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Sometimes I like to put 9 towels into my anus and pretend I'm Ahri. Please no coperino and pasra macaroni, thank you! Sorry for bad England, I walk many Egyption miles to come watch.
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FeelsBadMan pyramid
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Only a true failure can fail to build a pyramid May as well not even bother And Still my pyramid sucks
Only a true failure can fail to build a pyramid May as well not even bother And Still my pyramid sucks
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Κ·Κ°α΅αΆ° Λ’α΅α΅α΅, α΅ΚΈ α΅α΅Λ£α΅ α΅α΅α΅α΅α΅α΅α΅αΆ¦αΆα΅αΆ«αΆ«ΚΈ α΅α΅ α΅α΅ α΅Κ°α΅ Λ’α΅α΅αΆ«αΆ«α΅Λ’α΅ Λ’αΆ¦αΆ»α΅β
αΆ¦ αΆα΅αΆ° α΅α΅Λ£αΆ¦α΅αΆ¦αΆ»α΅ Λ’α΅α΅α΅ α΅α΅Κ³ α΅αΆ¦Λ£α΅αΆ« α΅αΆ°α΅ αΆ¦αΆ°αΆΚ³α΅α΅Λ’α΅ α΅Κ°α΅ α΅αΆ¦αΆ αΆ αΆ¦αΆα΅αΆ«α΅ΚΈ α΅α΅ Κ³α΅α΅α΅ Λ’α΅αΆ¦α΅ Λ’α΅α΅α΅ αΆα΅α΅Λ’αΆ¦αΆ°α΅ αΆ Κ³α΅Λ’α΅Κ³α΅α΅αΆ¦α΅αΆ° α΅αΆ α΅Κ°α΅ α΅αΆ¦α΅Κ·α΅Κ³β
α΅αΆ«αΆ« α΅α΅αΆα΅α΅αΆ¦αΆ°α΅ α΅α΅Λ£αΆ¦α΅α΅α΅ α΅αΆ αΆ αΆ¦αΆαΆ¦α΅αΆ°αΆΚΈ
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Don't feel too bad after Team Liquid destroys G2
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Hey EU fans, don't feel too bad after Team Liquid absolutely destroys G2 tonight. Being the 2nd best region in the world (after North America of course) is still something to be very proud of! π
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we don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce
gf is prego
we like to get kinky anyways
one night things get particularly saucy
i'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird fucking chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights
wtf it's red everywhere and she's obviously not on her period
i look up at her, she's got a glassy, jarred look on her face and she's not answering
ohshitohshitohshitohshit
i rush her into my car and speed all the way to the hospital
she's still bleeding everywhere
by the time we get there, she's not bleeding much anymore, but all the color has drained and she looks colorless and almost transparent
oh shit, she looks like she's in a vegetative state
storm into to the emergency room, cary her to the nearest doctor and explain eveything
he takes one look at ther and says
"sir, i'm sorry, there's nothing we can do"
"WHY THE FUCK NOT???"
"we don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce"