[Copypasta] the earth is actually a dome

the reality is that the truth is probably somewhere in the middle. just like the flat earth debate, the truth is in the middle. the earth is not round nor purely flat; it is a dome
October 2021
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Cathie Wood owns 100% of palantir and 110% of Tesla

December 2021. Cathie Wood owns 100% of palantir and 110% of Tesla (Elon Musk invented a more efficient form of security). ARK ETFs are trading at minimum $1,000 a share and investors are signing 10-year pledges just for the privilege. I log on to my Tesla taxi app and order a car. A vintage Roadster pulls up with EDM playing at a tasteful volume. "Where to, King?" asks the anime girl on the console. "You know where", I reply. Palantir knows. We both laugh and the car takes off to Wendys.
March 2021

WallStreetBets

NOW RISE, DARTH DONGER

twitchquotes: ΰΌΌ Ν‘ΰΌΌΩ„ΝœΰΌ½ΰΌ½ NOW RISE, DARTH DONGER. /{β–€η›Šβ–€}\ Where is Reynad? Is he okay? ΰΌΌ Ν‘ΰΌΌ Μ―Κ–ΰΌ½ΰΌ½ It seems in your Spam, you killed him. /{β–€η›Šβ–€}\ What!? HE WAS ALIVE! I FELT IT. Noooooooooooo! ΰΌΌ Ν‘ΰΌΌΩ„ΝœΰΌ½ΰΌ½
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September 2015
Reynad

Seagull

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December 2015
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Only the chosen one can fist both asses

twitchquotes: (β€ΏΛ β€Ώ) _(β€ΏΛ β€Ώ) only the chosen one can fist both asses. ⎝ Kreygasm ⎠
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June 2016

OMEGALUL

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