[Copypasta] Dear streamer, I will be joining the doubters

YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER?!

wait, wait, wait.... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER?!!?! O_o

_O Not to be a freak, but.. just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive.. you started playing video games. Nicely done, m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling", lol.

May 2021

Simps

Create awarness of the many homeless people in the USA

twitchquotes: Hello @imaqtpie

I really appreciate your honorable try to create awarness of the many homeless people in the USA. But one thing, dressing up as one is a little bit to much, isn't it?

twitch chat

March 2018

imaqtpie

Peruvians and Dota 2

twitchquotes: Let's look at this statistically. Assuming you are not Peruvian, your team has four chances to spawn a Peruvian. The other team has five chances to spawn a Peruvian. Overall, you will have less Peruvians then your opponents, and will automatically rise on the ladder. If you aren't rising, you are probably secretly a Peruvian, ruining the statistical balance of sweet victory.

twitch chat

February 2015

SingSing

Dota 2

Ban one fish, get the school

twitchquotes: FishMoley

ban

one

fish

and

you'll

get

the

school

twitch chat

September 2016

MODS

Ban X Get The Whole Y

Robinhood halts trading on President's Day

This is bullshit. I’m disgusted and I’m honestly on the verge of having a mental fucking breakdown. Robinhood has once again halted trading. But this time it’s halted on all stocks. This fine Monday morning I wake up to find that all orders aren’t going to be filled till tomorrow morning. My dad’s wife’s girlfriend is a powerful lawyer in Boca Raton and I’m seriously considering retaining her services and filing a class action lawsuit against these citadel dick munchers. This has happened to me too many times. I’m low key spiraling into madness. Donate to me on onlyfans if you want to contribute towards the legal fees. She’s giving me a pretty kickass discount, but she estimates it’s still going to cost $150k. This happens to be the amount I lost on gme, but this is not relevant to the conversation here. It’s time to rise up and take down robinhood once and for all. Also, yeah my stepmom has a girlfriend. It’s 2021 you bigots.

February 2021

[Copypasta] Dear streamer, I will be joining the doubters

YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER?!

Simps

Create awarness of the many homeless people in the USA

Peruvians and Dota 2

Dota 2

Ban one fish, get the school

MODS

Ban X Get The Whole Y

Robinhood halts trading on President's Day

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