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[Copypasta] AITA for not going to my friend’s funeral home if he isn’t coming to mine?
twitchquotes: My(69m) friend(111m) and I(69m) were talking about funerals(5-7k) at lunch (pizza at Casey’s (gas station)) and he(111m) said he wanted me(69m) to take care of his(111m) family(wife 92,son(55)) and I(69m) said that if he(111m) doesn’t come to my(69m) funeral(7k) i(69m) will not go to his(111m).
(ง •̀_•́)ง ONE DAY I'LL BE A REAL AD (ง •̀_•́)ง
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