[Copypasta] Dear streamer, I will be joining the doubters

Hey mods, slow mode doesn't affect me

twitchquotes: Hey mods, did you really think that slow mode will affect on me. I will let you know that I have multiple accounts in this chat right now. If you don't believe me, I will copy and paste this on my other accounts right now.

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September 2018

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I sexually identify as a Minecraft creeper

twitchquotes: I sexually identify as a Minecraft creeper. Ever since I was a child I dreamed of stalking people in the dead of the night, making an erotic hissing noise, and then spewing my particles all over them. People say to me that a person being a monster in a dying Swedish pixel game is impossible and I’m more autistic than a Fortnite default, but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a doctor fill me with gunpowder and implementing green and black pigments into my skin. From now on I want you guys to call me "Creepus Explodus” and respect my right to appear on retarded children's backpacks and sweaters. If you can’t accept me you’re a mob-phobe and need to check your entity privilege. Thank you all for being so understanding.

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March 2019

I sexually Identify as

if you guys are new to twitch...

twitchquotes: if you guys are new to twitch and looking for a streamer to watch with a friendly community you should watch forsen

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March 2018

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without throwing your cat across the room

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November 2019

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October 2018

[Copypasta] Dear streamer, I will be joining the doubters

Hey mods, slow mode doesn't affect me

MODS

Classic

I sexually identify as a Minecraft creeper

I sexually Identify as

if you guys are new to twitch...

without throwing your cat across the room

There are only 20 monkaS left in this chat

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