[Copypasta] Ukrainian President asks Kripp for help

twitchquotes: ʜᴇʟʟᴏ, ᴋʀɪᴘᴘᴀʀʀɪɴᴏ, ᴛʜɪs ɪs ᴜᴋʀᴀɴɪᴀɴ ᴘʀᴇsɪᴅᴇɴᴛ ᴏʟᴇᴋsᴀɴᴅʀ ᴛᴜʀᴄʜʏɴᴏᴠɪɴᴏ. ᴏᴜʀ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴏᴘᴘʀᴇssᴇᴅ ʙʏ ʀᴜssɪᴀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴏᴜʀ ᴄɪᴛɪᴢᴇɴs ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴏʀᴀɴɢᴇ ᴊᴜɪᴄᴇ. ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ sᴇɴᴅ ᴏᴊ. ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ɴᴏ ᴀʟ ᴘᴀᴄɪɴᴏ.
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Real hardcore gamers play at least 4 games at a time

twitchquotes: ２ ｇａｍｅｓ ａｔ ｔｈｅ ｓａｍｅ ｔｉｍｅ？ ｆｉｌｔｈｙ ｃａｓｕａｌ． ｒｅａｌ ｈａｒｄｃｏｒｅ ｇａｍｅｒｓ ｐｌａｙ ａｔ ｌｅａｓｔ ４ ｇａｍｅｓ ｗｉｔｈ ｏｎｅ ｈａｎｄ ｔｉｅｄ ｂｅｈｉｎｄ ｔｈｅｉｒ ｂａｃｋ． ｓｅｒｉｏｕｓｌｙ ｋｒｉｐｐ， ｉｆ ｙｏｕ ｗａｎｔ ｔｏ ｋｅｅｐ ｙｏｕｒ ｖｉｅｗｅｒｓ ｙｏｕ ｂｅｔｔｅｒ ｓｔｅｐ ｉｔ ｕｐ． ｓｉｎｃｅｒｅｌｙ， ａ ｓｏｏｎ ｔｏ ｂｅ ｅｘ－ｋｒｉｐｐｌｅｔ
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4 streamers lived in harmony until the Trump nation attacked

twitchquotes: Kripp, Trump, Kolento, and Hafu. The 4 streamers lived in harmony then everything changed when the Trump nation attacked. Only, Kripp master of all the OJ, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he bmed.
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MagicAmy copypasta

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I dropped my notes

twitchquotes: ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ OOOPS I dropped my notes ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫
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