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SCANNING FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE ASKED
๐จ SCANNING ๐ฝ FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE ASKED ๐จ
25% COMPLETE ๐
50% COMPLETE ๐
75% COMPLETE ๐
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THIS SCAN HAS FOUND โ NO โ PERSON(S) WITHIN A 1000 KM RADIUS WHO ASKED.
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I sexually identify as a Minecraft creeper
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I sexually identify as a Minecraft creeper. Ever since I was a child I dreamed of stalking people in the dead of the night, making an erotic hissing noise, and then spewing my particles all over them. People say to me that a person being a monster in a dying Swedish pixel game is impossible and Iโm more autistic than a Fortnite default, but I donโt care, Iโm beautiful. Iโm having a doctor fill me with gunpowder and implementing green and black pigments into my skin. From now on I want you guys to call me "Creepus Explodusโ and respect my right to appear on retarded children's backpacks and sweaters. If you canโt accept me youโre a mob-phobe and need to check your entity privilege. Thank you all for being so understanding.
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Oh god I want xqc so bad
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Oh god I want xqc so bad ๐ฉ ๐ฆ he's so smart ๐ค ๐ and cute ๐ ๐ I would take him to my apartment and kiss him ๐ ๐ lick him ๐
๐ and finger him 
๐ I would fuck him ๐ ๐ฆ then I'd get him pregnant ๐คฐ ๐ถ and we'd raise our own little baby ๐จ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ฆ and play fortnite with him ๐ฎ โจ๏ธ xd
๐ I would fuck him ๐ ๐ฆ then I'd get him pregnant ๐คฐ ๐ถ and we'd raise our own little baby ๐จ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ฆ and play fortnite with him ๐ฎ โจ๏ธ xd
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I'm jealous of Kripp's gangsta lifestyle
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