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[Copypasta]Malta vs Penguins
This does not change the fact that in Antarctica there are 21 million penguins and in Malta there are 502,653 inhabitants. So if the penguins decide to invade Malta, each Maltese will have to fight 42 penguins.
This does not change the fact that in Antarctica there are 21 million penguins and in Malta there are 502,653 inhabitants. So if the penguins decide to invade Malta, each Maltese will have to fight 42 penguins.
twitchquotes:ānot an asexual thingā. try living a day in my shoes, walking around terrified of encountering sex everywhere i go. wherever i look, parents with children, people sucking each othersā faces. it makes me and millions of other aces out there feel really attacked.
ānot an asexual thingā. try living a day in my shoes, walking around terrified of encountering sex everywhere i go. wherever i look, parents with children, people sucking each othersā faces. it makes me and millions of other aces out there feel really attacked.
A girl... AND a gamer?
A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO FUCK *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~
A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO FUCK *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~
Please wake up, we miss you
twitchquotes:If youāre reading this, youāve been in coma for almost 20 years now. Weāre trying a new technique. We donāt know where this message will end up in your dream, but we hope it works. Please wake up, we miss you.
If youāre reading this, youāve been in coma for almost 20 years now. Weāre trying a new technique. We donāt know where this message will end up in your dream, but we hope it works. Please wake up, we miss you.
roleplay with you as your online gf
twitchquotes:I just have seen your stream and wanted to say that I thought you were super adorable. you donāt know me at all and i know itās kinda weird. I just thought maybe itād be fun to roleplay with you as your online gf maybe? I know youāre straight. Iām a boy thatās why I was saying roleplay.. this isnāt a troll. again, I know itās really random and weird. Iām sorry. It would just be a fun online relationship - nothing serious and I could donate to you and your stream and support you and just be here
I just have seen your stream and wanted to say that I thought you were super adorable. you donāt know me at all and i know itās kinda weird. I just thought maybe itād be fun to roleplay with you as your online gf maybe? I know youāre straight. Iām a boy thatās why I was saying roleplay.. this isnāt a troll. again, I know itās really random and weird. Iām sorry. It would just be a fun online relationship - nothing serious and I could donate to you and your stream and support you and just be here
Please DO NOT buy the BTS meal if you don't stan them
Please DO NOT buy the BTS meal if you don't stan them. You're preventing the actual BTS fans who have waited for months from having the BTS meal experience. Eating the sauces without understanding their significance is literally cultural appropriation and it's not okay
Please DO NOT buy the BTS meal if you don't stan them. You're preventing the actual BTS fans who have waited for months from having the BTS meal experience. Eating the sauces without understanding their significance is literally cultural appropriation and it's not okay