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[Copypasta]Kangaroos vs Uruguayans
This does not change the fact that in Australia there are 48 million kangaroos and in Uruguay there are 3,457,380 inhabitants. So if the kangaroos decide to invade Uruguay, each Uruguayan will have to fight 14 kangaroos...
This does not change the fact that in Australia there are 48 million kangaroos and in Uruguay there are 3,457,380 inhabitants. So if the kangaroos decide to invade Uruguay, each Uruguayan will have to fight 14 kangaroos...
Every fucking time I pass by the kitchen I canβt resist but stick my dick in the Nesquik cereal box. It doesnβt matter if the cereal hurts my tip, I thrust it in as fast as I can. I donβt care if my grandma cries for me to stop, I canβt resist looking at his goddamn face; yeah, thatβs right, the Nesquik bunnyβs face. As I masturbate in chocolate cereal balls I imagine the Nesquik bunny begging me to destroy his ass, and then ejaculating chocolate milk all over my face as I grant his wish. Normal people disgust me, my only sex drive is towards that fucking bunny; since the first time Iβve seen his sexy ass I canβt restrain myself from cumming in the chocolate cereal box at least twice a day. Everyone in the house thinks that Iβm crazy and that I need some kind of therapy, but truth is, Iβm the only sane one here.
I once had sleep paralysis
twitchquotes:i once had sleep paralysis and i imagined Kripparian slowly slithering up to me and i felt the brush of his wirey beard press against my chest and his boulder-like face was a miillimeter away from mine and he whispered "..He had the perfect cerds" then drained all my RNG power right out of my chest. I cried for days.
i once had sleep paralysis and i imagined Kripparian slowly slithering up to me and i felt the brush of his wirey beard press against my chest and his boulder-like face was a miillimeter away from mine and he whispered "..He had the perfect cerds" then drained all my RNG power right out of my chest. I cried for days.
Inappropriate humor
twitchquotes:All of this βdick humorβ is highly Inappropriate, my dick is 2.462 feet long and still growing, all of you twitch βchartersβ canβt even compensate the size
All of this βdick humorβ is highly Inappropriate, my dick is 2.462 feet long and still growing, all of you twitch βchartersβ canβt even compensate the size
Bloomberg terminal vs toilet trading
Imagine spending 20K on a bloomberg terminal and thousands on hardware just to get smoke checked by some retards on the toilet trading on their phone that are not only on the spectrum but might be the actual spectrum.
Imagine spending 20K on a bloomberg terminal and thousands on hardware just to get smoke checked by some retards on the toilet trading on their phone that are not only on the spectrum but might be the actual spectrum.