[Copypasta] People Who Fake Disorders Be Like

Creepy The Impostor is Sus

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July 2021

Among Us / Amogus

Hey Kripp, it’s me Jimmy from high school

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp, it’s me Jimmy from high school. Its so cool to see you streaming on Twitch. Me and Dustin really miss you. The cheerleading team is nothing without you. And remember that kiss you and I shared in the back of the bus? Those were some good times. We should definitely hook up again XOXO

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April 2018

Kripp

Classic

Tanner from High School

Saying that the Easter Bunny does not orgasm with every egg laid is considered blasphemy and grounds for excommunication from the Church.

Weird fact: the Easter Bunny was the source of a significant amount of theological debate during the 1200's, as Catholic philosophers debated why God would create a creature in a constant state of labor (and thus suffering). The Catholic Church ultimately resolved this question by declaring that the Easter Bunny orgasmed every time it laid it an egg (which it was doing constantly). This is now codified in Canon Law (the legal code of the Catholic Church and much of Europe in the pre-modern era) and saying that the Easter Bunny does not orgasm with every egg laid is considered blasphemy and grounds for excommunication from the Church.

April 2022

Holiday

Easter

God of War Kratos

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September 2021

Jack Ma goes missing

Jack Ma is making poop emoji pillows in a factory now 11 hours a day and you guys are making jokes about him 😔

January 2021

[Copypasta] People Who Fake Disorders Be Like

Creepy The Impostor is Sus

Among Us / Amogus

Hey Kripp, it’s me Jimmy from high school

Classic

Tanner from High School

Saying that the Easter Bunny does not orgasm with every egg laid is considered blasphemy and grounds for excommunication from the Church.

Holiday

Easter

God of War Kratos

Jack Ma goes missing

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