[Copypasta] When I see FeelsBadMan in chat I actually feel bad

twitchquotes: When I see FeelsBadMan in chat I actually feel bad.
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โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ Ÿโ ‹โ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ™โขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกŸโ โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃ โฃคโฃดโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃคโก€โ ˆโ ™โขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกŸโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃ†โ „โ ˆโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ โ „โ „โ „โข€โฃดโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ „โ „โขบโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก„โ „โ „โ „โ ™โ ปโ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ›โ ›โ ปโฃฟโก„โ „โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ „โ „โ  ๐Ÿ‘ โ „โขนโฃฟโก—โ „ ๐Ÿ‘ โข„โก€โฃพโข€โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ ˜โ „โ „โ „โข€โก€โ „โฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃคโฃคโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃงโขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ „โฃฐโฃฟโกฟโ Ÿโ ƒโ „โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก›โ ฟโขฟโฃฟโฃทโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก„โ ˆโ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ปโ ฟโข›โฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโ ‚โ „โขนโขนโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกโ โ „โ „โฃ โฃ€โฃ€โฃšโฃฏโฃตโฃถโ †โฃฐโ „โ žโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโก„โ „โ „โ ˆโ ›โ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโฃปโกโข โฃฟโฃŽโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ Ÿโ ›โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ™โฃ›โฃฟโฃฟโฃตโฃฟโกฟโขนโกŸโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ‹โ ‰โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃ€โฃ โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกŸโ โ นโก‡โฃธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ™โ ฟโ ฟโ ›โ ‹โ „โฃธโฃฆโฃ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ
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June 2021

Among Us / Amogus

I sexually identify as an Attack Helicopter

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm *** retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
November 2014

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Pepe / Feels Bad Man

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October 2016

Pepe

The year is 2030. The AOC is now the Supreme Emperor of the United States and the Americas

The year is 2030. The AOC is now the Supreme Emperor of the United States and the Americas, and has successfully executed her forced feminization program, converting 72% of the us male population into women, the remaining 28% either existing peacefully as femboy subs or have fled the country, if they're lucky. All references to Dr. Seuss, Mr. Potatohead, and other such martyrs and thoughtcrimes will lead to prompt and inevitable cancellation by means of Jewish space laser. All statues of white people have been torn down and replaced with statues of AOC alongside Mao Zedong and Che Guevara, and the public has thus collectively forgotten about Robert E. Lee. The constitution has its 28th amendment, codifying mandatory cock and ball torture for all penis-having citizens no less than twice a week. It is illegal to say "Merry Christmas". Heterosexual relationships are strictly forbidden. Attack Helicopter, with pronouns brr/brrs, is a gender recognized on the official list of 93. The police have been almost entirely defunded, nationally having an annual budget of $5.30, enough for a single Big Mac Combo Meal. There is a new arm of the state, namely the "rape police" whose sole duty is functionally a secret task force to ensure all consent is affirmative and enthusiastic. All citizens must pledge allegiance to the LGBTQIA+ rainbow flag and swear oaths on White Fragility by Robin DiAngelo. All g*mers have been deported. Mexico is now the 53rd state, behind Puerto Rico and Washington DC. All bathrooms are gender-neutral. Marxism, the theory proposing the government do a lot of things, has become the official state ideology, including mandatory education on critical race theory beginning in pre-K. White people are second class citizens, guilty of being white, and all white people must publicly apologize on the behalf of their race as a coming-of-age ceremony at the beginning of pubescence. Facts now care about feelings. We will no longer be subjugated by AOC and her inner party, the Squad. The Culture War is not over. We will not be cancelled. We are the resistaโ€” radio static
March 2021

Hungrybox is in need of a MAJOR comeback!

twitchquotes: Hungrybox is in need of a MAJOR comeback! I got you, son! Mom? hit noises ding Yes! Amazing! A surprise save from Hungryboxโ€™sโ€ฆ.mother? Your moves were a little bit off son, you must be hungry. Fuel up on Campbellโ€™sยฎ Chunkyยฎ Soup. Thanks Mom. Now, letโ€™s smash this noob!
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