Red is the color of blood and thatβs offensive and scary. Please refrain from using or ever mentioning the color red, as that is a trigger for me.
A trigger of what you ask? One of my 20 disorders. ADHD, DID, Tourettes, OCD, anxiety, BPD, depression, OSDD, PTSD, Obesity, CPTSD, schizophrenia, psychosis, anorexia, and many many more.
Prove it? Oh, let me switch real fast
tics and throws phone across room OwO h-h-helloβ¦ this is Dream πΎ (he/they) (5 years old) (trauma holder) uwu. You were just speaking to Zayπ₯ (they/them) (22 years old) (Leader of the system) OwO do you be-be-believe me now? Sorry for the stutter, I was born with it π€ͺππ₯Έππ₯Έ
*switches back to Zayπ₯ (They/them) (22 years old) (leader of the system) I told you π but you didnβt believe me. Just wait to be canceled by all the Twitter users. Twitter, do your thing π
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Kripparian here with VEGAN FACTS
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Hi guys Kripp here with VEGAN FACTS! Did you know that milk is literally !Worse Than Hitler! and also killed many people during the Twitch Chat-ocaust in the 1940's? If you drink milk your bones will be as frail as Reynad's Rag RNG and you'll basically be Leifman's brother. Well, that's all for today's vegan facts! Bye guys! BRO FIST!!
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Kripp
NAXXRAMAS expansion has been UNRELEASED
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ATTENTION: The NAXXRAMAS expansion has been UNRELEASED in order to make room for the Gnomes Vs. Goblins expansion. We apologize for any dongers raised by this message.
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Trump
Eggplants appear after every word
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Guys π I π Was π On π Pornhub π And π I π Clicked π On π A π Link π That π Said π Local π Milfs π In π My π Area π And π Now π Eggplants π Appear π After π Every π Word π . π What π Do π I π Do π? π
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The Ghost of Gaming Future
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The Ghost of Gaming Future shows Kripp a nice house in the Toronto suburbs. Inside, Kripp, Rania and their sons are happily gaming as a family. "This isn't so bad," says Kripp. "Look closer," speaks the Ghost. Kripp looks in horror to see his sons are using tablets and playing browser cash-shop games. "This is your future Casualarrian."
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Kripp
Our dongers will never lower
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OUR BULLETS WILL ANNIHILATE YOU β γ€: β’Μ β β’Μ : β-οΈ»β¦Μ΅βββ€β OUR BLADES WILL PIERCE YOUR SKIN αΰ² o ΰ² )Β€=[]:::::> OUR BEASTS WILL RIP YOU APART ੧㳠ˡ ΰ² α΄₯ ΰ² Λ΅ γ΅γβ. OUR WIZARDS WILL CURSE YOU FOR ETERNITY ΰΌΌβ©ΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½γ€ββοΎ.*ο½₯ο½‘οΎ AND OUR DONGERS WILL NEVER LOWER
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