I saw 1.9293948382% of a girl's shoulders today. I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine caused my the impending earth-shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen everyone in the immediate vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever have or ever will produce, shot out so hard that my dick was ripped apart by my ΓΌbernut accelerating to 5% the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, barely slowed, before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear-powered angle grinder. The sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path, caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of New Jersey to fall pregnant with my children. When the final death toll was tallied, there were 146 deaths, 458 injuries, and over 4 million pregnancies. As I lay dying under the rubble of my high school, I rest easy, knowing every one of my sons will repeat my glorious actions.
What happened to this ad? :(
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What does "Pog" mean?
Yes. But what does βPogβ mean are you trying to be mean if you are you have, if not then I will tell you again. WHAT. DOES. IT. MEAN. Because I do not know what your talking about bro I donβt know if you are trying to be funny/make a joke or if your being mean? So tell me if your trying to be funny or rude because I donβt know what your talking about.
Should We Ban Jerma From Our Gay Wedding?
Should We Ban Jerma From Our Gay Wedding?
Okay, so my boyfriend and I have been talking and we're looking to get married in the next year or so once it's safe. We've been talking seriously about this and we absolutely want to ensure that TOTAL PSYCHOPATH Jerma ABSOLUTELY does NOT come to our wedding.
I was thinking maybe putting up βbeware of sus guyβ photos around the venue? Maybe watching his tier list videos and picking his least favorite snacks? How can we best do this, do you think? SHOULD we do this? Many thanks.
(Oh, and P.S., if thereβs a way we could invite Otto without his COMPLETELY UNHINGED RAT FILMOGRAPHER OWNER joining, that would be optimal 
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Jerma985
Quit my job from the burritos factory to play League
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Dear Qtipie Im Osvaldo Enchilada, Im from a very far away country named Mexico (the bornplace of fabbby) and I really want to become a pro, like you, Im gona quit my job from the burritos factory, and start playing, Im in silver IV but I will be challenger, and be a hero to my 7 childs, god bless and never stop burning those marijuanas boy.
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Chairarrian's message to Kripp
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Hα΄Κ KΚΙͺα΄α΄, Ιͺα΄s CΚα΄ΙͺΚα΄ΚΚΙͺα΄Ι΄. I α΄α΄Ι΄α΄ α΄α΄α΄α΄ α΄ΚΙͺs α΄Ι΄Κα΄α΄Κα΄, Κα΄α΄ Ι΄α΄α΄α΄
α΄α΄ sα΄α΄α΄ α΄sΙͺΙ΄Ι’ α΄α΄ α΄s Κα΄α΄Κ Κα΄ΚΚΚ α΄ α΄ΚΙͺα΄Κα΄,Ιͺ α΄α΄Ι΄α΄ sα΄α΄Ι΄α΄
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ΙͺΚα΄Ιͺα΄Κ.
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Kripp