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Sometimes I like to put 9 towels into my anus and pretend I'm Ahri. Please no coperino and pasra macaroni, thank you! Sorry for bad England, I walk many Egyption miles to come watch.
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Doublelift dodges Imaqtpie in queue
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Doublelift fired up his stream for another day of soloQ, but foolishly forgot to check if Imaqtpie was in a game. He opened up QTโs stream to find him sitting in queueโฆ He frantically began tabbing between his client and QTโs stream, then one after the otherโฆ both queues popped. โI need the toiletโ he said to his chat. He ran to the wall and unplugged his internet. He was safe for another day.
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Oops I dropped my CONGA LINE
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Hi Kripp, sleazy video game developer here
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Hi Kripp, sleazy video game developer here. I understand you are willing to sell yourself out like a cheap Romanian hooker to any two-bit game development outfit as long as they dangle some shekels in front of your beady little eyes? Great! Because I have this brilliant game in beta testing right now called "Watching Paint Dry" and I am willing to pay you $5.00 USD to play it for 24 hours straight. Let me know what you think, you glorious sellout!
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Riot's MIGHT SPAGHETTI CODE of elo hell
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0-3 Hearthstone Arena Police
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