[Copypasta] James Patterson plays Druid

twitchquotes: The date is December 19th, 2018, at 630 am. James Patterson has just finished making his morning coffee. James Patterson hates his job, but looks forward each morning to playing ladder with the one deck he could afford to craft: Druid. On turn two, he attempts to drag Wild Growth onto the battlefield. He rubs his eyes, and to his horror sees that the card now costs 3 mana. With nothing left to live for, James Patterson opens his apartment window and buys a subaru.
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December 2018

Hearthstone

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Visited by the MIGHTY DREADSTEED of the Nether

twitchquotes: 🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎 IF YOU SEE THIS WHILE SCROLLING you have been visited by the MIGHTY DREADSTEED of the nether, he will leave you alone BUT only if you COPY and PASTE this message 3 times 🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎
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September 2015
Kripp

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This scallywag's deck be kookoo bananas!

twitchquotes: ΰ­§ΰΌΌΰ² η›Šβ–€ ΰΌ½ΰ­¨ β€œThis scallywag's deck be kookoo bananas!” β˜‘ β€œMe deck can nae scourge tis deck!” β˜‘ β€œThis swab needed precisely them cards to send me deck to Davey Jones’ locker.” β˜‘ β€œHe top-pillaged th' only card on the high seas that could best me.” β˜‘ β€œThar was naught I could do.” β˜‘ β€œI weathered that perfectly” β˜‘ ΰ­§ΰΌΌΰ² η›Šβ–€ ΰΌ½ΰ­¨
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January 2015

Hearthstone

This Copypasta Is CRAZY!

Babbling book is quickly becoming one of my favorite cards

twitchquotes: Babbling book is quickly becoming one of my favorite cards. It's just so positive and generous. Practically costs nothing at all at one mana you drop him on the board and that chill ass mofo gives you a spell to use later in the game. And you also get this adorable little 1/1 can ping things but usually is too harmless to be removed. But more than the BB is just so positive. It comes on the board like "do you want to cast a spell?" and I'm like "yeah BB i do want to cast a spell let's do this shit" and when he attacks he's like "SPELLS ARE FUN" and I'm like "yeah they are SO FUN." He doesn't say some bullshit macho shit like "I will destroy you" he's just like "nah spells are fun." And it looks so happy. I mean this is an inanimate object literally brought to life by magic. It understands it's life is a temporary magical gift and the dude is just fucking loving it. I mean look at his face he's just so happy. I am literally never sad when babbling book is on board. IDK if he's gonna make it into the metagame or not but for now he (or she) a pretty chill card
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December 2016

Classic

Hearthstone

First, some perspective. I'm a PURIFY-PRIEST player

twitchquotes: First, some perspective. I'm a PURIFY-PRIEST player. If you don't know what that is, it's not important, just know it's a deck I'm very passionate about and that I've played for three years now. That's right, I've played the same deck for the years, and it's never gotten stale. Why? Because the enjoyment comes from mastering the deck, from fine tuning my decision making, my sequencing, from learning how to play around the latest and greatest shenanigans.
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August 2016
Kripp

Hearthstone

Un'Goro volcano board copypasta

twitchquotes: monkaS πŸ‘‰ πŸ₯ πŸ€ 🐒 πŸ€ ☘ = πŸŒ‹
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June 2017

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