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Look subs, I have more money than you
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[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅5̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] Look subs, I have more money than you
[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅5̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] Look subs, I have more money than you
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Classic
plebs vs subs
This endeavor of knowledge 5Head
twitchquotes:
🍷 Ah yes, I can feel my head throbbing with knowledge and wisdom as I sip upon this Sauvignon blanc. Come chatroom, who will join me in this endeavor of knowledge 🍷
🍷 Ah yes, I can feel my head throbbing with knowledge and wisdom as I sip upon this Sauvignon blanc. Come chatroom, who will join me in this endeavor of knowledge 🍷
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Classic
Avoid embarrasing incidents
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Hey chat, take it easy please. Sometimes I see the same message posted twice. Take your time to actually read chat to avoid embarrassing incidents like this. Thank you. 
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Classic
UwU sentence deterioration
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Imagine reading a post, but over the course of it the quality seems to deteriorate and it gets wose an wose, where the swenetence stwucture and gwammer rewerts to a pwoint of uttew non swence, an u jus dont wanna wead it anymwore (o´ω｀o) awd twa wol owdewl iws jus awfwul (´･ω･`)
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Weebs
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not an asexual thing
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‘not an asexual thing’. try living a day in my shoes, walking around terrified of encountering sex everywhere i go. wherever i look, parents with children, people sucking each others’ faces. it makes me and millions of other aces out there feel really attacked.
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