[Copypasta] Darshan the mashtomp

Red powder found on Summoner's Rift

twitchquotes: Imaqtpie's games were delayed today after a red powder was found on the rift. After analysis, Rioters determined the red substance, unknown to Imaqtpie, was the remnants of an enemy nexus. Games resumed after Rioters decided Imaqtpie was unlikely to encounter the substance again.

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August 2015

imaqtpie

League of Legends

Hello Michael Santana, this is your local tax officer

twitchquotes: Hello Michael Santana, this is your local tax officer. Your last reply as to why you haven't paid your taxes is unnacceptable. "I'll check it out later" and "You know how I get down" are NOT valid excuses. We are sending our men over RIGHT NOW to start repossessing your house.

twitch chat

November 2016

imaqtpie

༼ つ _ ༽つGreetings twitch chat

twitchquotes: ༼ つ _ ༽つGreetings twitch chat, at midnight i will celebrate halloween by killing people who didn't Copy pastarino this message. Do it now or you will be dead at 00:00. Copy pastarino NOW or Rip in peperoni's.༼ つ _ ༽つ

twitch chat

October 2014

imaqtpie

ResidentSleeper I'm so fucking strong right now

twitchquotes: ResidentSleeper

I'm so fucking strong right now ResidentSleeper

I really want to fight this ResidentSleeper

Wait that actually killed me? ResidentSleeper

Holy shit I played that so bad ResidentSleeper

twitch chat

April 2018

imaqtpie

Darshan the mashtomp

twitchquotes: HELLO cutie it's Darshan the mashtomp and i want to get back into DIG. Even though I don't eat meat i will gladly suck yours for us to DUO REUNITE. I will even get scarra "gragas" wukong to join. Love, Darshan marshan of the il larshan kaperino no fettuchini pastrino

twitch chat

December 2014

imaqtpie

[Copypasta] Darshan the mashtomp

Red powder found on Summoner's Rift

League of Legends

Hello Michael Santana, this is your local tax officer

༼ つ _ ༽つGreetings twitch chat

ResidentSleeper I'm so fucking strong right now

Darshan the mashtomp

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