[Copypasta] Kangaroos vs Uruguayans

This does not change the fact that in Australia there are 48 million kangaroos and in Uruguay there are 3,457,380 inhabitants. So if the kangaroos decide to invade Uruguay, each Uruguayan will have to fight 14 kangaroos...
October 2021
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Six foot antlers

twitchquotes: I bet all you beta f*gs don't wear antlers either. Science has shown that the male deers with the largest antlers attract the most females, so obviously the exact same principle works for human females. When I walk into the club reeking of sweat with six foot antlers strapped to my head, I get the attention of every female in the room. Pretty much ever man too, that's how powerful the effect is.
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March 2015
Kripp

Rooster

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If Harambe and my girl both drowning

twitchquotes: If harambe πŸ’ and my girl πŸ‘§ 😍 both drowning 😱 πŸ‘‹ and I can only save one 😀 😬 Catch me at my girl funeral πŸ˜” πŸ‘» 🌹 with my dick out 😏 πŸ’― 😎 πŸ†
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August 2016

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Harambe

The One Who Brings Salt

twitchquotes: Tells the legend that a long time ago all sea's water was fresh. But one tragic day a baby came out of the sea and was found by a group of african sea men. One week later, after the little baby saw the sea men play Hearth of Stone all the water turned salty. So they named him Kripp, which in Afrikaans means The One Who Brings Salt
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January 2015
Kripp

TSM logo

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