[Copypasta] I have done it, 80 years and not a single nut bust

twitchquotes: I have done it, 80 years and not a single nut bust. Thanks to my incredible goal i have obtained an iq of 156 which i have used to build a pc that deletes system 32 when it loads any type of NSFW. Iโ€™m currently in a hospital bed dying of terminal disease, however, this is a victory as in 72 hours iโ€™m expected to die. Wish me luck in this final run.
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November 2020
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March 2016
Reynad

Kripp finally picks Pogo

twitchquotes: Dear Mr. Kripparian, thank you so much for finally picking Pogo! Ever since you picked Pogo, his grades have gone up, he finally got a girlfriend, and he's stopped masturbating all day in his bedroom. I was certain my little Pogo was going to end up a lifeless virgin loser for his entire life, but your kind actions have put Pogo on a path for success. Thank you, thank you, you have my sincerest gratitude. Much love, Pogo's mom.
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June 2020
Kripp

Hearthstone

Fuck you all, Iโ€™m never listening to this sub again.

Yesterday I said weโ€™d see a rally like weโ€™ve never seen before I was ridiculed and the market went down this morning so I accepted defeat and sold my nvda calls and got tesla puts. My account is down bad right now. I also hedged with a tesla call so hopefully Iโ€™ll make something. Somehow oil also tanked. Fuck you all. Iโ€™m only listening to myself now. Youโ€™re all retarded and so am I for listening to you. Edit: not sure why some of you degens think Iโ€™m blaming you. Of course itโ€™s my fault. This is a shitpost update. Stop taking it so seriously you retards See you tomorrow
March 2022

WallStreetBets

I have a 197 word essay due tomorrow

twitchquotes: fck my life!!! I have a 197 word essay due tomorrow and I have no idea where to start. Just WAIT till you kiddies have real homework, then we will see how much time you have to spam in here
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November 2014
Kripp

DONALD TRUMP NUDES

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October 2020
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