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Hey guys, [streamer] has partnered with Twitch to help spread awareness about COVID-19. Hold Ctrl and type wash ur hands to earn 100 bits!
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(āĢæĹĢÆāā¬ā“ā¬ā“ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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This is Noah Legerino, CEO of Never Legend Incorporated
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Hello Kripparino, this is Noah Legerino, CEO of Never Legend IncorporatedĀ©. As you may already know, we are requiring you to change your Twitch name to hl_kripp (has legend) as you no longer are a "never legend". This was stated in the contract you signed under section 6 article 9 paragraph 420. This is to be enforced immediately.
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Twitch chat isnāt that dumb
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Twitch chat isnāt that dumb. They donāt just copy paste anything. Believe it or not, most people in chat have functioning brains. Watch, no one in chat will repost this message.
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Shia LaBeouf "Just Do It"
DO IT, just DO IT! Donāt let your dreams be dreams. Yesterday, you said tomorrow. So just. DO IT! Make. your dreams. COME TRUE! Justā¦ do it! Some people dream of success, while youāre gonna wake up and work HARD at it! NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE!You should get to the point where anyone else would quit, and youāre not gonna stop there. NO! What are you waiting for? ā¦ DO IT! Justā¦ DO IT! Yes you can! Just do it! If youāre tired of starting over, stop. giving. up.
It's seen as a bit of skillfull fun
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When Kripp gets a good topdeck, its seen as a bit of skillful fun. BUT when his opponent topdecks precisely the only card that can beat him, and there's nothing Kripp can do, together with a CRAZY deck that his deck can't win against, hes called lucky?
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Kripp
If the human body is 75% water...
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If the human body is 75% water, how can you be 100% salt? 
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