[Copypasta] James Patterson plays Druid

twitchquotes: The date is December 19th, 2018, at 630 am. James Patterson has just finished making his morning coffee. James Patterson hates his job, but looks forward each morning to playing ladder with the one deck he could afford to craft: Druid. On turn two, he attempts to drag Wild Growth onto the battlefield. He rubs his eyes, and to his horror sees that the card now costs 3 mana. With nothing left to live for, James Patterson opens his apartment window and buys a subaru.
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December 2018

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Leeroy Jenkins created a strategy

twitchquotes: Leeroy Jenkins created a strategy that revolved around trying to defeat your opponent in one turn without requiring any cards on the board. Fighting for board control and battles between minions make an overall game of Hearthstone more fun and compelling, but taking 20+ damage in one turn is not particularly fun or interactive.
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Show us THE decks

twitchquotes: Enough with the bullshit Kripp. We all know you've hid away the best decks for this expansion to be showing off to the ladies, and we in chat find that really weird. All we want is to watch you win, and yet you play some bullshit hunter for some bullshit reason and all you do is lose. Show us the decks Kripp. Show us THE decks.
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Value Town was within reach

twitchquotes: Trump couldnโ€™t wait. Value Town was within reach and he moaned, hard, โ€œTuck Frump!โ€ He was fidgety, yet Kripparrian stripped away his juvenile briefs. โ€œHe has the perfect cardsโ€ฆโ€ Kripp thought in his head, โ€œAn absolutely ridiculous deck.โ€ Cattarrian stared casually as Kripp bounced his Ragnaros off of Trumpโ€™s plump rump.
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Un'Goro volcano board copypasta

twitchquotes: monkaS ๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿฅ ๐Ÿ€ ๐Ÿข ๐Ÿ€ โ˜˜ = ๐ŸŒ‹
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PROCOL FOR LOSING IN ARENA

twitchquotes: PROTOCOL FOR LOSING IN ARENA: 1 - Blame deck. 2 - If deck is good, blame RNG. 3 - If deck is good and RNG goes your way, blame going second. 4 - If deck is good, RNG goes your way, and went first, blame opponent's crazy deck/RNG/opponent topdecking answers. 5 - If all else fails, blame snipers with wild decks.
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