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taunt is cheat
taunt is cheat
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Kripps anguish in his expression is palpable
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Kripps anguish in his expression is palpable, his gray eyes burning. 'im going to CHUGGA,' he murmurs, his voice full of longing. I brace my self for his cold hard thrust. his ice lance pierces. As he presses closer, my breathing quickens. He has lethal, my body explodes.
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Kripp
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Mr. K-Kripp, I charted your win rate for the last month
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π Um.... Mr. K-Kripp, I charted your win rate for the last month...
π Um.... Mr. K-Kripp, I charted your win rate for the last month...
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Kripp
Hearthstone
12-1 Cheerleaders
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β(β βΏ β)β This is the 12-1 Cheerleaders, Go Kripp Go! β(β βΏ β)β
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Kripp
Hearthstone
4D mindgames Kripp is playing with his opponent
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What chat is glossing over with this "misplay" is the 4D mindgames Kripp is playing with his opponent. He's making the opponent think he's a terrible player, and therefore more likely to make bad choices, when in reality he's playing against Kripparian the master of salt, and salty plays. He's a real wiz at juking people in a children's card game.
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Kripp
Hearthstone
Top deck me and #Shrek me, you Romanian stallion
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Kripparrian grabs Rania by the scruff of her delicate neck, thrusting her to the Hyper-X Ultra-White High-Def gaming chair. The Krippster's rightfully claimed woman presents her rose-hued folds to her master in submission. "Top deck me and #Shrek me, you Romanian stallion" Rania wails in passion. Kripparadino kicks Cattarrian aside, and towers over the chair, "I'm gonna play this perfectly." Kripp misses lethal.
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