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I WIN 
I LOSE I STREAM I EAT GIMME GIMME
I LOSE I STREAM I EAT GIMME GIMME
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Kripp
I used to be a real ad
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I'm honestly considering uninstalling PUBG on PC
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(sponsored message) WOW! I love the way this game looks. The graphics are great and the framerate is perfect! I'm honestly considering uninstalling PUBG on PC and just moving over to mobile because this seems like the far superior product. Thank you Kripp for showing me this amazing new game.
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sellout
PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds
Too salty for table salt
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Kripp, when you have dinner with Reynad, do you even need table salt?
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Hello Kripp, this is your mother
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Hello kripp. This is your mother, I saw that "brofist" you just gave to one of your subscribers. Don't make me come to Athens and make you give him a better brofist. Haven't I taught you better fisting? Love always, mum
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Hello Mr. Morosan! This is the salt truck driver
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༼ ͠• ل͜ • ༽ ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴍʀ. ᴍᴏʀᴏsᴀɴ! ᴛʜɪs ɪs ᴛʜᴇ sᴀʟᴛ-ᴛʀᴜᴄᴋ-ᴅʀɪᴠᴇʀ. ɪ'ᴍ ʜᴇʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴇʟɪᴠᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴏʀᴅᴇʀ ᴏꜰ 69 ᴛᴏɴs ᴏꜰ ᴩᴜʀᴇ sᴀʟᴛ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴀᴍᴏᴜs sᴀʟᴛᴍɪɴᴇ "üʙᴇʀᴋäᴋᴇɴᴋᴏᴛᴢɴ" ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀʟᴩs. ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ'ᴅ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴏʀᴅᴇʀ ᴍᴏʀᴇ sᴀʟᴛ, ʟᴇᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴋɴᴏᴡ! ɢᴏᴏᴅʙʏᴇ sɪʀ! ༼ ͠• ل͜ • ༽
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Kripp
MY GREETINGS ResidentSleeper
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MY GREETINGS 
SHAPESHIFT SHAPESHIFT THE CIRCLE OF LIFE IS OVER PLAGUE LORD MY WINGED CHILDREN FILL THE SKIES I AM THE ESSENCE OF MAGIC
SHAPESHIFT SHAPESHIFT THE CIRCLE OF LIFE IS OVER PLAGUE LORD MY WINGED CHILDREN FILL THE SKIES I AM THE ESSENCE OF MAGIC
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