Mark, let me tell you something. Pay close attention to the text that I am about to write.
An average human body has about 38 trillion cells. In each of these cells there is a spiral helix of DNA that, if stretched to its maximum, is about two meters long. DNA is one of the densest stores of information on the planet: a single gram of DNA stores about 700 terabytes of information. If we stretched out the 76 trillion meters of DNA in my body and recorded, character by character, the word "Hate" over and over and over again, this pile of information could not store the tiniest fraction of a trillionth of the hatred that I feel for you right now. Every drop of blood in my body cries out for your death. My very soul writhes in disgust. Your mere existence is a blasphemy and an affront to every possible virtue and quality that any rational being can possess. You are a deception to Satan himself.
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I microwaved my jizz again.
Help me gumpy I fucked up. I was jerking off to my Sylveon plushie and decided to put it in the microwave but I left it in too long and burned the jizz and the plushie. Now the whole house fucking stinks and when my parents come home tomorrow from vacation they are going to know I microwaved my jizz again. Last time this happened I had to go to counseling and I gained like 50 lbs. I really don't want to go back on medicine. How the fuck do I get rid of the smell it is in the carpets and sofa. It smells like burned hair and plastic.
OMG you're so FUNNY so quirky
ππOMG π youβre so FUNNY π€£ π€£ so quirky ππ π€ͺ so different π€©absolute crackhead energy π€ͺπ€ͺ comedic geniusπ§ π I literally canβt β breathe π iβm crying dude ππ that was so hilarious π u really got the whole squad laughing π¨βπ©βπ§βπ¦ππ©βπ©βπ¦βπ¦ππ¨βπ¨βπ§βπ¦ high IQ comedy π§ π§ howβd you come up with that π§π really original work π never seen π or heard π anything like that before π π π great π job ππ keep up the funnies ππ€£π i love you π π youβre my inspiration π€©π€©π€© if only i were as funny π or smart π€ or cool π as you π but its whatever Iβll continue to watch πππ your content π₯π€³ because it βNEVER EVERβ fails to make me laugh ππ thank you π for existing π and doing what you do β€οΈβ€οΈ
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God I wish Winston was real
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God I wish Winston was real. I want him to sit on my face with his furry ass. I want him to yell "THE POWER OF SCIENCE" as he thrusts into me. I want him to spam "OH YEAH" when we're finished. God if Blizzard made life-sized cutouts of Winston I would buy them all for myself and keep them in my basement for my pleasure. God I wish Winston was real.
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weedie-chan
h-hewwo...owunce of weed pwease >///< arigato... dealer-kun puts weedie-chan in bong and inhales waaah!! (β―β§β½β§)β― daisuki cannabis desu~! (^ Ο ^ )uwaaa! weedie-chan i feel so kimochi!!(γΒ°ΟΒ°γ) hehe~ ur deep inside me now x3
