[Copypasta] Kangaroos vs Uruguayans

This does not change the fact that in Australia there are 48 million kangaroos and in Uruguay there are 3,457,380 inhabitants. So if the kangaroos decide to invade Uruguay, each Uruguayan will have to fight 14 kangaroos...
October 2021
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Ebolus enchantus

twitchquotes: (∩ Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)βŠƒβ”β˜†οΎŸ. * ・ ｑﾟ Ebolus enchantus(∩ Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)βŠƒβ”β˜†οΎŸ. * ・ ｑﾟ Ebolus enchantus(∩ Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)βŠƒβ”β˜†οΎŸ. * ・ ｑﾟ Ebolus enchantus
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Kripp

KRUSTY KRAB IS UNFAIR

twitchquotes: SwiftRage :loudspeaker: KRUSTY KRAB IS UNFAIR! SwiftRage :loudspeaker: MR. KRABS IS IN THERE! SwiftRage :loudspeaker: STANDING AT THE CONCESSION! SwiftRage :loudspeaker: PLOTTING HIS OPPRESSION! SwiftRage :loudspeaker:
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Voluteering at a Food Bank

twitchquotes: Hey Imaqtpie! I'm gonna volunteering at a Food Bank soon. Thanks for playing a fatty Yasuo game to teach me the tips on feeding! Thanks in advance and God bless
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August 2017
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Yoshi with Mario's body

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Kripp starts a salt mine

twitchquotes: As Kripp frantically tries to fix his router and internet issues. The stays dedicated and vigilante. After trying to fix these issues that arose at hand he finally came to realize that this was all worth nothing. He stopped fixing the issues and threw his computer out the window. He started up a Salt Mining company in the Himalayan mountains called Kripp Salt. He is starting a family and all is well. Thanks Kripp. BibleThump
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Kripp
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