[Copypasta] I meet Nigerian Princess on Internet

twitchquotes: Dear Kripp. You say you welly unlucky last few days. I've been unlucky last few years. But ever since i start watch your stream last week my luck improve. I meet nigerian princess on internet who promise me 100 billion usd and a full golden Ragnaros
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November 2014
Kripp
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Welcome to the $5 strip club

twitchquotes: So I went to a Strip Club in Greece the other night and guess who i saw there. It was the Kripp with hundreds of 5 dollar bills. So the Stripper goes in a hot pose, Kripp smiles and pours himself a glass of OJ. Kripp said "Welcome to the 5 Dollar Club" and they went into a private room. Not sure what .happened then but i guess he gave her a brofist.
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October 2014
Kripp

This guy's deck is average

twitchquotes: ā˜‘ ā€œThis guy's deck is averageā€ ā˜‘ ā€œMy deck wins about half of the time against a deck like thatā€ ā˜‘ "He played precisely those two cards" ā˜‘ ā€œHe topdecked a mediocre card for a mediocre turnā€ ā˜‘ "He had several cards" ā˜‘ ā€œThere were multiple options open to meā€ ā˜‘ ā€œI played that"
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November 2014
Kripp

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This Copypasta Is CRAZY!

Hello Kripp, this is Juan Jose Manuel Torres Esteban Rodriguez Ochoa Martinez Lopez Jr

twitchquotes: Š½ello ÄørĪ¹pp, jĻ…an joŃ•Ć© Š¼anĻ…el тorreѕ eѕтeŠ²an rodrĪ¹gĻ…ez ocŠ½oa Š¼arтĪ¹nez lopez jr. Š½ere. Ī¹ no lĪ¹Äøe yoĻ…r cŠ½aт. pleaѕe Ņ“rĪ¹endѕ, no Š¼ore ѕpaŠ¼Š¼erĪ¹no Ī¹n cŠ½aтerĪ¹no oÄø aŠ¼Ī¹go? or elѕe Ī¹ Š½op Š²orderĪ¹no. no cappĻ…ccĪ¹no.
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July 2014
Kripp

Scraggly vegan is the only one left

twitchquotes: BOB ā€œYouā€™re doing GREAT out there!ā€ I exclaim with as much enthusiasm as I can this late in the day. The scraggly vegan is the only one left in the tavern, his attention focused entirely on the card game we put out to entertain children and toddlers. ā€œI donā€™t wanna talk about it guysā€ cries the man, knocking his cup of vegan water over. I try to reassure him that everyone has bad luck now and then, but he just ignores me, as always. This tavern attracts some strange types indeed.
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December 2019
Kripp

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MrDestructoid ERROR public static void

twitchquotes: MrDestructoid Anyone who thinks mobile games can't be amazing has never played Art of Conquest! My friends are all having a blast already, and I'll be joining them right away! I'll also be subscribing to Kripp's channel to stay up to date! MrDestructoid ERROR public static void WaitTime(NULL)
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June 2017
Kripp

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