This does not change the fact that in Australia there are 48 million kangaroos and in Uruguay there are 3,457,380 inhabitants. So if the kangaroos decide to invade Uruguay, each Uruguayan will have to fight 14 kangaroos...
What happened to this ad? :(
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Just me and EA hanging out
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Just me and ๐ฐ๐EA๐๐ฐ, hanging out I wanted some Star Wars๐ so I started to pout ๐ He asked if I was down โฌfor something yummy ๐๐ and I asked what and he said he'd give me his ๐ฐ๐ฆlooties!๐ฆ๐ฐ Yeah! Yeah!๐๐ฆ I earn them!๐ฆ I buy them!๐ฆ I purchase them whole๐ฆ๐ฐ ๐ It makes ๐ฐ๐EA๐๐ฐ ๐happy๐ so it's my only goal... ๐๐ฆ๐ซHarder EA! Harder EA! ๐ซ๐ฆ๐ 1 lootie๐ฆ, 2 lootie๐ฆ๐ฆ, 3 lootie๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ, 4๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ I'm ๐ฐ๐EA's๐๐ฐ ๐Disney princess ๐but I'm also a consumer whore! ๐ He makes me OP๐!He makes me feel good๐! ๐๐๐He makes me feel everything a whale should!~ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ฆ๐Wa-What!๐๐ฆ๐๏ปฟ
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Hello I'm 13 year old from asia, name Lee Cheng Yun
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สแดสสแด ษชแด 13 สแดแดส แดสแด
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แดกสส แดสส แดกสษชแดแด แดสษชษดษข แด
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s ษชษด สแดแดสแดสsแดแดษดแด, ษช แดแดแดษด แดแดแดแด าษชษดแด
แดษชสสแดแดsแด แดษดแด
แดsแด ษชษด แดส แดขแดแด แด
แดแดแด.
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Kripp
Do you guys mind not spamming the chat so much?
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๐ป๐ ๐ช๐ ๐ฆ ๐๐ฆ๐ช๐ค ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ฅ ๐ค๐ก๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ฅ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ฅ ๐ค๐ ๐๐ฆ๐๐? ๐'๐ ๐ฃ๐๐๐๐๐ช ๐ฅ๐ฃ๐ช๐๐๐ ๐ฅ๐ ๐ก๐๐ช ๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๐๐ฅ๐๐ ๐ ๐ฅ๐ ๐ฅ๐๐ ๐ค๐ฅ๐ฃ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ช๐ ๐ฆ ๐๐ฆ๐ช๐ค ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐๐๐ค๐ฅ๐ฃ๐๐๐ฅ๐๐๐ ๐๐. ๐๐ ๐ช๐ ๐ฆ ๐๐ฆ๐ช๐ค ๐ฃ๐๐๐๐๐ช ๐๐๐ฃ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ฆ๐ฅ ๐ฅ๐๐ ๐ข๐ฆ๐๐๐๐ฅ๐ช ๐ ๐ ๐ฅ๐๐ ๐ค๐ฅ๐ฃ๐๐๐ ๐ ๐ฃ ๐๐ ๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐ค๐๐๐ ๐ช๐ ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ ๐ฆ๐๐ ๐ค๐ฅ๐ ๐ก ๐ฅ๐๐ ๐ค๐ก๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ก๐ช๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ก๐๐ค๐ฅ๐๐๐. ๐พ๐ ๐, ๐ ๐ค๐จ๐๐๐ฃ ๐ช๐ ๐ฆ ๐๐ฆ๐ช๐ค ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ฅ๐๐ ๐จ๐ ๐ฃ๐ค๐ฅ ๐ก๐๐ฃ๐ฅ ๐ ๐ ๐ฅ๐จ๐๐ฅ๐๐. โ๐ ๐ฆ๐๐๐'๐ฅ ๐ช๐ ๐ฆ ๐๐ฆ๐ค๐ฅ ๐ฅ๐ฃ๐ช ๐ฅ๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ฃ๐ ๐๐ ๐ฃ ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ช๐ ๐ฆ๐ฃ ๐๐๐๐?
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MOONMOON
I'm leaving this community, jerma can't keep getting away with this
I'm leaving this community, jerma can't keep getting away with this
After jerma's recent apology video, it seemed like the only thing he cared about before going live was his looks. He came onto stream and honestly seemed slightly drunk. He proceeded to spend time talking about how fun it was to 'woohoo' death. He used another term, but due to me actually caring about the people here, I decided it's better to censor myself.
He did briefly apologize for the Amelia situation, but that twitlonger she wrote really exposed the absolute horror of being stood up and finding your date in bed with the reaper of souls himself.
I think the worst part of the apology was how he kept saying "that isn't who I am" but proceeded to fall asleep once again at the end. Also I'm fairly certain he was still on the toilet. I heard a few weird noises. I really hope this psycho gets banned.
p.s. I'm starting to think the 'jerma speared and killed a man' conspiracy theory may have had been real.
Jerma985
Arrested for Navy Seal copypasta
I've mentioned this a lot before, but one of my best friends from back home was arrested, jailed for three months, and sentenced to 2 years probation for sending someone the Navy Seal copypasta on Facebook. As of today, he is FINALLY legally allowed to be online again.