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[Copypasta]NEVER, EVER THREATEN THE UNITED STATES AGAIN
twitchquotes:To Iranian President Rouhani: NEVER, EVER THREATEN THE UNITED STATES AGAIN OR YOU WILL SUFFER CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAVE EVER SUFFERED BEFORE. WE ARE NO LONGER A COUNTRY THAT WILL STAND FOR YOUR DEMENTED WORDS OF VIOLENCE & DEATH. BE CAUTIOUS!
To Iranian President Rouhani: NEVER, EVER THREATEN THE UNITED STATES AGAIN OR YOU WILL SUFFER CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAVE EVER SUFFERED BEFORE. WE ARE NO LONGER A COUNTRY THAT WILL STAND FOR YOUR DEMENTED WORDS OF VIOLENCE & DEATH. BE CAUTIOUS!
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Trump nuclear ramble
Look, having nuclearโmy uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart โyou know, if youโre a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say Iโm one of the smartest people anywhere in the worldโitโs true!โbut when youโre a conservative Republican they tryโoh, do they do a numberโthatโs why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortuneโyou know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because weโre a little disadvantagedโbut you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers meโit would have been so easy, and itโs not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of whatโs going to happen and he was rightโwho would have thought?), but when you look at whatโs going on with the four prisonersโnow it used to be three, now itโs fourโbut when it was three and even now, I would have said itโs all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they donโt, they havenโt figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, itโs gonna take them about another 150 yearsโbut the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.
Look, having nuclearโmy uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart โyou know, if youโre a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say Iโm one of the smartest people anywhere in the worldโitโs true!โbut when youโre a conservative Republican they tryโoh, do they do a numberโthatโs why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortuneโyou know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because weโre a little disadvantagedโbut you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers meโit would have been so easy, and itโs not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of whatโs going to happen and he was rightโwho would have thought?), but when you look at whatโs going on with the four prisonersโnow it used to be three, now itโs fourโbut when it was three and even now, I would have said itโs all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they donโt, they havenโt figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, itโs gonna take them about another 150 yearsโbut the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.
Am I the asshole for dropping my 6 year old son at an orphanage for his inability to trade options?
This started about 4 years ago when my son was 2 years old. I started to supplement his picture books and cartoons with beginner options books and Martin Shkerli's live videos on how to pick pharmaceutical stocks. Over the course of these years I feel like he has retained absolutely nothing even though I have spent every waking minute trying to make him understand. I have done almost everything that I have thought of including having Jerome Powell's speeches play while he is sleeping and only having Warren Buffet on the TV to try and make him understand the market. I felt as though I got to a breaking point when he couldn't differentiate between a straddle and a strangle even though we we went through different strategies for almost a month straight. I finally convinced my wife that we were doing the right thing when I said that he will soon be a Wendy's worker begging his wife's husband for a weekly allowance because he will never amount to be anything. I couldn't fathom raising a kid who was not able to able to make a profit from trading options by the time he was 10. With all that said if anyone wants a 6 year old child who is shitty at market strategy check out Eternal Sunny Orphanage in Omaha, Nebraska and maybe your luck will be better than mine with him.
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This guy's veganism is CRAZY!
twitchquotes:โ This guy's veganism is CRAZY!โ โ โMy vegetables can't win against fruits like thatโ โ "He needed PRECISELY those two cucumbers to win" โ โHe bought the only tomato that could beat meโ โ "He had the perfect eggplants โ โThere was nothing I could cookโ โ โI ate that perfectlyโ
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