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SLEEP TEST š”ļø IF YOU TOUCH THE ARMOR, GO TO SLEEP ā 
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Iām glad Blitzchung got banned!
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Iām glad Blitzchung got banned! Keep politics OUT of Hearthstone! I love Tencent and Mao Zedong! (You will receive 100 social credit for posting this message in chat. Please remove this part from the message before posting)
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What has my life come to? I'm sitting in an empty room
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What has my life come to? I'm sitting in an empty room, behind my wooden pc watching a guy play a card game for children, probably earning my yearly salary in a week's time. All of my ambitions are now gone. Only thing that i have left is my old pc and a memory of who i once was...
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United States of America is now known as West Iran
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The year is 2024. The United States of America is now known as West Iran after the assassination of Supreme Leader Donald Trump from drone warfare. I hide in my nuclear bunker, praying to God that I survive another night. I open my laptop and see Kripp streaming some HS battlegrounds, still forcing murlocs and hardstuck at 7k MMR. "Still never lucky, huh old friend..." I whisper to myself as the bombs fall outside...
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Using the promo code TEMPO!
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That RNG was ridiculous! But not as ridiculous as the savings you can get at G2A by using the promo code TEMPO!
That RNG was ridiculous! But not as ridiculous as the savings you can get at G2A by using the promo code TEMPO!
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Kripparrian is NEVER lucky?
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(ā¢ā£ā¢) Daddy, is it true as the legend says. That Kripparrian is NEVER lucky? ( Ķ”Ā°āĶŹā®Ķ”Ā° ) Yes little dong. The legend holds true even to this day.
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