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Hello Michael, this is your mother. I write here to inform you that your father and I do not approve of your timewaste playing childrens game for the internet. Therefor we are sending you to India to marry your beautiful cousin Venkatanarasimharajuvaripeta and work as a train conductor..
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imaqtpie
I-I hate to point this out mr qtpie b-but you appear to be a boosted bonobo 
I really appreciate your honorable try to create awarness of the many homeless people in the USA. But one thing, dressing up as one is a little bit to much, isn't it?
's or ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽'s to keep your chat up to company standards. Thank you for your time.