[Copypasta] NEVER, EVER THREATEN THE UNITED STATES AGAIN

twitchquotes: To Iranian President Rouhani: NEVER, EVER THREATEN THE UNITED STATES AGAIN OR YOU WILL SUFFER CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAVE EVER SUFFERED BEFORE. WE ARE NO LONGER A COUNTRY THAT WILL STAND FOR YOUR DEMENTED WORDS OF VIOLENCE & DEATH. BE CAUTIOUS!
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July 2018
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This is the 12-0 Police, you're coming with... nevermind

twitchquotes: (炭路炭墓摊路炭 炭) This is the 12-0 Police, you're coming with ... Nevermind wrong person. (路炭墓摊路炭 炭)
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Came on the spider to kill it

twitchquotes: 馃暦I馃暦was馃暦masturbating馃暦one馃暦time馃暦but馃暦then馃暦I馃暦saw馃暦a馃暦spider馃暦and馃暦it馃暦freaked馃暦me馃暦out馃暦so馃暦I馃暦came馃暦on馃暦the馃暦spider馃暦in馃暦order馃暦to馃暦kill馃暦it馃暦
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Ninja Mixer announcement

twitchquotes: I know this may come as a shock to many of you, but, as of today, i will be streaming exclusively on Mixer. I know, i know, it's exciting. You know, i feel like this is a really good chance to get back in touch with my roots, and really remember why i fell in love with streaming in the first place.
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You think it鈥檚 funny to take screenshots of people鈥檚 NFTs, huh?

You think it鈥檚 funny to take screenshots of people鈥檚 NFTs, huh? You must be a very immature person to steal someone鈥檚 property that they PAID for. Yeah, I said it. You鈥檙e the kind of person who thinks that property theft (a seriously illegal offence) is a joke. I don鈥檛 even know why you took that screenshot, because you didn鈥檛 pay 1000 dollars for it. I did. The blockchain doesn鈥檛 lie. Even if you try to save it, it鈥檚 my property. You鈥檙e just angry that you couldn鈥檛 afford this priceless masterpiece. Even if you could, your fingers couldn鈥檛 even click fast enough to get one of the 10000 NFTs sold. You鈥檙e just mad you don鈥檛 own what I own. So, delete that screenshot, or I swear, you鈥檒l be hearing from my lawyers.
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Mr Michael Santana, this is your German teacher

twitchquotes: Mr Michael Santana, this is your German teacher. I am very disappoint in your German speaking abilities. I request that you repeat zu words: Blauschimmelk盲se, Kachelofen, Ziegeneutermilch and Schachspielzug three times a day for the next month.
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