[Copypasta] Dear streamer, I will be joining the doubters

twitchquotes: 📜 ✍ïļ Sadge 𝓓ð“Ū𝓊ð“ŧ [streamer name] , 𝓘 ð“ŧð“Ū𝓰ð“ŧð“Ūð“―ð“Ŋð“ūð“ĩð“ĩ𝔂 𝔀ð“ēð“ĩð“ĩ ð“Ŧð“Ū ð“ŧð“Ū𝓞ð“ē𝓰𝓷ð“ē𝓷𝓰 ð“Ŋð“ŧð“ļð“ķ ð“Ŧð“Ūð“ē𝓷𝓰 𝓊 ð“Ŧð“Ūð“ĩð“ēð“Ūð“ŋð“Ūð“ŧ 𝓊𝓷𝓭 𝔀ð“ēð“ĩð“ĩ ð“Ŧð“Ū ð“ģð“ļð“ē𝓷ð“ē𝓷𝓰 ð“―ð“ąð“Ū 𝓭ð“ļð“ūð“Ŧð“―ð“Ūð“ŧ𝓞 ð“ē𝓷 𝓭ð“ļð“ūð“Ŧð“―ð“ē𝓷𝓰 𝔂ð“ļð“ūð“ŧ 𝓊ð“Ŧð“ēð“ĩð“ēð“―ð“ēð“Ū𝓞.
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