[Copypasta] I have done it, 80 years and not a single nut bust

twitchquotes: I have done it, 80 years and not a single nut bust. Thanks to my incredible goal i have obtained an iq of 156 which i have used to build a pc that deletes system 32 when it loads any type of NSFW. Iโ€™m currently in a hospital bed dying of terminal disease, however, this is a victory as in 72 hours iโ€™m expected to die. Wish me luck in this final run.
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