[Copypasta] Dear streamer, I will be joining the doubters

I just shit and cum FAQ (Reddit)

I just shit and cum. # FAQ ## What does this mean? The amount of shit (and cum) on my computer and floor has increased by one. ## Why did you do this? There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be worthy of feces or ejaculation. These include, but are not limited to: * Being gay * Dank copypasta bro, where'd you find it * walter ## Am I going to shit and cum too? No - not yet. But you should refrain from shitposting and cumposting like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to shit and cum again, which may put your shitting and cumming privileges in jeopardy. ## I don't believe my comment deserved being shit and cum at. Can you un-cum it? Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I put shit back into my butt. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a hot load explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to retaliatory ejaculation within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of semen dies before it can fertilize the egg, and yours is likely no exception. ## How can I prevent this from happening in the future? Accept the goopy brown and white substance and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated in my mom's basement. I will continue to shit and cum until you improve your conduct. Remember: ejaculation is privilege, not a right.

November 2021

We should buy Reddit

We should buy Reddit. Not the stock. The actual company. If we all get together and own 51% then we will own this entire website. We could make the rules, profit from the advertising, and finally get paid for the memes we make. I've even come up with a list of things we could do as new owners: Reddit mods can apply for paid-internships at Reddit. This is much closer to having a real job than what they currently do and would benefit the organization. Your flair is your official title at the company. IE: instead of "CFO" you'll be "PotatoFart" NSFW posts will receive special protections--and if you happen to work in our new skyscraper then NSFW posts are automatically considered SFW. Everyone gets a turn in the corporate jet. Elon becomes a mod. He can also apply to become a paid intern. We have a monthly party on our company yacht: The S.S. VisualMod. Our corporate cafeteria is a dining hall with fast food restaurants along the side--but they're all Wendy's. I think this is a great idea. Keep it high and tight. 👖🚀👖🚀👖🚀

December 2021

WallStreetBets

Kripp should change his name to hl_kripp

twitchquotes: Hello Kripparino, this is Noah Liferino, CEO of No Life Incorporated©. As you may already know, we are requiring you to change your Twitch name to hl_kripp (has life) as you no longer are a "no life". This was stated in the contract you signed under section 6 article 9 paragraph 420. This is to be enforced immediately.

twitch chat

July 2014

Kripp

Cybrix's voice

twitchquotes: ＤｅａｒＣｙｂｒｉｘ，Ｉｈａｖｅｂｅｅｎｓｅｖｅｒｅｌｙｄｅｐｒｅｓｓｅｄｏｖｅｒｔｈｅｌａｓｔｍｏｎｔｈａｎｄｈａｖｅｃｏｎｔｅｍｐｌａｔｅｄｓｕｉｃｉｄｅ．Ａｆｔｅｒｈｅａｒｉｎｇｙｏｕｒｖｏｉｃｅ，ＩｎｏｗｒｅａｌｉｚｅＩｈａｖｅｎｏｔｈｉｎｇｌｅｆｔｔｏｌｉｖｅｆｏｒａｎｄｗｉｌｌｋｉｌｌｍｙｓｅｌｆｔｈｉｓｗｅｅｋ．．．．Ｔｈａｎｋｓｆｏｒｍａｋｉｎｇｍｙｄｅｃｉｓｉｏｎｓｏｅａｓｙ OpieOP

twitch chat

June 2014

Kripp

Kripp you're a good-for-nothing bully

twitchquotes: Kripp, this behavior of yours is disgusting and honestly makes me want to unsubscribe from you. You're a grown man who apparently has to beat up 12 year old free to play players just for a cheap laugh. I don't know who you think you are, but now I know that you're nothing but a good-for-nothing bully.

twitch chat

July 2017

Kripp

[Copypasta] Dear streamer, I will be joining the doubters

I just shit and cum FAQ (Reddit)

We should buy Reddit

WallStreetBets

Reddit

Kripp should change his name to hl_kripp

Cybrix's voice

Kripp you're a good-for-nothing bully

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