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Horrible attack on my privacy

twitchquotes: Dear Mr Morosan, I was unaware of the fact that upon subscribing to your channel full of top notch casual gameplay, my personal rights would be violated. I did not ask to be "fisted". I hereby demand a public apology and a stack of OJ cartons as compensation for the psychological scars this horrible attack on my privacy has caused.

twitch chat

November 2014

Kripp

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twitch chat

December 2017

Net Neutrality

You know what's worse than Ajit Pai?

twitchquotes: You know what's worse than Ajit Pai? To access the punchline to this joke, you must purchase the Punchline Package for $14.99

twitch chat

December 2017

Net Neutrality

Ok that’s enough, sell your items

twitchquotes: 📞 4Head

Hello Rookie 📞 4Head

KT here 📞

Ok that’s enough, sell your items 📞 4Head

twitch chat

October 2018

Riot Games

League of Legends

I (M9) would like to know if downdooting is morally correct

Hi, memers of Reddit!! I (M9) would like to know if downdooting is morally correct. I know, I know, downdooting is okay if someone roasts King Elon (A fellow redditor!) or Lord Keanu. It is not wholesome, and deserves to be downvoted to H-E-Double hockey sticks. However, if I see a post that I simply do not agree with or do not like, is downdooting morally right? Thank you memers of reddit, have a breathtaking day!

August 2021

This is the Hygiene Police

twitchquotes: (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿) This is the Hygiene Police, we have reason to suspect you didn't wash your hands after exiting the bathroom. Please prepare for a full body cavity search. (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)

twitch chat

January 2015

Kripp

Imagine getting BOO'd by Aurateur

twitchquotes: Imagine getting BOO'd by Aurateur. Literally instantly you get disintegrated. Before you can even react, every fiber of your being is atomized and lost to a mere button press. Every memorable moment of your life and all hope of a future is wasted in this brief moment a BALD Texan disliked your level. In a flash your existence is nothing but a poof. Thereafter, the BALD Texan continues on, swiftly forgetting of your existence, you having been nothing but an obstacle in his way.

twitch chat

July 2020

Aurateur

Legality of Wario

twitchquotes: In order to move units of his "Microgames" Wario "borrows" patented characters, IPs, and game mechanics from beloved Nintendo franchises. Somehow he hasn't yet been called out, let alone legally challenged for it. That's not even touching on the working conditions he subjects his friends to, and the fact that they rarely, if ever, see the revenue their creations bring in. I'm not sure what copyright laws they have in Diamond City, but I seriously think that someone needs to sue that fat con artist for all he's worth.

twitch chat

July 2019

Super Smash Bros

Natalie. Fiona. Kenny. Kyle

twitchquotes: Natalie. Fiona. Kenny. Kyle. Long ago, the four mispronounced unit names lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Twitch Chat Nation attacked. Only the DogDog, master of all pepega names , could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished.

twitch chat

August 2019

dogdog

Teamfight Tactics

With Intel Core i7, hes just getting started

twitchquotes: Think he cant clutch through a smoke while recording in full resolution and streaming the play to the world? Watch this. Think u cant get famous in a flash like become your own meme famous? Watch this. Think hes been there, done that? With Intel Core i7, hes just getting started.

twitch chat

April 2019

Shout out to sidewalks for keeping me off the streets

twitchquotes: Pedestrian: i want to give a shout out to sidewalks for keeping me off the streets

twitch chat

January 2015

Reynad

Kripp tenderly slid back the wrapper of the card pack

twitchquotes: Kripp tenderly slid back the wrapper of the card pack. His fingers were soft and smelled faintly of cucumber. He slowly pulled out the card, caressing it with his fingers. "I didn't expect it to be so big", he said as he looked at the 7/7 stats. "And only 4 mana?" he said and moaned softly.

twitch chat

July 2017

Kripp

Hearthstone

WE WONT COPY PASTE ANYTHING WE HAVE STANDARDS

twitchquotes: WE WONT COPY PASTE ANYTHING WE HAVE STANDARDS. (dont copy paste this) WE WONT COPY PASTE ANYTHING WE HAVE STANDARDS. (dont copy paste this)

twitch chat

April 2016

Annie Bot

I like to drink my milk

twitchquotes: I like to drink my milk<༼ຈل͜ຈ༽> I do it all the time ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ and every time I drink it┌༼ຈل͜ຈ ┐ Kripp starts to scream and whine ┌༼@ل͜@༽┐ But never need to worry ༼ ºل͟º༽ my Bones are staying strong ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

twitch chat

October 2014

Kripp

Alright, ocean mage, I guess

twitchquotes: ResidentSleeper

“Alright, ocean mage, I guess” ResidentSleeper

“Haven’t picked moist magician in a while, let’s go wet wizard ResidentSleeper

“hydro conjuror isn’t that good, but alright” ResidentSleeper

twitch chat

December 2019

Teamfight Tactics

Tides left reynad for C9

twitchquotes: ☑ “This team's salary is CRAZY!” ☑ “Reynad's contract can't win against a salary like C9's” ☑ "They NEEDED precisely those bonuses to get me to sign" ☑ “They bribed the only player that would turncoat” ☑ "They had the perfect negotiator" ☑ “There was nothing Reynad could do” ☑ “I backstabbed that perfectly"

twitch chat

November 2014

Reynad

This Copypasta Is CRAZY!

When I see FeelsBadMan in chat I actually feel bad

twitchquotes: When I see FeelsBadMan

in chat I actually feel bad.

twitch chat

November 2018

He knew he was a sellout

twitchquotes: On November 10th, 2014, Octavian "Kripparian" Morosan was found to be severely delusional. He began wandering around his home, mumbling 'brofist' and 'subscribe'. As his weak fist was placed gently on the webcam, a single tear ran down his cheek. He knew he was a sellout.

twitch chat

November 2014

Kripp

sellout

Apology letter from the condom factory

twitchquotes: What in the actual rainbows is wrong with your brain? Did you IQ test return with negative results or something? I’m getting closer and closer to believing that your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. Jesus Christ. Love the content keep it up.

twitch chat

December 2020

Finally beat the first boss Honker

twitchquotes: Hi Kripparrian. For 2 weeks I was stuck in Hearthstone. I nearly gave up on it, however, after watching your stream and learning so much, I decided to buy 40 packs and make a new deck. Lo and behold after my 7th game I finally defeated the first boss Honker. Thank you Kripparrian.

twitch chat

March 2014

Kripp

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Horrible attack on my privacy

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Net Neutrality

You know what's worse than Ajit Pai?

Net Neutrality

Ok that’s enough, sell your items

League of Legends

I (M9) would like to know if downdooting is morally correct

Reddit

This is the Hygiene Police

Imagine getting BOO'd by Aurateur

Legality of Wario

Super Smash Bros

Natalie. Fiona. Kenny. Kyle

Teamfight Tactics

With Intel Core i7, hes just getting started

Shout out to sidewalks for keeping me off the streets

Kripp tenderly slid back the wrapper of the card pack

Hearthstone

WE WONT COPY PASTE ANYTHING WE HAVE STANDARDS

I like to drink my milk

Alright, ocean mage, I guess

Teamfight Tactics

Tides left reynad for C9

This Copypasta Is CRAZY!

When I see FeelsBadMan in chat I actually feel bad

He knew he was a sellout

sellout

Apology letter from the condom factory

Finally beat the first boss Honker

Hearthstone

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