[Copypasta] AITA For banning my sister from my wedding since she won't follow the dress code?

Hello Reddit UWU my name is fox chan nya~ ๐ŸฆŠ and this September I'm getting married (wiggles tail in excitement) ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ I'm getting married next week to my alpha horse wolf Shadow Senpai ๐Ÿด๐Ÿบ๐Ÿฅฐ. The dress code is animal themed but my sister won't do it. She's Vagen๐Ÿ˜ณ and thinks it's bad (cries cutely while Mozart's Symphony No. 40 in G minor plays)๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽผโ™ซ๐ŸŽค (eyes turn red like demon, but not like demon) I want to not invite her ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ˜ˆ AITA?
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