This does not change the fact that in Australia there are 48 million kangaroos and in Uruguay there are 3,457,380 inhabitants. So if the kangaroos decide to invade Uruguay, each Uruguayan will have to fight 14 kangaroos...
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Spending New years eve on twitch BibleeThump
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Mom's house β No talents β No gf β No friends β No midnight kiss β Spending New years eve on twitch β Must be us
Mom's house β No talents β No gf β No friends β No midnight kiss β Spending New years eve on twitch β Must be us
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Nice opinion, just one tiny problem with it
Nice opinion, just one tiny problem with it. Inspecting your post, it looks like your opinion is different from mine. Let me tell you something, I am the baseline for opinions. Any opinion I hold is objectively correct and as a result, any other opinions are wrong. Guess what? You happen to hold the wrong one! I hope you know that your opinion is now illegal. I have contacted the FBI, CIA, the NSA, the navy seals, secret service, and your mom! You'll be sorry you ever shared your opinions, by the time you're reading this, you'll be done for. Nature will punish you, humanity will punish you, space will punish you. We decided just to make sure we'll nuke your house from orbit. So there's no chance you can run away, everyone will know you will die. It's a small price to pay, to remove your wrong opinion from this world.
What in Davy Jonesβ locker did ye just bark at me?
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What in Davy Jonesβ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? Iβll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and Iβve led numerous raids on fishing villages.
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Kripp
I dropped my deck of playing cards
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I regret to inform you, there is no cock left
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π βοΈ πΌ ππππππ ππ πΎππ»πππ πππ, ππ½πππ πΎπ ππ πΈππΈπ πππ»π.
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