[Copypasta] I have done it, 80 years and not a single nut bust

twitchquotes: I have done it, 80 years and not a single nut bust. Thanks to my incredible goal i have obtained an iq of 156 which i have used to build a pc that deletes system 32 when it loads any type of NSFW. Iā€™m currently in a hospital bed dying of terminal disease, however, this is a victory as in 72 hours iā€™m expected to die. Wish me luck in this final run.
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November 2020
I used to be a real ad
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If only QT was here

twitchquotes: DIG is 0-2 down to TIP, in champ select for their next game -"If only QT was here" says Kiwi -Smoke appears and out steps Imaqtpie -He knocks out CoreJJ and instalocks Quinn, screaming 'SQUAAK!' - QT feeds his ass off and DIG lose 0-3
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August 2015
imaqtpie

League of Legends

AYAYA RUNNING LOW ON CUTIES

twitchquotes: MOSHI MOSHI šŸ“ž AYAYA RUNNING LOW ON CUTIES šŸ“ž AYAYA NEED BACKUP šŸ“ž AYAYA ARIGATO šŸ“ž AYAYA
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April 2019

Weebs

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PepeHands rain

twitchquotes: ćƒ½ćƒ½ļ½€ćƒ½ļ½€ć€ćƒ½ćƒ½ļ½€ćƒ½ļ½€ć€ćƒ½ćƒ½ļ½€ćƒ½ć€ćƒ½ćƒ½ļ½€ćƒ½ļ½€ć€ćƒ½ćƒ½ļ½€ćƒ½ļ½€ć€ļ½€ć€ćƒ½ćƒ½ļ½€ćƒ½ļ½€ć€ćƒ½ćƒ½ļ½€ćƒ½ļ½€ć€ćƒ½ćƒ½ļ½€ćƒ½ļ½€ć€ćƒ½ćƒ½ļ½€ćƒ½ļ½€ć€ćƒ½ćƒ½ļ½€ćƒ½ļ½€ć€ćƒ½ćƒ½ļ½€ćƒ½ļ½€ć€ćƒ½ćƒ½ PepeHands ćƒ½ļ½€ćƒ½ļ½€ć€ćƒ½ćƒ½ļ½€ćƒ½ļ½€ć€ļ½€ćƒ½ļ½€ć€ćƒ½ćƒ½ļ½€ćƒ½ļ½€ć€ćƒ½ćƒ½ļ½€ćƒ½ć€ćƒ½ćƒ½
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June 2019

Minion Masters turned my life around

twitchquotes: I was sat in my car with the exhaust connected to the window, waiting to die, until I saw an ad on my phone for Minion Masters, at that moment I turned the engine off and decided to turn my life around. Now I have a 12 inch cock and 3 ferraris, and all it took was the $149.99 package (best value).
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March 2019
Kripp

sellout

YOU. ME. GAS STATION.

What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh, there was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi, we black out and wake up in a sewer. We're surrounded by fish; horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy, the stench draws in a bear. What are we gonna do? We're gonna fight it. BEAR FIGHT. BEAR HANDED. BEAR naked? oh yes, please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl. then we ride into a chuck-e-cheese, dance dance revolution. REVOLUTION? OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT? uh, I think so. next thing you know, i'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then i turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out which i didn't know you could do, then i smoked a joint. Greened-out, then i turned into the sun. uh oh, looks like the meth is kicking in.
January 2022
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