[Copypasta] Kripp and his tiny peckerwood

I saw Kripp at the tavern yesterday

twitchquotes: I saw Kripp at the tavern yesterday. I told him it would be cool to see him play arena again. He said, “Why, so you can snipe me at 8 wins?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I thought he was going for a brofist, so I extended my hand only to have it slapped away in disgust. Later on I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen murlocs in his hands without paying.

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July 2020

Kripp

Hearthstone

Vegetron Ruler and Protector of all plant matter

twitchquotes: Hello Kripp, This is Vegetron Ruler and Protector of all plant matter in the galaxy. I command you to stop being a p*ssy and eat meat, instead of eating all of my relatives. If you don't, I will be super angry at you. You've been warned.

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November 2014

Kripp

Real hardcore gamers play at least 4 games at a time

twitchquotes: ２ｇａｍｅｓａｔｔｈｅｓａｍｅｔｉｍｅ？ｆｉｌｔｈｙｃａｓｕａｌ．ｒｅａｌｈａｒｄｃｏｒｅｇａｍｅｒｓｐｌａｙａｔｌｅａｓｔ４ｇａｍｅｓｗｉｔｈｏｎｅｈａｎｄｔｉｅｄｂｅｈｉｎｄｔｈｅｉｒｂａｃｋ．ｓｅｒｉｏｕｓｌｙｋｒｉｐｐ，ｉｆｙｏｕｗａｎｔｔｏｋｅｅｐｙｏｕｒｖｉｅｗｅｒｓｙｏｕｂｅｔｔｅｒｓｔｅｐｉｔｕｐ．ｓｉｎｃｅｒｅｌｙ，ａｓｏｏｎｔｏｂｅｅｘ－ｋｒｉｐｐｌｅｔ

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July 2014

Kripp

Grand Widow Faerlina needs a new succubus

twitchquotes: ＨｉＫｒｉｐｐｉｔ＇ｓＧｒａｎｄＷｉｄｏｗＦａｅｒｌｉｎａ．ＩｎｅｅｄａｎｅｗｓｕｃｃｕｂｕｓｔｏｌｅａｄｍｙａｃｏｌｙｔｅｓａｎｄＩｗａｓｗｏｎｄｅｒｉｎｇｉｆＲａｎｉａｗｏｕｌｄｂｅｉｎｔｅｒｅｓｔｅｄ？Ｉｈｅａｒｄｓｈｅｉｓａｎａｍａｚｉｎｇｓｕｃｃｕｂｕｓ．Ｔｈａｎｋｓｆｏｒａｓｋｉｎｇ！Ｋｎｅｅｌｅｒｉｎｏｂｅｆｏｒｅｍｅｗｏｒｍｅｒｉｎｏ！

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July 2014

Kripp

Hold on let me fix my hair

twitchquotes: KappaClaus

let me take this hat off KappaRoss

dear me my hair! NotLikeThis

this is worse! NotLikeThis

Ahh much better Kappa

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February 2016

Kripp

[Copypasta] Kripp and his tiny peckerwood

I saw Kripp at the tavern yesterday

Hearthstone

Vegetron Ruler and Protector of all plant matter

Real hardcore gamers play at least 4 games at a time

Grand Widow Faerlina needs a new succubus

Hold on let me fix my hair

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