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Dennis in a time machine

twitchquotes: The year is 1945. “Dennis,” Kripp speaks breathlessly into the night. “Get back to the time machine. We have what we need here.” A foul smirk plays upon his lips as he pockets a top-secret Nazi folder marked “Top Deck.” Lightning flashes and thunder crashes far across the German mountains. “We will see who says "Salt" now,” he says….

twitch chat

November 2014

Kripp

didn't expect to queue into you this game

twitchquotes: oh hey toast, didn't expect to queue into you this game haha so random! i'm actually streaming rn as well on my stream at twitchtv/xxxxxx maybe you can host me

no big deal if not. enjoy your content! i'm streaming atm so check me out!

twitch chat

August 2019

DisguisedToast

Teamfight Tactics

Hi Tyler i'm Adam, Macaiyla's Ex Boyfriend

twitchquotes: Hi Tyler i'm Adam, Macaiyla's Ex Boyfriend. I dont know why she choosed a 5´6 peanut looking guy over me (Im a 6´7 College athlete and i bench press 500 pounds) but im glad she came around a good fella like you. Remember she like watching at sunsets and reciving chin kisses! Have a good one Buddy!

twitch chat

October 2018

Tyler1

I'm a 13 year old atheist

twitchquotes: I'm a 13 year old atheist and it's funny seeing the 'minds' in twitch chat entertained by a children's videogame lmao. Whenever you idiots "Pog Champ" or "OMEGA LUL", I am studying the works of Plato, Sun Tzu, Richard and Mortimer etc. and expanding my knowledge. Guess who will have the better job in 10 years?

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April 2018

We truly do live in a society

twitchquotes: I only have Joker art, because I'm so oppressed by society

I'm a fucking chad, me and joker are practically the same person, I relate to him so much. We both hate society and people. We both want to see the world burn. And we both think all women are lying bitches, no this is not because I don't have a gf, they all think me living in my mom's basement at 30 is cute! >:( We truly do live in a society.

twitch chat

July 2020

Kripp nudes leaked online

twitch chat

September 2014

Kripp

Artosis is glad Kripp is a sellout like him

twitchquotes: ＷＥＬＬＭＥＴＫＲＩＰＰ，ＩＴ＇ＳＭＥＡＲＴＯＳＩＳ．Ｉ＇ＭＧＬＡＤＹＯＵ＇ＲＥＪＯＩＮＩＮＧＴＨＥＷＡＹＯＦＴＨＥＳＥＬＬＯＵＴ．ＣＯＮＴＩＮＵＥＢＥＩＮＧＡＣＡＳＵＡＬＳＥＬＬＯＵＴＬＩＫＥＭＥＡＮＤＹＯＵ＇ＬＬＧＲＯＷＩＮＴＯＡＪＥＷＮＯＳＥＤＧＡＭＥＲＪＡＣＫＥＴＳＥＬＬＯＵＴ

twitch chat

April 2014

Kripp

Kripp's mods put Stalin to shame

twitchquotes: ☭ ☭ ☭ ☭ Nᴏsᴛʀᴏᴠʏᴀ Kʀɪᴘᴘ, Tʜɪs ɪs Cᴏᴍʀᴀᴅᴇ Sᴛᴀʟɪɴ ᴄᴀʟʟɪɴɢ ғʀᴏᴍ 1952. I ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛ I ᴡᴀs ᴅᴏɪɴɢ ᴡᴇʟʟ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍʏ Gʀᴇᴀᴛ Pᴜʀɢᴇ, ʙᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴏᴅs ᴘᴜᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ sʜᴀᴍᴇ. I'ᴅ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇᴄʀᴜɪᴛ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴛᴏ ʀᴜɴ ᴍʏ ɢᴜʟᴀɢs. Bᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ Rᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴀɴ Dᴇᴀᴅ ☭ ☭☭ ☭

twitch chat

June 2014

Kripp

With Intel Core i7, hes just getting started

twitchquotes: Think he cant clutch through a smoke while recording in full resolution and streaming the play to the world? Watch this. Think u cant get famous in a flash like become your own meme famous? Watch this. Think hes been there, done that? With Intel Core i7, hes just getting started.

twitch chat

April 2019

99% of y'all don't know what people going through

twitchquotes: R.I.P to that girl you called a slut in class today, she was a virgin. the pregnant girl walking down the street, she got raped. the boy you called lame he has to work to support his family. the girl you pushed down the other day, she's already being abused at home. the girl you called fat, she's starving herself. the boy you made fun of for crying, his mother is dying. think you know them? You have no idea... Guess what? 99% of y'all don't know what people going through

twitch chat

January 2019

Keep spamming, while I succeed in life

twitchquotes: Since my IQ is quite above the average, I will not be joining this spamming festival. I know you would not understand it, just like you dont understand why I have a good job, and big library. Keep spamming, while I succeed in life

twitch chat

October 2020

Arena wins and donger size

twitch chat

March 2014

Reynad

For every copy paste I will pushup

twitchquotes: 💪 for 💪 every 💪 copy/paste 💪 I 💪 will 💪 do 💪 1 💪 pushup 💪

twitch chat

September 2017

If your girlfriend cheats on you

twitchquotes: If your girlfriend cheats on you, you need to understand that you lacked something that made her cheat, so instead of leaving her for another girl, find out the error in yourself, apologise to her and be a Better man. ✌

twitch chat

June 2019

I'm buysexual

I’m buysexual, sometimes I’m a top (when I buy) and sometimes a bottom (when I sell)

December 2020

WallStreetBets

Shooting a donger

twitchquotes: (⌐ ͡■ ͜ʖ ͡■) ︻╦̵══╤─ ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ

twitch chat

November 2014

imaqtpie

Why not just play melee?

twitchquotes: I find it so weird that the smash4 crowd is so hype that ultimate "moves more like melee" Like if youre so torqued about melee movement why not just.. play melee? The game is already out, doesn't require a 300$ console, is likely a better game, and doesn't have an expiration date

twitch chat

December 2018

Super Smash Bros

But I believe Tyler1 can save the world

twitchquotes: Long ago, the five positions lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Riot Balance Team attacked. Only the Alpha, master of all five positions, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he got banned. Two years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Alpha, a Draven main named Tyler1, and although his Draven skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he’s ready to save anyone. But I believe Tyler1 can save the world...

twitch chat

October 2018

I like to drink my milk

twitchquotes: I like to drink my milk<༼ຈل͜ຈ༽> I do it all the time ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ and every time I drink it┌༼ຈل͜ຈ ┐ Kripp starts to scream and whine ┌༼@ل͜@༽┐ But never need to worry ༼ ºل͟º༽ my Bones are staying strong ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

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October 2014

Kripp

Arr. It's driving me nuts

twitchquotes: A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants, the bartender says "whats with the wheel?". The pirate replies "Arr. it's drivin me nuts"

twitch chat

November 2014

imaqtpie

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Dennis in a time machine

didn't expect to queue into you this game

Teamfight Tactics

Hi Tyler i'm Adam, Macaiyla's Ex Boyfriend

I'm a 13 year old atheist

We truly do live in a society

Kripp nudes leaked online

Artosis is glad Kripp is a sellout like him

Kripp's mods put Stalin to shame

With Intel Core i7, hes just getting started

99% of y'all don't know what people going through

Keep spamming, while I succeed in life

Arena wins and donger size

For every copy paste I will pushup

If your girlfriend cheats on you

I'm buysexual

WallStreetBets

Shooting a donger

Why not just play melee?

Super Smash Bros

But I believe Tyler1 can save the world

I like to drink my milk

Arr. It's driving me nuts

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