[Copypasta] Hardcare games like Minesweeper

twitchquotes: Kripp we are all very disappointed in you. Playing games because Blizzard will pay you? What are you? A shill now? Remember when you played hardcore games like Hearthstone, Minesweeper, or Diablo 3? Everything changed when you got a girlfriend. I'm starting to wonder if you even drink OJ anymore.
twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp
(β–€ΜΏΔΉΜ―β”œβ”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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Can you guys stop typing 'misplay'?

twitchquotes: Can you guys stop typing 'misplay'? We know Kripp is not the best player and he might be a bit slow in the head, but stop pointing out the obvious by typing 'misplay' over and over.
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

I like turtles

twitchquotes: I like turtles because they’re so chill. They don’t hurt anyone. They’re just like, β€œHey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But I’m gonna take my time getting there, I’m not in a rush. Because I’m a turtle.”
twitch chat
December 2014
Kripp

This is shit

twitchquotes: β–€β–ˆβ–€ β–ˆβ–¬β–ˆ β–ˆ β–„β–ˆβ–€ β–ˆ β–„β–ˆβ–€ β–„β–ˆβ–€ β–ˆβ–¬β–ˆ β–ˆ β–€β–ˆβ–€
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

Riding the chat elevator

twitchquotes: ( ͑↑ ΝœΚ– ͑↑) Riding the chat elevator all the way to Kripp ( ͑↑ ΝœΚ– ͑↑)
twitch chat
July 2015
Kripp

Whisper solemnly into the dark. 'kripparrian'

twitchquotes: ο½—ο½ο½‹ο½‰ο½Žο½‡ ο½“ο½•ο½„ο½„ο½…ο½Žο½Œο½™οΌŽ ｉ ο½†ο½…ο½…ο½Œ ｃｕｍ ο½‰ο½Ž ｍｙ ο½„ο½‰ο½ο½ο½…ο½’οΌŽ ｉ ο½—ο½ˆο½‰ο½“ο½ο½…ο½’ ο½“ο½ο½Œο½…ο½ο½Žο½Œο½™ ο½‰ο½Žο½”ο½ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ο½„ο½ο½’ο½‹οΌŽ 'ο½‹ο½’ο½‰ο½ο½ο½ο½’ο½’ο½‰ο½ο½ŽοΌŽ'
twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp
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