[Copypasta] I have done it, 80 years and not a single nut bust

twitchquotes: I have done it, 80 years and not a single nut bust. Thanks to my incredible goal i have obtained an iq of 156 which i have used to build a pc that deletes system 32 when it loads any type of NSFW. Iā€™m currently in a hospital bed dying of terminal disease, however, this is a victory as in 72 hours iā€™m expected to die. Wish me luck in this final run.
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November 2020
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I hope Zoe wins xD

twitchquotes: I hope Zoe wins xD. Iā€™m a Zoe main and sheā€™s just so fun!! People get so trolled by the bubble, and her voice lines are so cute like when she sings about chocolate cake LOL! Sheā€™s super random but also smarter than she looks, just like me xD
twitch chat
February 2020

Classic

League of Legends

Trolling My Office With Among Us (Part 7)

After we threw Liam out the window, I decided to call another emergency meeting. ā€œChad sus!1!1!!1 Heā€™s the SUSSY VERY IMPOSTER!ā€ I said. They all asked why Chad was sus. I said it was because his name is Chad. They all agreed so we ejected him. I was naruto running around the office when Adam stopped me and said ā€œWhy are you running?ā€ OH MY FUCK DID HE JUST SAY THE FUNNY UGANDAN MEME? SPIT ON HIM BROTHERS. I spit on Adam and I pulled down my pants and pissed on him. He ran away screaming and everybody looked at me. I pulled my pants up.ā€œ Adam sus. Heā€™s screaming.ā€ Everyone nodded and we ejected Adam. My son came out of the elevator even though it was take your kid to work day and he was supposed to be on the bottom floor, not up here on the 3rd floor! So I said ā€œSon, what the fuck nugget wholesome keanu reeves are you doing here?ā€ He closed the elevator door and I think he went to the first floor. I tried pissing on the elevator door in hopes that it would malfunction it but I donā€™t think it worked. That stupid little bastard. So I got in the elevator when it came back up and went to the first floor. I looked around but couldnā€™t find him. I pulled one of the kids up by her shirt and said ā€œWHERE THE FUCK IS MY CHILD?ā€ She was screaming and I threw her away. I stomped down the hallways trying to look for him but I couldnā€™t find him. ā€œThis is not a fortnite minecraft roblox 100 wholesome keanu reeves chungus Amogus moment. Thatā€™s pretty sus.ā€ All the coworkers were looking at me in terror. I went out back and searched in the dumpster to see if I could yet again try to find a weapon to kill all the people there. I already got rid of Chad, Adam and Liam so everyone else could easily be disposed of.
April 2021

Among Us / Amogus

Trolling with Among Us

Kripp is a god at these types of games

twitchquotes: All you people saying this game is easy, I guarantee if you played this or watched any other streamer play this, you would still be bronze and struggling. Kripp is a god at these types of games, he could reach diamond his first day if he wanted to. Kripp understands games on a level we can't even imagine to be possible. His mechanics are impeccable. With his theory crafting, his builds today will be the future meta. It is amazing we get to live in a time with the king of games.
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November 2017
Kripp

This is so small to read even for you bro

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twitch chat
March 2016
Kripp

Imposter

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January 2021

Among Us / Amogus

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