｅｒｅｌｙ，ａｓｏｏｎｔｏｂｅｅｘ－ｋｒｉｐｐｌｅｔ

twitch chat

July 2014

Kripp

[Copypasta] Salt Down Zone

When drums play, my hands automatically type Kreygasm

Joe from the US marines thanks Kripp for playing Diablo 2

Hello Kripp this is Saul Goodman

Another extremely unjust loss

Hearthstone

Real hardcore gamers play at least 4 games at a time

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