[Copypasta] I have done it, 80 years and not a single nut bust

twitchquotes: I have done it, 80 years and not a single nut bust. Thanks to my incredible goal i have obtained an iq of 156 which i have used to build a pc that deletes system 32 when it loads any type of NSFW. I’m currently in a hospital bed dying of terminal disease, however, this is a victory as in 72 hours i’m expected to die. Wish me luck in this final run.
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November 2020
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November 2018

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This guy's pasta is CRAZY!

twitchquotes: β˜‘ This guy's pasta is CRAZY!” β˜‘ β€œMy rigatoni can't win against a linguini like that” β˜‘ "He NEEDED that alfredo to win" β˜‘ β€œHe meatballed the only marinara that could beat me” β˜‘ "He had the perfect fettucini β˜‘ β€œThere was nothing I could cook” β˜‘ β€œI cooked that al dente”
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August 2014

The tragedy of United Airlines the Overbooked

twitchquotes: Did you ever hear the tragedy of United Airlines the Overbooked? I thought not. It’s not a story the CEO would tell you. It’s a sky legend. United Airlines was an Airline of the sky, so powerful and so overbooked he could use Force to influence the passengers to give up their seats… He had such a knowledge of the police that he could even keep the employees he cared about from not having a seat. The police's use of Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his seat, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice KO'd him and took his seat. Ironic. He could save others from losing their seats, but not himself.
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April 2017

Tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise

Kreygasm

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November 2014

SPAM THIS CHILI TO HELP OUT PHILLY

twitchquotes: 🌢️ SPAM 🌢️ THIS 🌢️ CHILI 🌢️ TO 🌢️ HELP 🌢️ OUT 🌢️ PHILLY 🌢️
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July 2018
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