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not an asexual thing
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ānot an asexual thingā. try living a day in my shoes, walking around terrified of encountering sex everywhere i go. wherever i look, parents with children, people sucking each othersā faces. it makes me and millions of other aces out there feel really attacked.
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A girl... AND a gamer?
A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO FUCK *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~
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Please wake up, we miss you
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If youāre reading this, youāve been in coma for almost 20 years now. Weāre trying a new technique. We donāt know where this message will end up in your dream, but we hope it works. Please wake up, we miss you.
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Kripp
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roleplay with you as your online gf
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I just have seen your stream and wanted to say that I thought you were super adorable. you donāt know me at all and i know itās kinda weird. I just thought maybe itād be fun to roleplay with you as your online gf maybe? I know youāre straight. Iām a boy thatās why I was saying roleplay.. this isnāt a troll. again, I know itās really random and weird. Iām sorry. It would just be a fun online relationship - nothing serious and I could donate to you and your stream and support you and just be here
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