[Copypasta] Under the sea

I sexually identify as an Attack Helicopter

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm *** retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

November 2014

Classic

I sexually Identify as

SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS

twitchquotes: ヾ(❛ε❛“)ʃ SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS SEND SHIVERS DOWN YOUR SPINE SHRIEKING SKULLS WILL SHOCK YOUR SOUL SEAL YOUR DOOM TONIGHT ヾ(❛ε❛“)ʃ

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September 2014

imaqtpie

I want to be Kripp's knee

twitchquotes: ＷｈｅｎＩｓｅｅＫｒｉｐｐ＇ｓｋｎｅｅ，Ｉｗａｎｔｔｏｌｉｃｋｔｈｅｋｎｅｅ．Ｉｗａｎｔｔｏｌｉｖｅｉｎｔｈｅｋｎｅｅ．Ｉｗａｎｔｔｏｂｅｔｈｅｋｎｅｅ．Ｉｗａｎｔｔｏｂｅｔｈｅｋｎｅｅｆｒｅｅ．Ｐｌｅａｓｅｎｏｃｏｐｙｐａｓｔｅｒｉｎｏｄｏｎｇｅｒｉｎｏｐｏｏｐｅｒｉｎｏ．

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March 2014

Kripp

Big shoutout to NA LCS

twitchquotes: Big shoutout to NA LCS. My mother has sleep anxiety problems, but on weekends she sleeps like a bear. All I ask of her is to watch 10 minutes of NA LCS.

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July 2015

Riot Games

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League of Legends

EU vs NA

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November 2014

[Copypasta] Under the sea

I sexually identify as an Attack Helicopter

Classic

I sexually Identify as

SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS

I want to be Kripp's knee

Big shoutout to NA LCS

Classic

League of Legends

EU vs NA

Toucan

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