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Reynad's peak performance in salt manufacturing
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Hello Reynad I am Terry Davison from the Texas Salt making factory. Our buisness would like to invest in your salt revenues as we have sensed a peak performance. Pls no pepper.
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Why isn't NA in Worlds?
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Hey guys Iβm new here. But isnβt this a Worldwide league of legends championship? I think Itβs really unfair that there arenβt any NA teams, why isnβt such a huge, skilled, representative portion of the playerbase not participating?
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I hate British people
Lame ass British motherfucking broken teeth tea drinking small country weird accent monocle top hat wearer bitchass motherfuckers with their poor hygiene and dental care and a shitty bitchass old ass motherfucking queen that was alive during the fucking Boston tea party just to say βOH WHAT BLOODY WANKERSβ towards the Americans who made the smart ass decision to throw their dumbass motherfucking tea into the fucking BOSTON HARBOR then say βsee youβ and get the fuck out and start a new nation and shit cause they couldnβt tolerate people who put the letter βuβ into the word color and call cookies fucking BISCUTS, the British cant even see straight with their crossed-ass eyes and their messed up teeth and EVERYTIME they take a bite atleast 8 of their teeth on their crooked-ass jaws are shoved into their tongues and the top of their worthless ass bitchass motherfucking mouths and then, with a mouth full of blood, theyβll say βOH HOW FUCKING SCRUMPTIOUSβ like shut the fuck up bitch no one wants to hear your accent that sounds worse than motherfucking nails on a chalkboard. Just. SHUT. THE FUCK. UP. Lameass wankers.
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