twitchquotes:
Hey guys, [streamer] has partnered with Twitch to help spread awareness about COVID-19. Hold Ctrl and type wash ur hands to earn 100 bits!
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I used to be a real ad
More Copypastas
Hello Chat! I like attention
twitchquotes:
Hello Chat! My name is Attention Whore. I only speak in large paragraphs or spam in short messages all in caps. I will consistently spam profanity almost in an attempt to find the boundaries of what is a bannable offense. Please yell at me and give me all your attention. Thank you for understanding and don't copy and paste this 
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Todd Howard Fallout 76 announcement
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Hey, gamers. It's me, Todd Howard with an important announcement. Fallout 76 was all an early April Fools' joke. To help us release the REAL game, Fallout: New Vegas 2, all I need is your credit card number, the expiration month and year, and the three digits on the back.
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I have evidence. No u
purple: IT'S RED! I HAVE EVIDENCE!
red: Purple sus ngl.
purple: no u
red: ...
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤred was not an impostor.
Among Us / Amogus
im such a nice guy, i deserve a girlfriend
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im such a nice guy, i deserve a girlfriend, yesterday i always commented how nice poki looked instead of making weird sexual comments like the weridos there
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Simps
Thomas the Tank Engine
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