[Copypasta] Stop getting played like a fiddle, chat!

twitchquotes: Oh my god, why do you losers care so much about these streamers and emotes and bits and stuff? You act like streamers are close friends of yours or something, but they're just manipulating you to give them money and attention. Stop getting played like a fiddle, chat! Go out and live your own damn life instead of watching someone else play video games while copy and pasting pointless blocks of text!
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May 2019
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This guy's hop is CRAZY

twitchquotes: This guy's hop is CRAZY OSFrog . My croak can't compete against a ribbit like that OSFrog . He lived in the correct swamp OSFrog . He needed precisely those two lily pads to beat me OSFrog . There were no flies I could catch OSFrog . He had the perfect tadpole OSFrog.
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July 2015
Kripp

This message legally certifies that I was here

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February 2022

PepegaEZ

โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ฐโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃถโ ถโ คโ „โ „โฃถโฃถโฃคโฃ€โฃ€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโ ปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฐโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃถโฃฌโ โ ปโขฏโฃฅโฃถโฃถโ „โฃ€โก€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกŸโฃซโ ถโฃšโฃ“โฃ’โ Œโข›โกตโข‹โฃตโ ถโขฆโก€โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โข โข’โฃ‰โฃ‘โ ขโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกŸโขฉโฃพโฃฟโกฟโ ›โขฟโฃฎโ ฑโฃฟโฃฟโ  โก„โ นโก„โ  โ ค โ „โ „โ „โ „โขปโฃฏโฃถโฃฟโฃฟโฃฆโฃ™โ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ †โ ‹โ ‰โ „โ „โ „โข โก„โ „โ ‰โ „โ โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โข€โฃคโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃโฃญโฃญโฃฟโฃฟโก†โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ผโฃ…โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃ  โ บโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขŸโฃตโกฟโขฟโฃทโฃฎโกปโขฟโฃทโฃฆโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃตโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฎโฃปโกฟโ ถโฃšโ ”โ „ โ „โ ˆโ ปโฃฟโขธโฃฟโก•โฃทโฃฌโกปโขฟโฃทโฃฌโฃ›โ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโฃ›โฃซโฃฅโ ถโ ›โ โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโ โ ปโขฟโฃฎโก‰โ ‰โ “โ ถโฃฎโฃญโฃ›โฃ›โฃ›โฃ›โฃ›โ ›โ ›โ ‰โ ‰โ „โฃฐโกฟโ โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโ ‰โ “โ ’โ  โฃ„โฃ‰โฃ™โฃ›โฃ›โฃ‹โฃโฃ โ คโ ดโ –โขŸโกโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃจโฃญโฃญโ ตโ ถโ ’โ ‰โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโ ‘โ ขโก„โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โขฐโฃทโฃถโ ถโฃซโฃผโฃฆโก„โ „โ „โ „โ „โกดโ ‹โ „โ „โ „
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November 2021

Pepe

Do you guys mind not spamming the chat so much?

twitchquotes: ๐”ป๐•  ๐•ช๐• ๐•ฆ ๐•˜๐•ฆ๐•ช๐•ค ๐•ž๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•• ๐•Ÿ๐• ๐•ฅ ๐•ค๐•ก๐•’๐•ž๐•ž๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜ ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•– ๐•”๐•™๐•’๐•ฅ ๐•ค๐•  ๐•ž๐•ฆ๐•”๐•™? ๐•€'๐•ž ๐•ฃ๐•–๐•’๐•๐•๐•ช ๐•ฅ๐•ฃ๐•ช๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜ ๐•ฅ๐•  ๐•ก๐•’๐•ช ๐•’๐•ฅ๐•ฅ๐•–๐•Ÿ๐•ฅ๐•š๐• ๐•Ÿ ๐•ฅ๐•  ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•– ๐•ค๐•ฅ๐•ฃ๐•–๐•’๐•ž ๐•’๐•Ÿ๐•• ๐•ช๐• ๐•ฆ ๐•˜๐•ฆ๐•ช๐•ค ๐•’๐•ฃ๐•– ๐••๐•š๐•ค๐•ฅ๐•ฃ๐•’๐•”๐•ฅ๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜ ๐•ž๐•–. ๐•€๐•— ๐•ช๐• ๐•ฆ ๐•˜๐•ฆ๐•ช๐•ค ๐•ฃ๐•–๐•’๐•๐•๐•ช ๐•”๐•’๐•ฃ๐•–๐•• ๐•’๐•“๐• ๐•ฆ๐•ฅ ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•– ๐•ข๐•ฆ๐•’๐•๐•š๐•ฅ๐•ช ๐• ๐•— ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•– ๐•ค๐•ฅ๐•ฃ๐•–๐•’๐•ž ๐• ๐•ฃ ๐•„๐• ๐• ๐•Ÿ ๐•™๐•š๐•ž๐•ค๐•–๐•๐•— ๐•ช๐• ๐•ฆ ๐•จ๐• ๐•ฆ๐•๐•• ๐•ค๐•ฅ๐• ๐•ก ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•– ๐•ค๐•ก๐•’๐•ž๐•ž๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜ ๐•’๐•Ÿ๐•• ๐•”๐• ๐•ก๐•ช๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜ ๐•’๐•Ÿ๐•• ๐•ก๐•’๐•ค๐•ฅ๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜. ๐”พ๐• ๐••, ๐•€ ๐•ค๐•จ๐•–๐•’๐•ฃ ๐•ช๐• ๐•ฆ ๐•˜๐•ฆ๐•ช๐•ค ๐•’๐•ฃ๐•– ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•– ๐•จ๐• ๐•ฃ๐•ค๐•ฅ ๐•ก๐•’๐•ฃ๐•ฅ ๐• ๐•— ๐•ฅ๐•จ๐•š๐•ฅ๐•”๐•™. โ„‚๐• ๐•ฆ๐•๐••๐•Ÿ'๐•ฅ ๐•ช๐• ๐•ฆ ๐•›๐•ฆ๐•ค๐•ฅ ๐•ฅ๐•ฃ๐•ช ๐•ฅ๐•  ๐•“๐•– ๐•ž๐•’๐•ฅ๐•ฆ๐•ฃ๐•– ๐•—๐• ๐•ฃ ๐• ๐•Ÿ๐•”๐•– ๐•š๐•Ÿ ๐•ช๐• ๐•ฆ๐•ฃ ๐•๐•š๐•—๐•–?
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February 2018
MOONMOON

Don't use the "F word" on the trade floor

Just heard an employee use the โ€œF wordโ€ on the trade floor, and immediately fired them. Maybe other funds will tolerate that kind of language, but donโ€™t you dare talk about Fundamentals here.
January 2021

WallStreetBets

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