This does not change the fact that in Australia there are 48 million kangaroos and in Uruguay there are 3,457,380 inhabitants. So if the kangaroos decide to invade Uruguay, each Uruguayan will have to fight 14 kangaroos...
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I hope Tahm wins xD
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I hope Tahm wins xD 
I’m a Tahm main and he’s just so fun ! People get so trolled by the Q damage, and his voice lines are so alpha like when he talks about his tongue LOL He’s super random but also stronger than he looks, just like Sneaky xD
I’m a Tahm main and he’s just so fun ! People get so trolled by the Q damage, and his voice lines are so alpha like when he talks about his tongue LOL He’s super random but also stronger than he looks, just like Sneaky xD
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I officially hate Twitch
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I officially hate Twitch. I worked so hard all day to make a copy pasta that would take the OWL by storm. But no one is considerate enough to copy it with me. Maybe I should just spam J 
K E like the rest of you sheep
K E like the rest of you sheep
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"Rania, where's my breakfast?" asks the Kripp. "You already had it!" she replies. "Yes, I've had one, but what about second breakfast?" asks the Kripp. As Rania walks away, Kripp is startled. "I don't think she knows about second breakfast," Kripp panics, "What about brunch, elvensies, afternoon falafel?"
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Thanks Kripp for saving my marriage!
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Strong cringe feeling overflowing me
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Every time you reach out your hand to your webcam and lower your voice there is a strong cringe feeling overflowing me like a zoo lock overflows the board and there is no way I can handle it
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