IF YOU TOUCH THE BUG, PROGRAM HEARTHSTONE
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BUG TEST 🐛 IF YOU TOUCH THE BUG, PROGRAM HEARTHSTONE ⎝ 
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KRIPP PLEASE delete hearth arena
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KRIPP PLEASE delete hearth arena and pry their dirty leeching talons from your spine. that app is complete trash and the only reason the meta is the way the meta is, is because literally every drooling fucking noob uses that app and just mindleslly picks whatever cards they recomend. DELETE that SHIT and start forging a new meta with your skill and creativity. you have a high IQ but you arent fucking using it. youre being sapped kripp
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Kripp
Hearthstone
As Jeff Kaplan stares at me through my computer screen
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As Jeff Kaplan stares at me through my computer screen, I begin to contemplate reality. What truly has substance in this realm of technology, avarice and sin? What is our future, if not a blank, hollow nothing, rife with silence and strife? 
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Overwatch
This valorant team is fantastic, they just need to work on
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[INSERT TEAM NAME] is fantastic, they just need to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, eco management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, spray, skills use, control and getting kills
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Valorant
A fine capitalist girl
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I may be✊ a communist 🚩⚒⭐️ but if i see👀 a fine 💯👌😩 capitalist 💰🇺🇸 girl 👱♀️ you bet😤🙌 imma be tryna seize 👐 the means of dat booty 🍑🍆💦💯
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Emoji Pasta
Airport wifi password
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HELLO TSM? 📞 TL HERE 📞 AIRPORT WIFI PASSWORD IS "123456789" 📞 waiting for fly quest
HELLO TSM? 📞 TL HERE 📞 AIRPORT WIFI PASSWORD IS "123456789" 📞 waiting for fly quest
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Riot Games
League of Legends
SPAM THIS DUDE IF SHANGHAI IS NOOB
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SPAM 
THIS DUDE IF SHANGAI IS NOOB
THIS DUDE IF SHANGAI IS NOOB
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OverwatchLeague
Rhyme Chant
Overwatch
VIVA LE MEME
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Clearly one of the largest, most daunting issues we face in modern day society is the threat of losing our rich culture of GLORIOUS MEMES which will be abandoned, lost, fogotten, and misunderstood in the future. We must enjoy the memes while they're still here to be embraced. VIVA LE MEME ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
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Kripp
Where are the DPS heroes
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Hey guys, I’m new to overwatch. Is there a reason that they aren’t using any damage heroes? How are they supposed to get kills without dps? Are they deleted or banned or something?
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OverwatchLeague
Overwatch
I'm from NA, my job is streaming
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I'm from NA My job is streaming Getting out of groups? You must be dreaming!
I'm from NA My job is streaming Getting out of groups? You must be dreaming!
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EU vs NA
Trolling My Office With Among Us
There was a meme of a person trolling their school with Among Us. I am doing that to my office.My coworkers were working at their desks and I went up behind one of them. I yelled "When the imposter is sus!" and did the grin (from the meme) and hoped he would get it. He told me to go away so I slapped him and said "SUS! EJECT HIM!" Everybody was looking at me from throughout the office. I said "You're all impostors!" If they don't get the reference they are imposters! I ran over to the douchebag Jerry and smacked him, but he pushed me away and started calling the office. He got on the call but I got on the phone and said "HAHAHA YOU'RE A BIT SUSSY! DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN" like the Among Drip theme song I ran out the door because I don't want to work with a bunch of LOSERS.
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Trolling with Among Us
I draw Pot Of Ad!
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I draw Pot Of Ad! This card allows me to show you two ads instead of one!
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TwitchPresents
YuGiOh Ad Marathon
TO BATTLE
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ᕦ[ •́ ﹏ •̀ ]⊃¤=[]::::::::> TO BATTLE ᕦ[ •́ ﹏ •̀ ]⊃¤=[]::::::::>
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Forsen
So as joke, I fucked my friend in a Joseph Stalin cosplay
So as a joke, I went to my friend's house wearing Joseph Stalin's mustache and clothes. I could barely stop my laughter as he went as red as the Soviet flag and looked at me from head to toe with a bit of drool in his mouth. The way he stared made made feel a bit funny too, but I decided to tease him more by taking off my clothes. He asked me, "Are you serious?" and I said "Yes,comrade."
He went silent for what seemed like forever, so I asked him, "What's the matter,comrade?" He said he's confused, but then his boner got really hard, which made me take off his clothes. I expected him to scream, "Stop!" as I kissed him and stroked his cock, but he instead shouted "Not a step back!" which made me get a boner myself. Before I knew it, I was blowing him for the first time till he came.
His semen was so thick, it got stuck inside my throat no matter how hard I swallowed. He then said, "I want to fuck you now!" and seeing that we've already gone that far and we were both naked, I obliged. A few hours later, the jerk went all pale and said to me "Why did we do that? Now I'm not fucking straight." But he still looked so cute all confused like that, so I took pity on him and reassured while wiping his cum off my face, "Let's just pretend I'ms till Joseph Stalin."
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Attention all Fortnite gamers, Trump needs you!
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Attention all fornite gamers. President Trump is in trouble and needs your help. Grab your pickaxes and get that quick build on. We need your Fortnite building skills to get that border wall up. Quick! find the nearest quad crasher and join Ninja in keeping those migrants out and America safe.
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Fortnite
which way would you move?
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If imaqtpie was in front of you, and scarra was behind you, and you were an inch deep in imaqtpie, and scarra was an inch deep in you, and you had to move an inch forwards or backwards, which way would you move?
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imaqtpie
League of Legends
OVERWATCH LEAGUE T-MOBILE
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IN THE OVERWATCH LEAGUE. YOUR HYPING UP THE CHAT. TAKING YOUR TEAM TO #TRENDING. SPREADING MEMES AT TRACER LEVEL SPEED. ALL WHILE WATCHING US CAP THE POINT. SPEED LIKE THAT DESERVES A NETWORK THAT CAN KEEP UP. WITH T-MOBILE GET ALL THE OVERWATCH LEAGUE YOU CAN HANDLE. WITH COAST TO COAST COVERAGE. NOW YOUR ARENA IS WHERE YOU MAKE IT.
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OverwatchLeague
sellout
Overwatch
When you clean your vacuum cleaner
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When you clean your vacuum cleaner, aren't you the vacuum cleaner? 
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Never lucky veganism
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In a new study scientists aimed to find the origin of luck by studying an internet celebrity known as Kripparian, famous for playing a children's card game for thousands to watch, after inumerous claims of being "never lucky" while playing said game. The scientists eventually isolated a single variable known only to this particular individual: veganism. While it might yet be soon to draw any conclusions, scientists seem to agree that a meat-rich diet is indeed the cure for "never lucky".
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Kripp
DUST TEST IF YOU TOUCH THE BUTTON
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DUST TEST 🔴 IF YOU TOUCH THE BUTTON , GO TO PRESS THE BUTTON ⎝ 
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Kripp