[Copypasta] I have done it, 80 years and not a single nut bust

twitchquotes: I have done it, 80 years and not a single nut bust. Thanks to my incredible goal i have obtained an iq of 156 which i have used to build a pc that deletes system 32 when it loads any type of NSFW. Iā€™m currently in a hospital bed dying of terminal disease, however, this is a victory as in 72 hours iā€™m expected to die. Wish me luck in this final run.
twitch chat
November 2020
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We should buy Reddit

We should buy Reddit. Not the stock. The actual company. If we all get together and own 51% then we will own this entire website. We could make the rules, profit from the advertising, and finally get paid for the memes we make. I've even come up with a list of things we could do as new owners: Reddit mods can apply for paid-internships at Reddit. This is much closer to having a real job than what they currently do and would benefit the organization. Your flair is your official title at the company. IE: instead of "CFO" you'll be "PotatoFart" NSFW posts will receive special protections--and if you happen to work in our new skyscraper then NSFW posts are automatically considered SFW. Everyone gets a turn in the corporate jet. Elon becomes a mod. He can also apply to become a paid intern. We have a monthly party on our company yacht: The S.S. VisualMod. Our corporate cafeteria is a dining hall with fast food restaurants along the side--but they're all Wendy's. I think this is a great idea. Keep it high and tight. šŸ‘–šŸš€šŸ‘–šŸš€šŸ‘–šŸš€
December 2021

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NOW RISE, DARTH DONGER

twitchquotes: ą¼¼ Ķ”ą¼¼Ł„Ķœą¼½ą¼½ NOW RISE, DARTH DONGER. /{ā–€ē›Šā–€}\ Where is Reynad? Is he okay? ą¼¼ Ķ”ą¼¼ ĢÆŹ–ą¼½ą¼½ It seems in your Spam, you killed him. /{ā–€ē›Šā–€}\ What!? HE WAS ALIVE! I FELT IT. Noooooooooooo! ą¼¼ Ķ”ą¼¼Ł„Ķœą¼½ą¼½
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September 2015
Reynad

You ACTUALLY consider yourself to be a TRUE hip hop fan?!

You ACTUALLY consider yourself to be a TRUE hip hop fan?!? HA! Let me guess, you listen to basic trap trash like Lil Baby, Gunna, Trippie Redd, DaBaby, Roddy Rich, Young Thug, Travis Scott, A$AP Rocky, Kanye West, Lil Uzi Vert, and Playboi Carti. I would never touch that garbage. You see, I listen to REAL HIP HOP: BROCKHAMPTON, Denzel Curry, and Tyler, the Creator. You really think those artists would ever take influence let alone ever listen to those GARBAGE artists?!?!?!?!? NEVER.
January 2022

Rooster

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February 2017

KekHands

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November 2021

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